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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/6/2007 2:52:29 PM   
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None. You don't want to overstress yourself. This is the time for tapering back, just like if you were training for a marathon.

My mother is coming into town for a visit. Where should I tell her to sleep?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/6/2007 2:57:35 PM   
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Outside. In a tent, of course, but outside. Where else would someone sleep?

I watched "james bond: casino royale" and I hated it, so now I'm tired and frustrated. What do I do about it?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/6/2007 3:17:59 PM   
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Watch the movie again, three more times.

There have been lots of storms in the area lately. How can we stay safe and dry?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/7/2007 2:11:46 AM   
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next time it rains try an run in between the raindrops

Should I clean my bedroom?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/7/2007 10:18:46 AM   
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No, the police may be doing an investigation there soon and you shouldn't disturb the crime scene.

The traffic outside our window is so loud sometimes. Is there anything I can do about that?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/7/2007 10:25:11 AM   
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The traffic outside our window is so loud sometimes. Is there anything I can do about that?


Yeah, get a big pile of rocks and start throwing them at the cars. Do this consistantly and pretty soon drivers will get the message and they will take another route! Eggs will also work, but they are more expensive. Rocks are free.


My almost brand new vacuum cleaner does not work right. I changed the bag and it still doesn't suck up stuff. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/8/2007 8:24:32 AM   
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Just start picking up visible dirt with your fingers. Who needs a vacuum cleaner?

My dog won't let me sleep until he's watched all of The Tonight Show every night. What should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/8/2007 8:29:53 AM   
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Donate your dog to Goodwill, and then go to bed.

What is the best way to mail honeycomb?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/8/2007 8:35:25 AM   
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In a thin airmail envelope.

My co-worker and I disagree on just about every issue. Why are we friends?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/8/2007 6:11:11 PM   
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Hmm.. I don't know? What advice can I give to that question?

I would dump your friend and befriend a porcupine. They are so soft and cuddly and you can put it on your ex-friends chair to liven up the office.

I am very fond of waffles but I can't seem to have enough space in my freezer. How can I store more then 50 boxes at a time without buying a new freezer?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/8/2007 10:55:58 PM   
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Buy a store and the freezer section will come with it so you don't have to buy a new one and you can get all the waffles you want for free.

My dd's cat still hates me. I tried Lisa's suggestion of pulling on his tail. It worked for a while. He started coming around me a lot more now. I think I would like to give him a treat to eat, but I don't have any cat treats in the house. Any suggestions about what he might like to snack on?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/9/2007 7:54:19 AM   
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Your finger. Cats like meat.

How do I work more efficiently?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/9/2007 11:12:38 AM   
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Do a little of this, and then a little of that, and then go on and do a little of something else. That way it all come out even and you get everything accomplished at the same time.

I can't find my sharp scissors, and the dull ones won't cut fabric. I'm trying to cut out 240 squares of fabric for a quilt. What should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/9/2007 11:16:04 AM   
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Use your teeth! Make sure you floss when you're finished!

How much money should I spend on gasoline in my car?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/9/2007 11:25:09 AM   
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Oh, didn't you know gas is free now? All you have to do is pump it and drive off.

My kids are studying Valley Forge. We'd like to dress up like the soldiers and experience what it was like at Valley Forge. Any ideas?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/9/2007 1:19:25 PM   
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Move to the north pole and build some cabins in the snow and then run out of food.

My Window's Updater just installed some new stuff on my pc and now it asks me to restart it every 5 minutes but I am in the middle of working. How can i stop that annoying box from coming up without restarting?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/9/2007 1:58:48 PM   
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Pick up a bat and destroy the computer. Then all your problems will be over!

I'm exhausted. Should I take a nap or just sit and watch tv?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/9/2007 3:25:41 PM   
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Neither. Drink some coffee and go dig a ditch.

I'm wondering if I take 2cor517s advice if the state will take my children away. Do you think that should be a concern?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/9/2007 4:10:23 PM   
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Maybe it will be a nice little vacation for both you and them.

(I am so kidding)

My dog came in and after he just ate and licked me and now I smell like dog food. What should I do to stop him from doing that?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/9/2007 4:13:15 PM   
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lick him back

What should I get my mom for mother's day?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/9/2007 4:29:06 PM   
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A tattoo. Moms love tattoos.



I licked my dog but have a mouth full of fur now. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/9/2007 5:18:35 PM   
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Wipe down your tongue with a handful of dryer lint.

How do you make hungarian meatballs?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/9/2007 5:34:39 PM   
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First you need to go to hungry and round up some dogs...

What do I do when I enter a bathroom and there is no soap?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/9/2007 6:26:43 PM   
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Go to the kitchen and use an entire bottle of liquid dish soap. Pour it on your head, too.

I threw Momma from the train. What should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/9/2007 9:27:10 PM   
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You should write a poem about it and post in in Writer's Roundtable.

My fingers are sticky. Should I wash them or keep typing with sticky fingers?

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