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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/4/2008 6:48:32 PM
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WhiteRoseBlessings
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grumpy prayers . . . heehee
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/4/2008 7:58:20 PM
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Going to try to get in a nap before I have to leave. Will be up at 3:30 so need a nap bad. I will check in every chance I get and may post some pictures of the Grand Canyon etc.
As I posted in SG If I haven't told you I really do love all you nuts.
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/4/2008 8:26:02 PM
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armydude
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Yep
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/4/2008 8:48:35 PM
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There I sat with my dockers and hilfiger shirt, a pack pf smokes in my pocket, thinking I'm going to need a drink before i get on that plane in the morning to go to Las Vegas.
My minister wears a tie when he preaches about half the time.
I am not the Vegas type. I would much rather be at a horse track with the Racing From in my hand.
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/4/2008 9:21:22 PM
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armydude
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My pastor usually wears a suit, but he wears a mock turtleneck...
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/4/2008 9:26:50 PM
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Mine wears the collar.
Sam I hope you have a great trip. Love you too!
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/4/2008 9:34:45 PM
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armydude
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Have a safe trip Sam! I'm going to put a note to pray for y'all in the AM.
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/4/2008 10:18:28 PM
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ORIGINAL: Qtman
As I posted in SG If I haven't told you I really do love all you nuts.
We love you back!
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/4/2008 10:28:58 PM
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utilityfielder
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Mine wears the collar.
In baseball, that means going hitless.
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/5/2008 8:06:38 AM
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From the "forwarded" mailbag today:
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher, who had cut himself on a metal gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Barack Obama and his bid to be our President.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is like a post-turtle.'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post-turtle was.
The old rancher drawled, 'Well, when you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post-turtle.'
Seeing the puzzled look on the doctor's face, the rancher continued: 'You know darn well he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just want to help the dumb critter get down...
Sam, you may want to taser me for draggin' politics in here, but I just couln't help myself.
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/5/2008 8:07:53 AM
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armydude
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Jimbo... That seriously made me laugh... and I gotta keep my laughing quiet 'cause people are still sleeping here...
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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/5/2008 3:41:41 PM
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Bumper Sticker of the Day
We need to get rid of
Osama, Obama and
Chelsea's Momma
teeheehee
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