car2ner -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/23/2007 8:10:01 AM)
*** pooftah ***
Now you can read their minds and don't have to worry about what they think about you... You KNOW what they think about you!
I wish my little dog would greet us at the door with a smile and a wagging tail not not bark so much.
Okami -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/23/2007 9:44:58 PM)
*poof* Granted.
Vocal chords removed, and the resulting pain forced a permanent tightening of his mouth, exposing all its teeth in a huge grin. You can't recognize what animal used to own the tail that it's swinging around in its mouth.
I wish I had the secret to success.
car2ner -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/24/2007 9:48:32 PM)
(((*** poof***)))
You have the secret to success. Unfortunately it has to remain a secret so you can never tell anyone or use the secret lest the secret gets out.
I wish that I could always apply text messages so that I was never misunderstood.
car2ner -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/27/2007 8:47:09 AM)
quote:
I wish that I could always apply text messages so that I was never misunderstood.
egads, it looks like I got my wish on this thread... how could they be misunderstood if the thread is killed and noone reads them.[:@]
Just call me the month's little old thread killer.
Okami -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/27/2007 1:41:15 PM)
heh it's just a slower thread.
Your wish is granted though.
The only text you can type will be "Jesus Loves You" , and no one will ever misunderstand that.
I wish my kid's toys weren't so expensive.
car2ner -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/28/2007 8:46:50 PM)
@@@@ poof @@@@@
You have your wish. The kids don't want those toys anymore. Now they are bringing dead bugs and frogs into the house... and they are FREE!
I wish I didn't have to nag teenagers
Okami -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/29/2007 12:36:05 AM)
*poof* granted.
The teenagers are gone, and are replaced by mean bikers from the Salty Spitoon that you have to nag instead.
I wish I had perfect teeth.
car2ner -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/29/2007 5:44:58 PM)
tellmeifyoucan'tseethisonecoming.
***poof***
You have perfect teeth and you take them out everynight to sit in a glass of fizzy water.
I wish I could find a good dentist who did quality work at a low price.
ta_mosquito -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/29/2007 6:07:33 PM)
*Poof* You've found the dentist!
Too bad his/her client list is so long, you can't get in until the year 2037.
I wish flossing was not needed for good oral hygiene.
zmanfan38 -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/30/2007 12:55:38 AM)
(Poof!) You got it!
You don't have to floss anymore, but you will have to have a deep root cleaning every year.
I wish I had my Bible memorized.
Okami -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/30/2007 1:13:41 AM)
*poof* Granted. Your bible suddenly got a lot thinner. The only pages left are the verses you have memorized.
I wish all car alarms vanished off the face of the earth.
car2ner -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (10/30/2007 6:16:33 AM)
not a problem *** poof***
the car alarms have vanished and taken the cars with them.
I wish someone would fix me breakfast and bring me coffee right now
thisistheday -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/5/2007 12:08:56 AM)
POOF, you have coffee and breakfast. Too bad you just went to bed and it will be cold when you get up.
I wish I had the perfect birthday present for my soon to be 4 year old daughter.
car2ner -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/6/2007 9:23:24 PM)
***poof***
You have the perfect present, but it is in a child proof container. She can't get into it until she is 18 (or 21).
I wish that there was an easier way to steam clean a carpet/
thisistheday -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/7/2007 12:21:11 AM)
There is, but when you try the new machine the steam scalds you. Ouch. At least it was easier.
I wish I didn't have to get up so early in the morning.
Okami -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/7/2007 12:38:38 AM)
*poof* Granted
I hope you like having incurable insomnia.
I wish I had more rootbeer.
thisistheday -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/7/2007 12:44:58 AM)
You have all the rootbeer you can drink now. Unfortunately the carbonation is gone. Enjoy.
I wish I had perfect kids.
car2ner -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/11/2007 8:02:37 AM)
EEEk ***- poof-***
Now they wish that they had
perfect parents!!![sm=icon_smile_boggled.gif]
I wish the dance last night could have lasted a little longer.
thisistheday -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/23/2007 12:36:40 AM)
*poof* Well, it did last longer, but you switched back into your rags, your carriage turned back into a pumpkin....
I wish I had a normal family to go visit tomorrow.
armydude -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/23/2007 12:55:26 AM)
*Poof* You have a normal family to go visit tomorrow.
Now they're looking at you the way you used to look at them, all the while thinking, "What weirdos"[:D]
car2ner -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/23/2007 9:17:26 AM)
ARMY DUDE! what is your wish?
armydude -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/23/2007 9:50:19 AM)
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ORIGINAL: car2ner
ARMY DUDE! what is your wish?
Sorry... Brain freeze...
I wish I could get a GOOD night's rest!
thisistheday -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/24/2007 12:17:04 AM)
POOF, you got a great night's rest...
and woke up with a sore neck because you slept wrong.
I wish my feet were warm.
armydude -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/24/2007 12:21:45 AM)
*Poof* Your feet are warm... In fact... is that smoke rising from them?
I wish I had more customers for my store.
Okami -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/24/2007 12:57:54 AM)
*poof* granted. Now, your store is packed with people to the point that it is hard to move around, and every one of them is saying "just looking" and not buying anything.