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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/24/2006 4:17:50 PM   
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Good news: Church this morning was great!
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/24/2006 4:27:03 PM   
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Bad news: Too bad the preacher had a heart attack right afterwards!

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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/24/2006 4:28:54 PM   
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Worse news: And the congregation thought it was a joke so never called 911.

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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/24/2006 4:37:28 PM   
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Good news: Everyone in church agrees on an issue for once!

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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/24/2006 4:38:17 PM   
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Bad news: It's about kicking you out of the church.

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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/24/2006 4:39:39 PM   
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Worse news: They want you to confess why you are being kicked out

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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/24/2006 4:49:28 PM   
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Good News-You just got a shower and now you are squeaky clean!

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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/24/2006 9:09:17 PM   
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Bad News: But the sewer backed up and you now have to clean up the mess.

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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/24/2006 9:10:24 PM   
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Worse news: your toilet exploded because of the back up.

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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/24/2006 9:15:22 PM   
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Good news - You have just purchased the nicest yacht you have ever seen.

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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/24/2006 9:17:09 PM   
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Bad news: it is being seized since it was stolen.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/24/2006 9:18:08 PM   
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Worse News: Though it was seized because it was stolen, you still owe all that you paid for it.

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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/24/2006 9:21:30 PM   
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Good news: You are going to a fancy restaurant for dinner.

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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/24/2006 9:22:21 PM   
zmanfan38


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Good news: I have some Christmas shopping done already.


Vagrant, how's the new job??????
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/24/2006 9:23:04 PM   
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Bad News: You will be expected to pick up the bill........FOR EVERYONE!! (to vagrant's good news)

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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/24/2006 9:25:41 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: zmanfan38

Good news: I have some Christmas shopping done already.


Vagrant, how's the new job??????


(It's been kind of rough, zmanfan. Please pray for me!)

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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/24/2006 9:29:24 PM   
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worse: you also get the bar tab


sorry to hear that, vagrant...will put you on my prayer list
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/24/2006 9:31:26 PM   
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Thanks, zmanfan!

Good news: I have some Christmas shopping done already.

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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/24/2006 9:33:28 PM   
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Bad news: You'll find what you just bought on major sale later.

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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/24/2006 9:39:14 PM   
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Worse news: The people you got the gifts for won't like them.

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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/24/2006 10:25:09 PM   
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Good news: you just got a letter from a dear friend.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/24/2006 10:40:03 PM   
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Bad news: She is very ill.

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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/24/2006 10:45:33 PM   
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Worse news: she only has 2 weeks to live.

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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/24/2006 10:47:17 PM   
zmanfan38


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Good news...she's leaving her cat to you.
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RE: Good News, Bad news, and Worse news - 9/24/2006 10:48:31 PM   
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Bad news: The cat is not litterbox trained yet.

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