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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/5/2008 8:08:31 PM

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/5/2008 8:12:44 PM

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I like it.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/5/2008 8:19:41 PM

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I'm sure qtman will have some wisecracks when he returns from sin city.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/5/2008 9:14:36 PM

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Sin... sin... sin...

Sigh...

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/5/2008 9:26:39 PM

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But let us not forget:

Whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/5/2008 9:29:38 PM

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There's a church here that I pass every day and the sign outside says

"It doesn't stay in Vegas
It's known before His throne."

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/5/2008 9:43:25 PM

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Ouch!

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/5/2008 9:43:57 PM

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That one was too easy.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/6/2008 11:20:23 AM

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There's a church here that I pass every day and the sign outside says

"It doesn't stay in Vegas
It's known before His throne."

True statement, and I bet people just flock to hear more about Jesus at that church...dude....

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/6/2008 11:53:00 AM

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There's a church here that I pass every day and the sign outside says

"It doesn't stay in Vegas
It's known before His throne."

True statement, and I bet people just flock to hear more about Jesus at that church...dude....

Okay, you took it the same way I took it. Good, I'm not nutz(er than I thought). Some church signs just really set my teeth on edge, ya know?

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/6/2008 11:54:10 AM

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Oh don't I know it...there are about 5 around here who think their signs attract visitors.

I just shake my head and keep on going

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/6/2008 3:13:57 PM

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Kind of like one of the pro-life groups around here. I'm pro-life but this groups offends ME!

That reminds me of a short video clip my church occasionally shows to encourage folks to check out our small groups. There is a man and woman walking outside and they see a group of people standing around chatting and having fun. The man says, "I want to be part of a group" so they walk over and tap one of the people in the group's shoulders. She swings around sprays him with mace then when he is rolling around on the ground in agony, she tazes him...

The video ends with the words "There are easier ways to join a group".

People always get a kick out of it - I think because we all know churches who operate like that...

And then don't get why their church isn't growing and people aren't getting saved...

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/6/2008 3:15:40 PM

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I bet that's a funny video

our old church did something similar and equally as funny

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/6/2008 3:26:24 PM

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I know something is funny when I still laugh even after seeing it a few times!

We have goofy pastors so we tend to have a lot of funnies in church...

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/6/2008 7:10:19 PM

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Most of the churches here seem to put things up on church signs designed to make us think. And sometimes they're designed to make us laugh. Either way I like it.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/6/2008 8:27:42 PM

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I've seen it all around here.

We usually have something on our sign, but it's usually something thoughtful or witty.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/7/2008 7:37:00 AM

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I have CDO, it's like obsessive compulsive disorder only it's in alphabetical order as it should be.

Just thought I'd share.

(Borrowed from a calendar with a humorous quip each day)

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/7/2008 7:41:07 AM

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I want one of those!

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/7/2008 10:46:16 AM

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Mr & Mrs Qtman must be having a good time. Have not seen him on the computer since he left. Enjoy yourself Qtman and let us know how it is going if you have the time.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/7/2008 10:50:30 AM

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Ditto.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/7/2008 10:52:15 AM

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Ditto.

I ditto that ditto.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/7/2008 10:59:55 AM

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Ditto.

I ditto that ditto.

Tritto.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/7/2008 11:06:47 AM

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/7/2008 11:30:50 AM

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Ditto.

I ditto that ditto.

Tritto.

Pam, loved your Key West album. I was stationed there for a year and a half in the early 70s and the picture brought back a lot of fond memories.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/7/2008 11:54:12 AM

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Ditto.

I ditto that ditto.

Tritto.

Pam, loved your Key West album. I was stationed there for a year and a half in the early 70s and the picture brought back a lot of fond memories.

Thank you, Jimbo! It really is a lovely place, that's for sure.

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