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ta_mosquito -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/15/2007 8:12:48 PM)

*Poof*

But now without clouds or rain, it's boiling hot, and there's a drought! [sm=icon_smile_faint.gif]

I wish I could afford a maid.



Okami -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/15/2007 9:12:40 PM)

*poof* granted

You got a maid that costs 1 penny.
Based on her performance, you overpaid.



I wish I drove an expensive sports car.



thisistheday -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/16/2007 12:32:59 AM)

*Poof* You are now driving an expensive sports car.

Too bad you were borrowing it, and wrecked it. Enjoy breaking the news to the owner.

I wish my dog didn't shed.



Okami -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/16/2007 1:13:53 AM)

*poof* granted.

One hairless dog coming right up!


I wish I took a ride on the space shuttle.



car2ner -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/16/2007 6:03:24 PM)

** poof ** Headlines read as followed, " Crosswalk Forums Poster Gets Left Behind During a Space Walk. Fellow Astronauts Too Busy Posting On the Threads To Notice Okami Was Missing"


I wish I could be in two places at once.



ta_mosquito -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/16/2007 6:28:31 PM)

*Poof*

EWWWWWWW! Nothing like a body in more than one place. [:'(]

I wish I were my ideal weight. [;)]



thisistheday -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/16/2007 6:33:41 PM)

*Poof* You are now your ideal weight; or you would be if you hadn't shrunk 12 inches.

I wish someone else would cook supper tonight.



ta_mosquito -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/16/2007 6:35:50 PM)

quote:

You are now your ideal weight; or you would be if you hadn't shrunk 12 inches.

LOLOL!!!

*POOF*
Supper's cooked!

Too bad they excellently cooked all the foods that everyone in your family hates! [>:]

I wish hubby would come home.



Okami -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/16/2007 9:12:41 PM)

*poof* Granted

His plane crashed right into your house.


I wish all smokers stopped smoking.



ta_mosquito -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/16/2007 10:21:17 PM)

*Poof*

But now there are thousands of American workers out of work, plus the farmers who have a worthless crop. [sm=icon_smile_boggled.gif]

I wish I could eat and eat and not gain a pound. [;)]



Memaw. -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/16/2007 10:29:10 PM)

*poof*

Now you must eat constantly or you will lose weight until you wither away to nothing.


I wish all my bills were paid off.



thisistheday -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/16/2007 11:09:25 PM)

*Poof*

All of your bills are paid off! But now you also have nothing.


I wish all the laundry in the house was clean and put away.



Okami -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/17/2007 1:19:02 AM)

*poof* Granted.

All your laundry that is already clean and put away is the only laundry you have left.


I wish I was a judge.



armydude -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/17/2007 1:04:31 PM)

*Poof* You are now a judge. Since you didn't say what kind of judge, you are now the judge of the local "Ugliest Mug Contest". Have fun!



I wish I owned the house I live in instead of renting it.



Okami -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/17/2007 9:25:22 PM)

*poof* granted.

Due to an uninsured fire, the landlord said "you break it, you buy it", and according to the fine print in the lease agreement, was able to take every cent you had in trade.

I wish my son would do his homework.



zmanfan38 -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/17/2007 11:11:06 PM)

*poof* you got it.

He's practicing his drum solo for the football game Friday night and you can't hear the person on the other end of the phone.


I wish I could have found my daughter that giraffe costume she wanted.



thisistheday -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/17/2007 11:54:25 PM)

*Poof* Granted. Now your daughter will only want to wear the giraffe costume for the next 3 months, and will throw a huge fit when you make her wear something else.

I wish the yard was mowed.



Okami -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/18/2007 12:04:20 AM)

*poof* granted

Too bad you didn't specify who's yard. Looking outside, it obviously wasn't yours.


I wish my faith was infallible.



ta_mosquito -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/19/2007 6:38:20 PM)

*Poof*

Except you aren't very discerning, so you believe a lot of bad things with 100% certainty. [&:]

I wish the days didn't get shorter in the winter. [:@]



thisistheday -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/20/2007 12:19:01 AM)

*Poof* Now the days get longer instead. It's going to be hard to sleep in January.

I wish our car would quit burning extra oil.



L5FanLady -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/21/2007 9:03:07 PM)

*Poof!* Your car does not burn extra oil now.


It just burns extra gas.[:D]


I wish all my revolving debt was paid off.



car2ner -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/22/2007 10:03:57 AM)

quote:

I wish all my revolving debt was paid off.


*** granted ***

You won a lottery, paid off the credit cards but when the IRS came to call you actually owed them more than you had left over. Here's your check book.


I wish that I could spend more days on the beach.



thisistheday -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/22/2007 5:25:10 PM)

*Poof* You are now on an Alaskan beach. Have a tent. Someone will come pick you up next May.

I wish my computer was faster.



Lianna -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/22/2007 7:00:29 PM)

poof granted...

your computer now has wheels on it so it will move really fast as you push it down a hill

I wish I get aproved for my appartment



Okami -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/23/2007 1:58:45 AM)

*poof* Granted.

But, unfortunately it is 100 years from now when they find their lost briefcase that your app was in.


I wish I didn't worry so much about what others thought of me.



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