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Favorite TV quote - 10/21/2008 8:20:07 AM
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DaveW
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This is inspired by the favorite movie quote thread in that other forum.
What are your favorite quotes from television shows?
mine:
Andromeda - season 2 "Oroboros"
Harper: I don't believe in destiny and I don't even believe in density, except in the hands of the Perseids. Its a compliment.
I believe in Seamus Zelazny Harper. I cogito therefore I sum, and I sum to cogito that ---- machine right out of existance; capiche?
NCIS
Todd: I wonder what Ducky looked like when he was younger?
Gibbs: Like Illya Kuryakin.
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RE: Favorite TV quote - 10/21/2008 9:00:32 AM
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Roses are red, violets are blue, and you are one dumb Polack. - Archie Bunker
What's Jews go to do wit' da Bible? - Archie again
Frank Byrnes is a lipless wonder. - Margaret Houlihan
May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in you navel. - Max Klinger
Have lots more but gotta go earn my daily dime.
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RE: Favorite TV quote - 10/21/2008 12:35:56 PM
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DaveW
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M*A*S*H
Class of Koreans learning English Phrases, chanting together: Frank Burns eats worms.
M*A*S*H
Col. Potter: (drunk) I like a major with hot lips.
BJ: And why is that, sir?
Potter: Exactly.
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RE: Favorite TV quote - 10/21/2008 1:20:02 PM
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From Seinfeld
Jerry: What do you do for a living, Newman?
Newman: I'm a United States Postal Worker.
Jerry: Aren't those the guys that always go crazy and come back with a gun and shoot everybody?
Newman: Sometimes...
Jerry: Why is that?
Newman: Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming, there's never a let-up. It's relentless! Every day it piles up more and more and more! And you gotta get it out, but the more you get it out the more it keeps coming in. And then the bar code reader breaks and it's PUBLISHER'S CLEARING HOUSE DAY!!!
Kramer: NEWMAN!
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RE: Favorite TV quote - 10/21/2008 3:03:42 PM
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uncabeeil
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Seinfeld:
Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
You double dipped! You dipped, you bit, then you dipped again. You might as well put your mouth in the bowl!
Serenity now!
She's got man hands!
The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old mand sending soup back at the deli.
Hello Newman.
No soup for you! Next!
Jeddy Seinfeld is a veddy bad man.
Do you realize that all that stands between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine?
I was in the pool! I was in the pool!!
E: We went to dinner. I had the bisque. then yadda yadda yadda... G:You yadda yadda'd the best part! E: No, I mentioned the bisque.
A few real oldies:
Okay boys and girls, what time is it? IT'S HOWDY DOODY TIME!
Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat. - Bullwinkle
Just the facts, ma'am. - Sgt. Joe Friday, Dragnet
That's Gomer like Homer but with a G, an Pyle like pile but with a Y.
Yabba dabba dooooooo!!
No Lucy, you can't do the show!
Honeymooners:
Baby, you're the greatest.
One of these days Alice, bang zoom! To the moon!
I wouldn't woo woo you if you were the last person on earth.
Official space helmet on Captain Video!
So, Carlos wants to teach you to mambo!
Some great one-liners from Norm Peterson (Cheers):
Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
Norm: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.
Sam: What's going down, Norm?
Norm: My cheeks on this stool.
Coach: What’s shaking, Norm?
Norm: All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Coach.
[Norm comes in with an attractive woman.]
Coach: Normie, could this be Vera? (Norm’s wife).
Norm: With a lot of expensive surgery, maybe.
Sam: What’s new, Normie?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They’ve taken over my stomach. They’re demanding beer.
Woody: What’s your pleasure, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Boxer shorts and loose shoes. But I’ll settle for a beer.
And my all time favorite: Sam: Hey, what’s happening, Norm?
Norm: Well, it’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I’m wearing Milk-Bone underwear.
ETA: And my current signature. It's from a character on General Hospital.
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RE: Favorite TV quote - 10/21/2008 3:29:41 PM
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From Buffy, the Vampire Slayer
The Scoobies are out frantically searching for the person who's planning a mass murder at the high school at any moment.
Xander rushes into the school kitchen.
Xander: Oooh. Jell-o.
And starts wolfing it down forgetting all about the search.
I can go for days on Buffy. It was such a well-written show.
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RE: Favorite TV quote - 10/29/2008 1:06:04 PM
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From old time comedian George Goebel.
In an appearance on "The Tonight Show" while following Bob Hope and Dean Martin, George asked host Johnny Carson "Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?"
On the game show "Hollywood Squares" when asked by host Peter Marshall "True or false- a pea can last 5000 years."
George responded "Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes."
Peter Marshall: "According to the Reverend Billy Graham, what sin have you committed if you drink too much?"
George: "Gluttony. The neighbors say I ate their cat."
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RE: Favorite TV quote - 10/29/2008 1:08:15 PM
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And my all time favorite: Sam: Hey, what’s happening, Norm?
Norm: Well, it’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I’m wearing Milk-Bone underwear.
I second that!
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RE: Favorite TV quote - 10/29/2008 6:26:11 PM
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ORIGINAL: writerchick
From Buffy, the Vampire Slayer
The Scoobies are out frantically searching for the person who's planning a mass murder at the high school at any moment.
Xander rushes into the school kitchen.
Xander: Oooh. Jell-o.
And starts wolfing it down forgetting all about the search.
I can go for days on Buffy. It was such a well-written show.
Definitely. Four words.....Once More With Feeling.
Also virtually anything Dwight Schrute says on 'The Office.'
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RE: Favorite TV quote - 10/29/2008 7:26:06 PM
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ORIGINAL: writerchick
From Buffy, the Vampire Slayer
The Scoobies are out frantically searching for the person who's planning a mass murder at the high school at any moment.
Xander rushes into the school kitchen.
Xander: Oooh. Jell-o.
And starts wolfing it down forgetting all about the search.
I can go for days on Buffy. It was such a well-written show.
Definitely. Four words.....Once More With Feeling.
Also virtually anything Dwight Schrute says on 'The Office.'
Awwww! The Buffy Musical. I still can't believe Joss didn't get an Emmy for that one or even Hush. There aren't many people who can pull off an episode without dialogue but still move the storylines forward. That was the one where Buffy and Riley learned each other's secret identities. Fabulous show!!
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RE: Favorite TV quote - 10/30/2008 5:46:43 PM
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No-one has said "beam me up Scotty" 
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RE: Favorite TV quote - 10/30/2008 7:07:31 PM
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From Battlestar Galactica:
Roslin: I love you.
Adama: About time.
All this from two characters who did not like each other in the beginning, and not the "I'm annoyed by you, but I'm secretly attracted to you" type of dislike. They really did not trust nor like each other at all.
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RE: Favorite TV quote - 10/30/2008 8:48:38 PM
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"I know nothing, NUTH-THING!"
Sgt. Schultz
"OH, OH, OH, Mr. Kotter!!"
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RE: Favorite TV quote - 10/30/2008 9:40:16 PM
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"Maybe you'd know more about what was going on in this camp if you weren't so busy redecorating latrines." -- Maj. Frank Burns from M*A*S*H (I could quote this show all day, this is a most favorite).
"Preparation can only take you so far. After that, you gotta take a few leaps of faith." -- Michael Scofield from Prison Break.
(At Frasier's costume party, Niles is dressed as his dad and Daphne's dressed as Elton John. They're kissing as Martin comes in the room, which he tells them to stop and Niles questions why.)
"I don't want to watch myself make out with Elton John." -- Martin Crane from Frasier.
"I call it a ghetto Christmas. It's like asking for an Incredible Hulk doll and getting your sister's Ken doll painted green." -- Jon "Fairplay" Dalton from Survivor.
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RE: Favorite TV quote - 10/30/2008 10:08:10 PM
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"Undomesticated equines could not keep me away." -- Teal'c, Stargate Atlantis, "Reunion" (Season 4)
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RE: Favorite TV quote - 12/10/2008 9:56:50 PM
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"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly" Arthur Carlson (Gordon Jump) WKRP In Cincinnati
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RE: Favorite TV quote - 12/12/2008 3:11:58 AM
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I love "You got it dude."-Michelle on Full House (back when the Olsen twins were tiny).
I also liked Stephanie's "How rude!"
I liked "Whatcha you talkin' about?" -Arnold on Different Strokes
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RE: Favorite TV quote - 12/12/2008 6:45:08 AM
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I gotta represent Keifer, "24" -
You're only conscious right now because I don't want to carry you.
- Jack Bauer.
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RE: Favorite TV quote - 12/16/2008 12:15:50 PM
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ORIGINAL: OneOfHisJewels
I love "You got it dude."-Michelle on Full House (back when the Olsen twins were tiny).
I also liked Stephanie's "How rude!"
I liked "Whatcha you talkin' about?" -Arnold on Different Strokes
These are all faves of mine also.
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RE: Favorite TV quote - 12/16/2008 12:57:25 PM
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New one from House.
"Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one."
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RE: Favorite TV quote - 12/16/2008 3:09:16 PM
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"Your species has the most amazing capacity for self deception exceeded only by its ingenuity when trying to destroy itself."
The 7th Doctor (Doctor Who) commenting on the fact that his human companion from the late 1980's has never heard of any of the alien invasions that happened to London in the 1960's and 1970's.
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RE: Favorite TV quote - 12/16/2008 7:24:26 PM
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"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly" Arthur Carlson (Gordon Jump) WKRP In Cincinnati
My husband would have written that!
Mine is from Fraiser:
Fraiser: I can't take dad living with me much longer. This morning at the breakfast table I asked him to pass me a muffin. He said 'What is the magic word?'
Niles: Dad is treating you like a child. I hope you didn't respond!
Fraiser: But I knew the magic word - "Retirement Home."
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RE: Favorite TV quote - 12/17/2008 9:14:03 PM
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Scrubs.
Dr. Cox: The key to my exercise program is this one simple truth: I hate my body.
Turk: What?
Dr. Cox: Do you understand the second you look in the mirror and you're happy with what you see, baby, you just lost the battle.
Turk: You should give speeches to teenage girls.
The Office
Michael Scott : Limitless Paper, in a paperless world.
Seinfeld
Jerry : Would you [women] like to know what men are thinking? The truth, the honest truth of what they are thinking? Nothing
George : I love a good nap, sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the mornings.
Jerry: It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
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We appreciate light because we have been in darkness.
By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.
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RE: Favorite TV quote - 12/18/2008 7:32:48 PM
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I brought you into this world and I can take you out. from the Cosby show
Just because you think I am wrong is no reason to stop thinking.. From House MD
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