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Qtman -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (7/22/2008 3:18:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: phosadaud

Good to hear I won't be taking another trip to the pokey... They let me out last time but who knows what would happen a second time... [8D]

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ORIGINAL: wintery

Here's a little present for you Qtman...

Then next time you hear that Christmas song "Chest-nuts roasting on an open fire...."

Insert these lyrics instead...

"Tick-et writer, you're a motor cop...."

Tons of fun to be had there.



Ever hear the version: "Chipmunks roasting on an open fire...."

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Sam - I learned something from a cop yesterday. We had a bunch of leftover donuts from Sunday and one of the officers who attends our church stopped by to drop off a reimbursement request. He saw the donuts and asked the gals out front if he could have one. He then proceeded to explain that they weren't donuts - they were PASTRIES therefore no one could tease him... [:D]


I agree with that officer completely. I never eat donuts. I only eat little round glazed cakes with a hole in the middle.



doinkdom -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (7/22/2008 3:19:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: JimboFletch
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ORIGINAL: vidimide
Quiet is good.

Very True!

It's music in its purist form: without lyrics or instruments.
[;)]


Agreed...




Make it so #1.

My husband says that to me all the time...



phosadaud -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (7/22/2008 3:31:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Qtman

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ORIGINAL: phosadaud
Sam - I learned something from a cop yesterday. We had a bunch of leftover donuts from Sunday and one of the officers who attends our church stopped by to drop off a reimbursement request. He saw the donuts and asked the gals out front if he could have one. He then proceeded to explain that they weren't donuts - they were PASTRIES therefore no one could tease him... [:D]


I agree with that officer completely. I never eat donuts. I only eat little round glazed cakes with a hole in the middle.


See? I learn something new everyday! I would have never known that it's not donuts that I'm addicted to it's pastries and round glazed cakes with a hole in the middle... Well, actually, my favorites aren't round and they don't have holes in the middle, but that's beside the point... [:D]



Kerrlaw -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (7/22/2008 7:49:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: doinkdom

Make it so #1.

My husband says that to me all the time...



Engage.



vidimide -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (7/23/2008 12:27:53 AM)

Yesterday in doctor's waiting room I read an article that eating apples would wake you up better than coffee, so I'm dropping off some apple-flavored coffee and some coffee-flavored apples for any of you who need waking up later this morning.
[:D][:D][:D][:D]


I did read that and hubby and I came to a conclusion it may be true:
For about 5 months I've been taking my pills in applesauce first thing in mornings , then have my coffee and I am "dead-headed" for about 5-10 minutes versus it was normally 10-20 minutes.



BelovedHandMaiden -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (7/23/2008 4:33:04 AM)

Good Morning! It was storming here last evening so I had to unplug the puter from everything.
We got some much needed rain and I read where we can expect more of the same this evening. Bring it on!

[_]} [_]} [_]} [_]} Coffeeeeeeeeeeeee!



BelovedHandMaiden -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (7/23/2008 10:14:56 AM)

Well, its starting to warm up around here -- kind of muggy, actually and we are expecting more thunderstorms (no, Lioness, I personally did not start them -- but wouldn't that we a cool job to have?). So, I will set out some tea and ice and sugar (you'all can put your own sugar or sweetner in it -- I don't know how much to use) and some diet sodas.



WhiteRoseBlessings -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (7/23/2008 10:17:40 AM)

I'd rather have water, please . . . filtered and then chilled in the fridge.



wintery -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (7/23/2008 10:20:11 AM)

No ice, no sweetener in mine, please. Thank you.

And Beloved, thank you for changing your avatar. I was battling my sense of humor on that other one. Every time you posted my humor was saying "There's Beloved Owlhead."[:D]



Kerrlaw -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (7/23/2008 11:29:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: vidimide

Yesterday in doctor's waiting room I read an article that eating apples would wake you up better than coffee, so I'm dropping off some apple-flavored coffee and some coffee-flavored apples for any of you who need waking up later this morning.


You may be onto something there.



phosadaud -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (7/23/2008 12:12:03 PM)

Ooooh... That sounds delicious! [:)]



BelovedHandMaiden -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (7/23/2008 1:22:48 PM)

Perhaps this will work for the "apple/coffee" debate....

HERE



vidimide -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (7/23/2008 3:00:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

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ORIGINAL: vidimide

Yesterday in doctor's waiting room I read an article that eating apples would wake you up better than coffee, so I'm dropping off some apple-flavored coffee and some coffee-flavored apples for any of you who need waking up later this morning.


You may be onto something there.



Okay, we have the idea & we have the attorney to handle any paperwork.
Now if we can find someone enterprising and smart enough to develop it, we can form a corporation and get rich [:D]



BelovedHandMaiden -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (7/23/2008 7:48:46 PM)

I don't know about coffee-flavored apples, but I found apple-flavored coffee.

HERE



BelovedHandMaiden -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (7/23/2008 7:50:38 PM)

I also found THIS which may be of special interest to Kerr and Qtman.



utilityfielder -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (7/23/2008 7:50:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BelovedHandMaiden

I don't know about coffee-flavored apples, but I found apple-flavored coffee.

HERE



That sounds delightful.



Kath -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (7/23/2008 8:26:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BelovedHandMaiden

I don't know about coffee-flavored apples, but I found apple-flavored coffee.

HERE


I willingly and readily clicked on this link
but
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ORIGINAL: BelovedHandMaiden
I also found THIS which may be of special interest to Kerr and Qtman.


I'm afraid to click on this one. I'm afraid it's a link for monkey beans or something.[&:]



BelovedHandMaiden -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (7/23/2008 8:29:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Kath

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ORIGINAL: BelovedHandMaiden

I don't know about coffee-flavored apples, but I found apple-flavored coffee.

HERE


I willingly and readily clicked on this link
but
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ORIGINAL: BelovedHandMaiden
I also found THIS which may be of special interest to Kerr and Qtman.


I'm afraid to click on this one. I'm afraid it's a link for monkey beans or something.[&:]


[:D][:D][:D] Nope, Kath. I promise, its safe!!!



Kath -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (7/23/2008 8:35:37 PM)

Whew! Ok, I'll click then. I did find lots of coffee to try at your first link. Yum.



BelovedHandMaiden -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (7/23/2008 8:40:26 PM)

I don't remember seeing it on the site, but I honestly think some of the best coffee I ever had was from NYC (a friend brought it back so don't know the brand) and it was chocolate raspberry. It was awesome!



Qtman -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (7/23/2008 9:13:47 PM)

You are right Brenda that does interest me. I love me some Kona Coffee. But I already have a supplier. Although she is getting slow.[8D]



Kath -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (7/23/2008 9:15:39 PM)

The best coffee I ever had was butter rum. I bought some from some coffee place a friend found for me on the web and it wasn't that good. But a roaster in Omaha does sell it so I may order from them. That is who our local coffee hut gets their coffee.

Coffeexperts.com



BelovedHandMaiden -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (7/23/2008 9:27:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Kath

The best coffee I ever had was butter rum. I bought some from some coffee place a friend found for me on the web and it wasn't that good. But a roaster in Omaha does sell it so I may order from them. That is who our local coffee hut gets their coffee.

Coffeexperts.com



Ooooooooooo, Kath, they have chocolate raspberry!!!!! [sm=funny.gif]



Kath -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (7/23/2008 9:30:04 PM)

That's great! Like I said our local coffee hut uses their coffee so I know it's good. I had a cup called Jazzy Java that was wonderful and I plan on buying some.



WhiteRoseBlessings -> RE: Qtman's house of Wisdom, Wisecracks and Answers (7/23/2008 9:51:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Qtman

You are right Brenda that does interest me. I love me some Kona Coffee. But I already have a supplier. Although she is getting slow.[8D]
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