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Buying Groceries a sin? (Grocery sinners support thread!) - 3/15/2007 8:11:17 PM
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Is it a sin to buy groceries?
What if you are wearing a blue shirt while you do it?
What if you have to drive past a gas station to get to the grocery store?
< Message edited by ta_mosquito -- 4/2/2007 5:05:32 PM >
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/15/2007 8:45:28 PM
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P.S. Please use Scripture to support your response.
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/15/2007 8:45:53 PM
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are you a liberal politician trying to get some stupid law passed? you sound like some of the clowns in d.c. clinton or reid
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/15/2007 8:46:22 PM
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Is this thread supposed to be funny?
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/15/2007 8:48:15 PM
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a. not necessarily II Malachi 15:24
b. definately Hezekiah 72:6
c. maybe V Peter 6:4
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/15/2007 8:50:26 PM
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Do you get a Planned Parenthood buy-one-get-one-free-in-nine-months discount on your receipt?
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/15/2007 8:57:19 PM
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Sorry, I was too stunned by the sheer sinful nature of that question that I plum forgot about the scripture for it!
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/15/2007 8:59:16 PM
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Is it a sin to buy groceries?
No- because 'groceries' means 'Cheetos' in the original Greek.
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What if you are wearing a blue shirt while you do it?
Is it a blue jean shirt, or just a blue shirt? Cause you know what it means to wear jeans.
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What if you have to drive past a gas station to get to the grocery store?
Its only a sin if you're driving a Pinto.
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/15/2007 9:01:53 PM
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are you a liberal politician trying to get some stupid law passed? you sound like some of the clowns in d.c. clinton or reid
That is not a hair question.
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/15/2007 9:03:46 PM
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Is this thread supposed to be funny?
Apparently not.
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/15/2007 9:04:29 PM
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a. not necessarily II Malachi 15:24
But do you buy groceries off your gross or your net?
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/15/2007 9:05:04 PM
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are you a liberal politician trying to get some stupid law passed? you sound like some of the clowns in d.c. clinton or reid
That is not a hair question.
we are not bringing in Don Trump into this
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/15/2007 9:05:30 PM
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Do you get a Planned Parenthood buy-one-get-one-free-in-nine-months discount on your receipt?
No, but I do get free lottery tickets, and a tattoo.
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/15/2007 9:07:50 PM
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ORIGINAL: Random
Is it a sin to buy groceries?
No- because 'groceries' means 'Cheetos' in the original Greek.
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What if you are wearing a blue shirt while you do it?
Is it a blue jean shirt, or just a blue shirt? Cause you know what it means to wear jeans.
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What if you have to drive past a gas station to get to the grocery store?
Its only a sin if you're driving a Pinto.
Maybe we have two winners!
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/15/2007 9:09:20 PM
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Maybe we have two winners!
Nuh uh! Can't! That's unfair - and God is a God of justice.
You said I was the winner first!
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/15/2007 9:11:56 PM
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But I gave scripture.
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/15/2007 9:16:08 PM
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But I gave scripture.
Yeah, but your Scripture was only relevant to peanut butter and Q-Tips.
Still, you can be #1 and Sunnymom can be #2, since she didn't use Scripture. It is a sin to make a post without using Scripture.
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/15/2007 9:16:13 PM
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Around here you would be lucky to buy any pork products because cashiers of a certain faith refuse to even scan the merchandise.
So for some it's a grievous sin.
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RE: Buying Groceries? - 3/15/2007 9:20:27 PM
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Around here you would be lucky to buy any pork products because cashiers of a certain faith refuse to even scan the merchandise.
So for some it's a grievous sin.
Even pork rinds? Wow!
(Ok, so I actually have no idea what pork rinds are, but I assume they are pork products.)
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