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armydude -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/24/2007 12:59:43 AM)

*Poof* You have a store just like mine. Awww.. don't stress... somebody will eventually buy something. If only you sold that something.





I wish I could run a mile again.



thisistheday -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/24/2007 1:54:06 AM)

POOF, you just ran a mile!

...because a bear was chasing you.


I wish my Christmas tree was up already.



armydude -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/24/2007 7:33:49 AM)

*Poof* Your Christmas tree is up already. Too bad it's in someone else's house. Too bad about your presents.





I wish I had the weekend off on my job.



ta_mosquito -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/24/2007 11:59:37 AM)

*poof*

You have a weekend off! And the next week, and the next one, and the next month, and...

I wish it'd snow. [8D]



armydude -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/24/2007 1:41:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ta_mosquito
I wish it'd snow. [8D]
*Poof* It has snowed. Since you didn't specify how much snow, you now can't open your front door due to the 5 feet of snow that fell last night. Hey when it snows... it snows.[:D]





I wish I had a decent winter coat...



Okami -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/24/2007 3:31:17 PM)

*poof* Granted.

it's actually a pretty decent coat. Too bad it fits your kid and not you.

I wish my son didn't like tv so much.



armydude -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/24/2007 11:10:50 PM)

*Poof* Wish granted. He doesn't like tv so much. He doesn't like tv at all. Which would explain why he just threw all the tv's out the second story window.






I wish I could fly.[:D]



thisistheday -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/25/2007 1:43:22 AM)

*POOF* You've been granted the ability to fly! Too bad it was a limited time offer and you were way high when it expired. Ouch.

I wish my cat wasn't such a bed hog.



Annie64 -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/25/2007 3:20:48 AM)

*POOF* Now your cat won't have anything to do with the bed or you either. He just wants fed, that's all.

I wish I would get a raise at work.



car2ner -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/25/2007 7:38:09 AM)

***poof*** your boss just handed you a ladder.


I wish I got paid time off.



armydude -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/25/2007 3:18:05 PM)

*Poof* You have paid time off. 2 minutes. Enjoy!





I wish my car was more dependable.



Okami -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/25/2007 6:07:00 PM)

*poof* Granted.
Now you can depend on your car to break down every 5 minutes, guaranteed!

I wish someone would fix my roof.



gracefulgirl -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/25/2007 6:19:55 PM)

*poof* Your wish has been granted. It's too bad the monsoon hit your house last week. Enjoy your new swimming pool!!! (hehehe)

I wish the guy I liked knew I liked him and he liked me back.



armydude -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/25/2007 6:50:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: gracefulgirl
I wish the guy I liked knew I liked him and he liked me back.
*Poof* The guy you like knows you like him. And he likes you back. Too bad he just wants to be friends. But he does like you!






I wish I had stayed in the Army. (Go figure)



Okami -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/25/2007 8:09:45 PM)

*poof* granted.

It seems your discharge papers appear to be forged, and they call you back for being AWOL.
Although, there is a bright side. Instead of being confined to a cell, you can choose permanent KP peeling potatos, or forever repeating boot camp.


I wish I was paid more.



armydude -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/25/2007 8:57:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Okami

*poof* granted.

It seems your discharge papers appear to be forged, and they call you back for being AWOL.
Although, there is a bright side. Instead of being confined to a cell, you can choose permanent KP peeling potatos, or forever repeating boot camp.
You know, looking back on it, boot camp wasn't that bad. I would probably take that.
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I wish I was paid more.
*poof* You are now paid more. Unfortunately you didn't say you wish you were paid more money, so now you're paid in clam shells. And a lot of them.





I wish I could get warm. I'm freezin!



Okami -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/25/2007 9:47:46 PM)

*poof* granted.
Light a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life...


I wish I could find Atlantis.



armydude -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/26/2007 1:24:33 PM)

*Poof* Granted. You have now found Atlantis. The Atlantis Casino in Reno, Nevada. That IS what you were talking about isn't it?[:D]




I wish I had a Porsche that I could drive.



car2ner -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/26/2007 4:18:43 PM)

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I wish I had a Porsche that I could drive.


**poofta***


And it is the cutest little Prosche from the toy store. You can drive it once you figure out how to peddle it with your knees up to your chin.

I wish I had the perfect idea for decorating the house with Christmas lights.



Okami -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/26/2007 10:23:02 PM)

*poof* Granted.

You had the perfect idea... and forgot it instantly.



I wish the anti-christianity movement would suddenly fail, never to be heard from again.



armydude -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/27/2007 10:13:52 AM)

*Poof* You got your wish. The anti-christianity movement has failed, and will never be heard from again. The bad news is that the biggest enemy of the church is from within. You know, the people that believe in Jesus, but still want things their way. Yep. Them.






I wish my head didn't hurt this morning.



thisistheday -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/28/2007 12:43:39 AM)

*POOF* Your head no longer hurts! The whole rest of your body does though.

I wish I had a bigger house.



car2ner -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/28/2007 6:08:38 AM)

***_ poof_*** eEEEK, Now you have a big drafty castle of a house. And you have to pay a staff to take care of the place. Now you really need more customers at your store!


I wish I could go poke around and explore that big old castle some day.



armydude -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/28/2007 10:51:46 AM)

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ORIGINAL: car2ner
I wish I could go poke around and explore that big old castle some day.
*Poof* You wake up to find yourself in that big old castle. You can poke around all you want. IF you find your way out that is.[:D]





I wish I could work first shift (7am-3pm)



Okami -> RE: Game - Ruin A Wish (11/28/2007 11:55:44 PM)

*poof* Granted.

You can work the 7-3 shift.
Too bad you aren't allowed to, and only get closing shifts.

I wish was an artist.



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