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Misfortune Cookies - 7/13/2008 11:01:41 AM
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raspberry331
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What might a misfortune cookie say?
You will be overcharged and short-changed.
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 7/14/2008 7:26:11 AM
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car2ner
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you'll meet the man of your nightmares today.
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 7/18/2008 11:10:04 PM
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Kerrlaw
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You have forgotten your wallet.
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 8/4/2008 6:09:55 PM
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You've got mail!....from your mortgage company
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 8/4/2008 7:17:00 PM
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still4gvn
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you will soon take a voyage........to Iraq.
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 8/8/2008 12:23:54 PM
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still4gvn
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do you know where your spouse really was last night?
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 8/8/2008 3:45:19 PM
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crazedmom
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You will take three steps backward.
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 8/8/2008 10:20:14 PM
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gowiththeflow
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"*Hey There, ALL of My Dearest Sweetest Bestest *RE: MisFortune Cookies* Game Player Brother & SisterFriends in Our Wonderful Lord & Saviour, Jesus Christ of Earth, Heaven, & Us, Now I will Say: *You Will Gain 10 Pounds From The Meal That You Ate*, to Say the Least, AnyWay?!*"   
 Love Ya, Susan (Psalm 23)
P.S."*HUGS, HUGS, HUGS, & more HUGS?!*"
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 8/9/2008 12:19:14 PM
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still4gvn
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lol. that was a mean one.
"one of our cooks has a contagious stomach virus"
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 8/9/2008 1:30:33 PM
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March7
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Something you lost will soon turn up...owned by somebody else.
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 8/12/2008 2:04:42 PM
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mvic
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You were born under Taurus the bull - and was he surprised !!!
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 8/12/2008 2:07:12 PM
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At this very moment, all the pipes in your house are about to burst and nobody is there to turn off the water.
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Isaiah 45:18
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 8/12/2008 3:43:46 PM
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still4gvn
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alpha and omega: that was LOL. Gotta remember that when someone starts telling me about what 'sign' they're under. Personally, I was born under a 'no smoking' sign.
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 8/12/2008 4:25:07 PM
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"If you don't share this cookie with at least seven people in the next 15 seconds, great misfortunes will befall you for the next 40 years!"
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 8/12/2008 5:48:13 PM
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mvic
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You can suffer loss with dignity - which is fortunate since you'll loose your hair and teeth at an early age.
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 8/13/2008 12:52:41 PM
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still4gvn
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when you paid for this dinner, we sold the info off your credit card.
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 8/13/2008 2:52:42 PM
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mvic
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You're a Libra - You're well balanced: you have a chip on each shoulder.
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 8/13/2008 5:00:07 PM
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crazedmom
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On the next full moon, you will receive an unexpected gigantic bill in the mail.
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 8/13/2008 5:33:36 PM
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ColoradoLady36
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That wasn't chicken that you ate....giggles.
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 8/13/2008 6:06:30 PM
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mvic
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You're a Pisces and you're about to undergo a big change - your vest and underpants.
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