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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 12/9/2007 7:54:22 AM   
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--* poof *--- wish granted and you find yourself on the s.s. minnow and Gilligan is making sure your gear is stowed below deck. Suddenly, you feel an odd breeze....

I wish I could be the star of a cool t.v. commercial

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 12/9/2007 5:30:35 PM   
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*Poof* You are now the star of a REALLY cool TV commercial. You are now the star of the "Meow Mix" commercials. Yep. You're a housecat.



I wish the pizza I ordered would get here quickly.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 12/9/2007 7:38:11 PM   
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*** poof***

There pizza is there, atleast what is left of it. Being a housecat somewhat like Garfield, I had to pretest the pizza and now you have pizza with cat hair.

I wish my freetime with my sweetie was a little bit longer.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 12/9/2007 7:51:40 PM   
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*Poof* You now have all the free time you want with your sweetie since he doesn't have that pesky old job anymore.





I wish I could get rid of this cat hair from my pizza.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 12/9/2007 11:24:02 PM   
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*POOF*
The cat hair is gone, but the cat has now discovered itself a new type of litter and litter box...she thinks pizza smells a whole lot better than what she's use to!

I wish cats would stay away from my bird feeders!

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 12/9/2007 11:26:28 PM   
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*Poof* The cats stay away from your bird feeders. The birds are all gone 'cause the cats ate'em




Now I wish I had a new pizza. I'll let the cats have the old ones. Ewwww!

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 12/9/2007 11:41:04 PM   
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*Poof*
New pizzas have arrived, but they forgot to bake them on any type of dough. (No crust).


I wish that when it snowed it wouldn't stick to the roads!

< Message edited by zondie -- 12/11/2007 7:44:56 PM >


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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 12/12/2007 10:16:43 AM   
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Poof! Snow no longer sticks to roads. Unfortunately, neither do cars' tires.

I wish the snow would only fall when and where I want it to.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 12/12/2007 7:03:34 PM   
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*Poof*
The snow only falls when and where you want it to. But now you no longer have peace of mind, because the complainers are always banging on your door or ringing your phone or following you where ever you go, shouting at you to stop the snow or start the snow or....


I wish the ice storms were harmless so people could enjoy the beauty of a crystallized community!

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 12/13/2007 8:56:13 AM   
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Ice storms are now harmless. Unfortunately, the flocks of people that come to enjoy the scenery create traffic jams, and the resulting pollution turns all the ice grayish brown.

I wish my employer gave "snow days" as often as the local schools do.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 12/13/2007 3:27:11 PM   
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_*** poof***_ No problem, have all the snow days you want... Have a whole week off. Of course, it is without pay and you have to make the days up during your July vacation.


It is like summer here this past week and the weeds are growing in my yard. I pulled a few up but got bitten by fire ants! I wish all the fireants would go back where they came from!

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 12/14/2007 5:54:30 AM   
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POOF! The fireants have gone back where they came from. However, the people who live there didn't want them back and they are angrily storming your yard.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 12/14/2007 5:56:00 AM   
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Oops! I forgot to make a wish! I wish I was loved by everyone.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 12/14/2007 6:41:28 AM   
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---**** Poofta****---


ANnnieeee, I luvyou I luvyou, I luvyou. Give me a hug, a tighter hug, never leave me, stay here and talk with me all day.. we all lubber you Annnie, yes we do!

anniee? Annieeeee? Where did you go anniee? Don't leave us Annieeeeee! ANNNNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee............

I wish Annie64 would come back and talk with us all day long

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 12/14/2007 7:36:52 PM   
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*Poof*
She decides to come back to talk to you, but now she's reminding you of all the things you've upset her about since she's known you!


I wish there were more people who really enjoyed Christmas the old-time way!

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 12/15/2007 12:12:07 AM   
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<<<<poof>>>>>> Christmas the "old-time" way. But you've got no money to buy anything and have to depend on the kindness of others to provide what you need.


I wish there was no disease in the world.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 12/15/2007 12:45:09 AM   
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*Poof* Granted.
The word "disease" was replaced by the word "flubbleglub". Wash your hands. You might get a flubbleglub. Rats and insects can spread flubbleglub. Don't get an STF.


I wish vitamin water came out of the taps in my house.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 12/16/2007 12:08:41 AM   
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**Poof** Granted!
All the water is tainted with vitamin, but to insure you don't get an iron deficiency the water co. has added extra iron and now everything the water touches is turning ORANGE!


I wish I understood all foreign languages!

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 12/16/2007 12:11:33 AM   
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*POOF* You now understand all foreign languages. Two small problems, however. First, you don't understand English anymore. Second, you can understand the language, but you still can't speak it!




I wish I could take a month off from work and get paid for it.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 12/16/2007 12:34:24 AM   
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*poof* granted.

Someone offers you a quarter to rip the previous month off the calendar.


I wish my fingernails were clean.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 12/16/2007 12:37:59 AM   
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**POOF**
One month off with pay! But now you need therapy because you can't recover from the awful guilt trip you're suffering!


I wish that I were educated to work in the medical field, like my brother.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 12/16/2007 8:05:45 AM   
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***- poof-***
two wished in one shot. You are educated in the med field but just starting out you spend all day cleaning nasty dirty fingernails...starting with Okami's



I wish the Christmas tree in my front yard stood up straight. It rained last night and now it looks like it belongs to Cindy-Lou Who.

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 12/17/2007 4:04:02 AM   
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POOF! The Christmas tree in your front yard now stands straight. However, all the branches are also vertical and will no longer hold decorations. The decorations are all fallen down on the ground under the tree.

I wish I never had to drive on snow and ice.
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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 12/17/2007 5:59:47 AM   
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***-poof-***

You don't have to drive on snow and ice. You have a crazy Boston cab driver who picks you up everyday. It's the thrill of a lifetime getting to work!

I wish I could go skiing again next winter

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RE: Game - Ruin A Wish - 12/18/2007 2:12:07 PM   
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POOF! You are guaranteed an all expense-paid ski trip next winter. Unfortunately, due to global warming, the next winter is scheduled for 2438 A.D., when you will be too old to care. (consolation prize: maybe you can sell those tickets on eBay?)

I wish my eBay account would start working again.

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