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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/4/2008 11:55:36 PM   
Carleejoan


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That cat must shed enough hair to make a few fur coats!

What to do. Should we stay in this house and fix it up or move to a newer place?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/5/2008 1:46:22 AM   
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how about a third solution? just tear down your house and avenge yourself of all the trouble it has given you.

i just lost a ball game. what should i do to feel better?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/5/2008 5:01:05 PM   
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shoot all the opposing team with a paintball gun. If the cops bother you, say it was an art project.

I'm too tall, too fat and too old. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/5/2008 5:55:39 PM   
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Wear flat shoes, buy special retaining belts and get face cream for the wrinkles.



What do I do if my delivery doesn't come today?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/6/2008 10:51:00 AM   
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Are you delivering a baby? or waiting for a package to be delivered? Well, let's see... it's Sunday,you could go to a church that does deliverence.

My cat exudes black fluff that mixes with my long blond hair and covers the house. How do I get it off the furniture?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/6/2008 10:52:35 AM   
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Sandpaper. Stock up on it. Not for the cat silly! For the furniture!


Now I have an angry cat owner after me... What should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/6/2008 2:09:58 PM   
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Oh there's that armydude again with the attitude. Sandpaper not for the cat?! LOL

Get more dogs for the cats. Dogs love cats in special ways.
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/6/2008 3:24:43 PM   
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No question.

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/6/2008 9:16:19 PM   
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Well, we used the electric sander on the furniture. But now we have furniture-cloth fluff mixed in with the cat and human hair. Need advice fast!
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/7/2008 8:51:13 AM   
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Get one of those high powered vacuum trucks to back up to your house. There may be nothing left inside your house but at least the cat fluff and sander dust will be gone.


I need to get rid of the old furniture as we'r getting new. What should I do with the old stuff?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/7/2008 2:00:17 PM   
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send it over here, the vac truck just left with mine. now all I have is a bare house filled with cat fluff.

I'm real tired of my cooking. what should I make different for dinner?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/7/2008 10:27:20 PM   
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Open a can of cat food. Add some parsley and celery sticks with french bread and voila, there's dinner!


I'm allergic to the snow molds as the snow melts I seem to get a headache from the outside air. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/8/2008 12:43:08 AM   
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come down here to Seattle - it hardly ever snows, just rains all winter. Actually, it's spring now and still raining.

I followed your recipe and dh ate it all. But now cat is mad. What to do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/8/2008 12:48:34 AM   
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Give the cat a steak.

My hands are dry, what should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/8/2008 8:41:56 AM   
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Put water on them. Duh.

I have a mountain of laundry to put away, and I don't want to. What should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/8/2008 12:28:57 PM   
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obiously, throw it out and shop for new clothes. Your kids will love that.

dh is home sick and constantly phoning. How can I get my hands on the phone a while?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/8/2008 9:45:43 PM   
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Hide the phones and don't let him have the chance to phone.


My daughter forgot to take her homework sheets home. What should I do when she forgets her homework?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/9/2008 2:47:01 PM   
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let her stay home from school till the teacher forgets she owes work.

cat keeps waking me at night sitting on me and purring. how can I convince her to sit on dh instead?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/10/2008 9:41:30 PM   
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Get some cat food, the soft fishy kind and smear it on your husband's face while he's sleeping.


My spare room needs a desparate cleaning. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/11/2008 10:12:14 PM   
still4gvn


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keep the door closed and forget it (of course).

I got to watch a friend's elderly Mom a couple of days while friend is out of town. How to entertain her?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/12/2008 8:08:24 AM   
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Bring your Slip N' Slide and let her play on that.

Our light keeps blinking in and out. What is the matter with it and how do we fix it?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/12/2008 12:35:08 PM   
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It sending you a message in morse code- Take a BB gun and shoot it out!

I'm not getting full time hours at work-What is the very best solution?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/12/2008 10:06:18 PM   
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start a home business organizing pie throwing contests.

I want to go on a long fancy vacation with dh, without spending money. Anyone with how-to advice?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/13/2008 10:03:27 AM   
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Daydream about it the best economical and free way to achieve this dream.

I feel like going out shopping today, yet I feel that the cloudy weather is making me on my guard. How can I get over it?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/13/2008 5:38:09 PM   
still4gvn


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Get in the shower with all your clothes on and turn on the cold water. Then you won't have to worry that you'll get wet when you go out.

they want everyone to volunteer for something at church. What should I do?
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