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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:06:00 PM

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I don't LOL very often, but this toast thing has me in stitches.

Mrs. Kerrlaw and I are Able Tostmasters (we completed the requirements to be Distinguished Toastmasters, but never turned in the paperwork).

Be careful Kerr. Toast on this thread has taken on a kinky meaning.

What was that Barbara Mandrell song? You Can Eat Toast In My Bed Anytime.

Gee I didn't even know you cared.

We seriously need an out-of-control-hysterically-scream-laughing smiley.

I'm sorry SM. There are some posts you just can't let slide. And that was one of them.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:09:13 PM

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Y'all are seriously making my tummy hurt from laughing so much.

I'm glad I haven't opened my window yet today . . . I'm sure the cops, fire department and funny farm people would be dispatched immediately if my neighbors could hear me.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:11:03 PM

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NOW would be a good time for someone to put up an avatar of the two of y'all that Mrs. C. took last year.

I sure wish I had access to one of them.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:17:16 PM

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NOW would be a good time for someone to put up an avatar of the two of y'all that Mrs. C. took last year.

I sure wish I had access to one of them.

Don't you dare.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:18:21 PM

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My you all have been, um, talkative this morning...

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:19:06 PM

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NOW would be a good time for someone to put up an avatar of the two of y'all that Mrs. C. took last year.

I sure wish I had access to one of them.

Don't you dare.

Hey Kristin - Welcome to the Bakery!

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:20:11 PM

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I don't LOL very often, but this toast thing has me in stitches.

Mrs. Kerrlaw and I are Able Tostmasters (we completed the requirements to be Distinguished Toastmasters, but never turned in the paperwork).

Be careful Kerr. Toast on this thread has taken on a kinky meaning.

And they're Toastmasters!!!

Not just Toastmasters. ABLE Toastmasters. And there's requirements and paperwork involved in becoming DISTINGUISHED Toastmasters!

Is there like a panel of judges to rate your....uhm.....performance, or what????

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:21:03 PM

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I'm dyin' over here!!

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:22:32 PM

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I don't LOL very often, but this toast thing has me in stitches.

Mrs. Kerrlaw and I are Able Tostmasters (we completed the requirements to be Distinguished Toastmasters, but never turned in the paperwork).

Be careful Kerr. Toast on this thread has taken on a kinky meaning.

And they're Toastmasters!!!

Not just Toastmasters. ABLE Toastmasters. And there's requirements and paperwork involved in becoming DISTINGUISHED Toastmasters!

Is there like a panel of judges to rate your....uhm.....performance, or what????

ROFLOL . . . and then they talk amongst themselves and critique everything.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:24:13 PM

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How much do you suppose they practice before going to a meeting?

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:25:16 PM

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As much as they can.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:25:56 PM

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Afterall, if anything is worth doing, it's worth doing right.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:26:10 PM

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Warning this thread is now rated XX

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:27:33 PM

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Dos Equis

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:29:33 PM

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Dos Equis

Before, After or during?

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:29:49 PM

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Afterall, if anything is worth doing, it's worth doing right.

Why isn't it worth doing left?

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:30:13 PM

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Dos Equis

Before, After or during?

Yes

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:30:18 PM

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**phosy is so glad she didn't have toast this morning**

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:30:58 PM

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Before, After or during?

You're outta control.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:31:21 PM

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Afterall, if anything is worth doing, it's worth doing right.

Why isn't it worth doing left?

Left, right, center . . . you name it.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:32:05 PM

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Dos Equis

Before, After or during?

You're outta control.

I'm outa control. I simply responded to your post.

BTW the weather sure has been nice here lately.

< Message edited by Qtman -- 5/14/2008 3:38:09 PM >

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:33:17 PM

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I hear GB hollering for me. Catch you all later.

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:33:40 PM

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**phosy is so glad she didn't have toast this morning**

LOL!

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:34:16 PM

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**phosy is so glad she didn't have toast this morning**

LOL!

Well, I might have some 'splainin' to do then...

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RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers - 5/14/2008 3:36:16 PM

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Y'all are tooo much

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