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RE: The Lion's Den - 3/9/2008 9:49:12 PM
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armydude
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ORIGINAL: WhiteRoseBlessings
Although it's not nearly as bad as ending up in the Men's Restroom somewhere . . . of which I did a few days ago. That funky little toilet out in the open is what tipped me off. I got out of there QUICK!  I remember (quite fondly) something that happened to a friend several years ago. We were in the local mall. All of the bathrooms in this mall were set up the exact same. The women's restroom on the left, a pay phone in the middle and the men's restroom on the right. This guy didn't pay attention and walked right into the women's restroom. I knew him well enough to know that he didn't lock the door. I know... lazy. But anywhos, he was in there and two young ladies walked up to utilize the facilities. I said, "There's someone in there."
One of them said, "Your girlfriend is in there?"
I laughed and said, "No, I don't have a girlfriend." (This was before I had even met my wife.)
She said, "Your sister?" I laughed even harder (as did the guys with me). Then my friend walked out (strutting as usual). He gave them a wink, and they giggled. He got over to us and said, "I think they liked me."
I said, "I don't think so," and pointed out his error. I've never seen anyone leave a mall that fast.
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RE: The Lion's Den - 3/9/2008 9:52:03 PM
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armydude
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You are very welcome! I gotta get going! Be back shortly!
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RE: The Lion's Den - 3/9/2008 10:00:40 PM
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WhiteRoseBlessings
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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon
You are the very reason I put that "affectionately" in there because you just called everyone whacked the other day.  I was wondering! 
And I'm truly honored also. 
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ORIGINAL: armydude
I remember (quite fondly) something that happened to a friend several years ago. We were in the local mall. All of the bathrooms in this mall were set up the exact same. The women's restroom on the left, a pay phone in the middle and the men's restroom on the right. This guy didn't pay attention and walked right into the women's restroom. I knew him well enough to know that he didn't lock the door. I know... lazy. But anywhos, he was in there and two young ladies walked up to utilize the facilities. I said, "There's someone in there."
One of them said, "Your girlfriend is in there?"
I laughed and said, "No, I don't have a girlfriend." (This was before I had even met my wife.)
She said, "Your sister?" I laughed even harder (as did the guys with me). Then my friend walked out (strutting as usual). He gave them a wink, and they giggled. He got over to us and said, "I think they liked me."
I said, "I don't think so," and pointed out his error. I've never seen anyone leave a mall that fast.
LOL!
A man, however, walking into a women's public bathroom is not going to be nearly as awkward all-the-way around as a woman walking into a men's public bathroom. 
I am very thankful there wasn't a man using that funky little toilet the other day when I nonchalantly wandered in.
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RE: The Lion's Den - 3/9/2008 10:19:43 PM
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armywyfe
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(Neuron and I are expecting what will make #6)
due sometime ~11/3
God has a weird sense of humor.....
Congrats! from me too!
And yes he does have a weird sense of humor, just think of the platypus!
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RE: The Lion's Den - 3/9/2008 10:36:27 PM
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Kerrlaw1
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Men's rooms are always cleaner than ladies rooms.
I have no compunction about using the ladies room if the men's is full (assuming that it's a one-seater, or any size if it can be locked).
I have been sharing bathrooms with women for over 50 years at home, so it doesn't bother me in a convenience store.
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