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noblesinger -> RE: Songs of the Noblesinger (4/5/2006 10:29:55 AM)

Here are the notes from Pastor Keith's third sermon in his Tithing and Giving series.

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What God Hath Joined Together: Generosity – and – Joy

2 Cor. 8: 1 – 5 (and selected passages)


The Basics
1) Everything belongs to God (Psalm 24:1; 50:11-12; Haggai 2:8)

2) Everything we ‘have’ comes from God (1 Cor. 4:7) and could be required by Him anytime (Luke 12:16-21)

3) Everything will be ‘left behind’ - we take nothing with us at death (1 Tim. 6:7), so wealth will either be invested or divested, forwarded or forfeited. (Matt. 6:19-21; 19:21)

4) The tithe is given first - as ‘the firstfruits of our increase’ (Prov. 3:9) & particularly belongs to God – to keep it and use it for one’s self is to ‘rob God’ & to bring a curse on our possessions (Mal. 3:8-10)

The Surprise
Guess what?
There is an unexpected delight and joy when we become obedient in this matter of tithing and giving – it is as though …

GOD HATH JOINED TOGETHER -
“GIVING AND JOY”!

1st-let’s establish the fact
Nehemiah 8:10 – ‘the joy of the Lord is our _________’

“Go, eat of the fat, drink of the sweet, and send portions to him who has nothing prepared; for this day is holy to our Lord. Do not be grieved, for the joy of the Lord is your strength.”

Do we really believe it?
In Acts 20:35, Paul quotes our Lord as saying,

“It is more blessed to give than to receive.”

It IS true…

Is it just a NT thing?
Proverbs 22:9 states very plainly, “He who is generous shall be blessed.”

And Psalm 112:5-9 reads, "It is well with the man who deals generously and lends, who conducts his affairs with justice, for the righteous will never be moved; he will be remembered forever. He is not afraid of bad news; his heart is firm, trusting in the Lord. His heart is steady; he will not be afraid, He has distributed freely; he has given to the poor; his righteousness endures forever; his horn is exalted in honor.”

Psalm 4: 5-7 states – “Offer the sacrifices of righteousness, and trust in the Lord. Lift up the light of Your countenance upon us, O Lord! You have put gladness in my heart, more than when their (i.e., his enemies) grain and new wine abound.”

Why? How?
Why is it that ‘tithing’ and ‘giving’ are joyful? How can that be?

1. Riches are deceitful
A. Stated by Jesus – Matthew 13:22

B. Observed by Solomon – Ecclesiastes 2:7-11; 5:13ff

2. Riches are a snare
A. Paul – 1 Timothy 6:9; "Those who want to get rich fall into temptation and a snare and some by longing for it have wandered from the faith"

3. Riches are uncertain
A. Paul – 1 Timothy 6:17; "Instruct those who are rich…not to be conceited or to fix their hope on the uncertainty of riches, but on God"

4. Giving is sure
A. We are storing up in Heaven (Matthew 7:19-21; 19:21)

B. We are laying up rewards for OUR account (Philippians 4:17ff)

5. Giving is ‘God-watched’
A. Matthew 10:42 - ‘the cup of cold water’

B. Mark 12:41 ff - ‘the widow’s mite’

6. Giving is ‘memorialized’
A. Mark 14:9 - Mary and the alabaster box of precious nard (ointment)

B. The Macedonian church

7. Giving is ‘God-like’
A. Ephesians 5:1 - We are to be imitators of God – and He is SO-O ‘GIVING’!!!

8. Giving disconnects us from this life and connects us with eternity
A. “where your treasure is, there your heart will be”

Conclusion

God wants us to be joyful

Giving is a means to that end.


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Blessings to you all,

Duane




noblesinger -> RE: Songs of the Noblesinger (4/10/2006 1:00:13 PM)

It's been awhile since I've commented on any current events, and never have I mentioned a movie that is being filmed, but I am making an exception today.

Most college football fans of my age, and maybe other people who just are history or news buffs, will recall where they were when they first heard the news on November 14, 1970, announcing that there had been a plane crash near Tri-State Airport in Huntington, WV. On board were over 70 people in the traveling entourage of the Marshall University football team - players, coaches, team doctors & spouses, broadcasters, etc. The tragedy hit the city of Huntington in general, and the campus in particular, very hard. It decimated the team, leading to the cancellation of the remaining game on their schedule, and put the football program itself in jeopardy. A number of people wanted to drop the sport altogether, but they were persuaded to keep it alive. It's a good thing they did, because Thundering Herd football became the winningest Division 1 program in the 1990's (that's both 1-A and 1-AA combined). More victories than Florida State, Nebraska, Ohio State, Miami, Oklahoma...all of the "big boys". It led to a renewal of hope in Huntington and has inspired countless West Virginians to recover from similar blows.

Today, in Huntington, a movie is being filmed. Not a cheap. independent film that is destined to go directly to DVD release, but one that is being produced by Warner Bros., stars Matthew McConaughey (People's "Sexiest Man Alive"), Matthew Fox ("Lost"), David Strathern ("Good Night, and Good Luck"), and is directed by McG (both "Charlie's Angels" films). Entitled "We Are Marshall," it tells the story of how the school and the city dealt with their loss and how the "Young Thundering Herd" fielded a team of walk-ons and freshmen, along with the few remaining team members who were not on the plane, and ended up winning their first home game on a last-second TD. It's being touted as a "Rocky-esque" movie and slated for a late November 2006 release. As a former Marshall student, a football fan, and a proud West Virginian, I hope that this movie depicts the story in a good light and is well received by the rest of the country. More than a football movie, this is about an entire city recovering from a devastating incident, so women will like it. Or will they want to see it only because of the 2 Matthews? Wither way, I hope that you'll make an effort to see "We Are Marshall" when it comes to "a theater near you."


Duane




noblesinger -> RE: Songs of the Noblesinger (4/19/2006 9:09:15 AM)

Quote from my last Post: Wither way, I hope that you'll make an effort to see "We Are Marshall" when it comes to "a theater near you." should have said "Either" not "Wither". My apologies.

Here is the last in my Pastor's series of messages on Tithing and Giving. I hope that they have been a blessing and a help to you. If they have, drop me a PM and tell me. He knows that I have been sharing these with you, so he'd like to hear as well.

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Aspiring to the Joy of Contentment (so we can experience the Joy of Giving)

1 Timothy 6:6–10; Phil. 4:10–13; Heb. 13:5, 6


Today…We will see four things in the passages we read. We need to pack these up in our little ‘take out’ bags and feed on them later.

ONE: We have Cravings. They are the result of ‘a big Vacuum’.
TWO: The consequence…we Chase ‘things’ to fill this vacuum. This is what God calls ‘the Vanity of Vanities’.
THREE: We are prone to Covetousness. This is the ‘Vice’ we are to avoid.
FOUR: We need Contentment. This is the ‘Virtue’ God would have us cultivate.

From 1 Timothy 6:6-10 vs.6 "…there is great gain in godliness with contentment," That’s God’s Word. Our culture says: “there is great contentment in gain with godliness”

God’s Word says: vs.7 "… we brought nothing into the world, and we cannot take anything out of the world. 8 But if we have food and clothing, with these we will be content." The world says: “He who dies with the most toys wins.”

God’s Word says: vs.9 "But those who desire to be rich fall into temptation, into a snare, into many senseless and harmful desires that plunge people into ruin and destruction. The world says: “Those who desire to be rich will be free from worry and problems.”

God’s Word says: vs.10 For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evils. It is through this craving that some have wandered away from the faith and pierced themselves with many pangs. The world says: “Money and things – that’s the secret of happiness”

God’s Word says in Heb. 13: vs.5 "Keep your life free from love of money, and be content with what you have, for he has said, 'I will never leave you nor forsake you.'
6 So we can confidently say, 'The Lord is my helper; I will not fear; what can man do to me?'”

Paul said (by the Holy Spirit): "I have learned in whatever situation I am to be content. In any and every circumstance, I have learned the secret of facing plenty and hunger, abundance and need. I can do all things through Him who strengthens me."

Now, back to the four things:

ONE - It is a gift from God that we have cravings and desires

It is a tactic of Satan to corrupt those desires and lead us to try and satisfy them by sinful actions.

TWO - The consequence of our longings – combined with our sinful nature – lead us to do like the Prodigal Son and try to find satisfaction away from the Father

Remember the woman at the well?

THREE - The extension of these longings often lead to covetousness – a sin with tragic consequences.

Adam and Eve
Achan
Naboth
Gehazi
Judas Iscariot
Demas

FOUR - CONTENTMENT is the virtue God would have us pursue.

AND THIS HAS TO BE LEARNED (Phil. 4:11) (My comments: This means it takes work - no different than any other habit you try and cultivate.)

Here’s how:
- It is learned by valuing and treasuring the presence of Jesus Christ (Heb. 13:5)

- It is learned by believing that ‘He will supply our need’ (Phil. 4:13), and that sometimes we need to be in need!

- It is learned by refusing to let money ‘get you’ when you ‘get it’ (1 Tim. 6:17-19)

- It is learned by living within our means and giving away – with great joy – all we can beyond that… THAT makes us live for eternity

Conclusion – 2 ways to be rich…

THE ABUNDANCE OF POSSESSIONS: this is most apparent and most pursued.

THE ABSENCE OF DESIRES: few there be on this path - though God’s treasure maps point us in this direction more than the first one

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Have a wonderful day, everyone!

Duane




noblesinger -> RE: Songs of the Noblesinger (4/21/2006 9:15:39 AM)

Mea culpa, mea culpa, me a bonehead! [sm=error.gif][sm=icon_smile_boggled.gif][sm=yummy.gif] It seems that I was mistaken about my last Post when I told you that it contained the last of my Pastor's sermons on Tithing and Giving. This is his last sermon on that subject. My apologies to you all. (Sniffs and sobs) I'm so very, very sorry. [sm=crystreams.gif]

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Give, and It Will Be Given Unto You…but - WHAT?

God’s Gifts to Generous Givers

Luke 6:38


A Sad Acknowledgment

This text - so misused for ‘selfish gain’ – by ‘hireling’ ministers - will be a cause of trembling for many on that great Day of Judgment when account is given…

A Serious Inquiry: What was Jesus teaching?

- That we ‘give to get’?
- That ‘prosperity road’ has offering envelopes as its center line?
- That we can have plenty for ourselves if we give bountifully to His work?

A time to search - consider, FIRST, the context


I. vv. 29 – 37: Jesus underscored the importance of ‘otherly-focused’ relationships

II. vv. 39 - 49: Jesus placed great emphasis on inward realities

III. Central in the text is ‘Give’...which appears to be a -

~ Straightforward mandate

~ Means of expressing ‘God likeness’

~ Barometer of growth in Christlikeness

~ Prompt to ponder God

In other words - Jesus taught

We are to be like the Father (v. 35)
(as children)

and

We are to be like the Teacher (v. 39)
(as disciples – or students)


In Luke 6:38 then…Reasons (or Motives) to Give

1. To be obedient
2. To reflect our Father
3. To honor our Master Teacher
4. To receive

Uh-oh… I remember you preached from Matt 20 (in 11/01) – ‘The Wallflower Parable’ – and said,

‘Beware of having preconceived ideas of what it means for God to treat us fairly; His ‘fairness’ is never disconnected from His sovereignty and His generosity.’

The Resolution

Because God is generous, we should be pleased to receive whatever He offers, for it is His grace that prompts His benevolence;

But because we are sinners, we must be cautious not to act as spoiled children and expect God to give whatever we want as if we can move Him to beneficent acts by our supposedly righteous deeds.

- OK- give to receive, but know that what you receive may not be...

Great wealth
Lavish houses
"Bling-bling"

You can look to receive -

I. The approving love of God – ‘God loves a cheerful giver’

II. The present pleasure of God – Hebrews 13:16; Matt 25:40 – ‘with such sacrifices God is well-pleased’

III. To be ‘blessed’ – Proverbs 22:9: ‘He who is generous will be blessed’ (Acts 20:35; Psalm 41:1)

IV. To be delivered from despondency and depression – read Isaiah 58:7 - 11

V. Abundant Joy – 1 Chron 29:17; Nehemiah 8:10, 12:43; Isaiah 55

VI. A proportionate return – YOU and I have a role in the ‘return on our investment’ – 2 Corinthians 9:6; Galatians 6:7

VII. Sufficient grace – 2 Corinthians 9:8; Psalm 112:5 – 7

VIII. Over-flow of thanks to other believers (encouragement) – 2 Corinthians 9:12

IX. Treasure in heaven, and ‘fruit to our account’ - Matt 6:19;19:21

Concluding remarks
Any temporal possession can be turned into everlasting wealth; whatever is touched by Christ is immediately touched with immortality. (Tozer)

The door to happiness opens outward. (Kierkegaard)

God loves ‘cheerful’ givers

Joy is a gift, a fruit, and a by-product of giving.

- Give God what is His; the tithe (10%) is uniquely His…And remember…If a person will NOT give what is rightfully God’s (the tithe), that person will not get to use it anyway.

Still, don’t give grudgingly

God instead of condemning us for desiring joy and delight,
warns of searching for it
in wrong
places.
Joy is found in generous giving.

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I'm putting together my notes from Pastor Keith's sermons on Palm Sunday, Good Friday, and Easter Sunday, and should have them to share with you very soon. Blessings to you all.


Duane




noblesinger -> RE: Songs of the Noblesinger (4/25/2006 11:12:18 AM)

These are the notes I promised you from Pastor Keith's sermon from Palm Sunday. I'm Posting them exactly I transcribed them into Word, including his initials "WKC" in the top line. His full name, if you're interested is Willis Keith Cobb. And yes, I do kid him every now and then by saying "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" He's a really good sport about that, and he's also an anointed teacher and preacher of God's Word - which is far more important than his being able to take some good natured kidding. Here's the notes...

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9 April 06 WKC John 19:5, 13-16 and Selected passages
“The People’s Court: Judging the Judge”



This incident is truly “the beginning of the end”; the only thing left was for Him to go to the Cross.
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Holy Week – the time recognized by the Church as the period leading up to the Crucifixion of Jesus.
Do you know the places?
Do you recognize the people?
Do you understand “providence”?

Were you there?
Were you among the crowd of those who were “judging the Judge? Look at the pictures and see if you can behold yourself?
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Behold, religious man
These were the Pharisees, Saducees, members of the Sanhedrin, Annas, Caiaphas; men who had a great deal of power in the land of Israel – or at least as much as Rome would let them have.

Oh…the dangers of religious fervor without accompanying love and grace. This was the state of these men. They were ruled by the rules and regulations of the Law, but had no concept of the love of God. They were corrupt, especially Annas (the High Priest) and Caiaphas (his father-in-law), whom he had disposed…but still differed to in the decision-making process.

Behold, civic man
This was Pontius Pilate, the Roman governor who had been sent by Rome to “protect the Pax Romana”…and promptly caused an uprising by his arrogant attitude. His position was tenuous at best, and he was loathe to do anything to upset anyone: Caesar, the Jewish leaders, the people, etc.

Oh…the snare that “fear of man” brings upon you. Pilate had the opportunity to end it all. He appealed to the Jewish custom of releasing a prisoner during Passover, and he thought he’d picked a winner in having the crowd choose between Jesus Christ…and Barabbas. He thought wrong!

Behold, enslaved man
This is the one that is the easiest, yet the hardest, to spot. This is the crowd of people gathered outside the Praetorian House. They were not there as a result of their own religious fervor, their desire to see this “rabble rouser,” Jesus of Nazareth, punished for His crimes. No. They had been drawn there by the priests and scribes, gathering them up as they followed Jesus and the soldiers from the place of His “trial” (actually an illegal inquisition because it was held at night).

Oh…the poor unthinking, undiscerning, easily manipulated and favor-seeking masses. See how easily they, in their desire to please the priests, joined in the chorus that screamed for blood…Blood that was totally innocent of any crime.

Behold, boastful man
This is Simon Peter, the impetuous one. The one who asked Jesus to call him out of the boat. The one who, in a short span of time, identified Jesus as who He truly was (the Christ, the Son of the Living God), then received a stern rebuke ("Get thee behind me, Satan!") when he told Jesus not to speak of His impending death. The one who told Jesus at the Last Supper that he would never deny Him.

Beware, boastful man. Never tempt the tempter to tempt you. A word of wisdom to remember: “I would never say what I will never do.” It can lead to great sorrow later on.

Behold, blessed man
This was Barabbas, whose name means “son of his father” – “daddy’s boy”. The one who had the right motivation – a deep-seated yearning to be free from the Roman tyranny. It was that motivation, however, that led him to a very wrong action: he incited an insurrection, which led to a number of killings. This landed him in jail, awaiting his execution. Can you not see him, sitting there in his cell, knowing that the crosses were being built as he waited? He was the one who deserved to die.

Oh…blessed, indeed, is the man against whom the LORD will not count his sin. (Rom. 4:8) Barabbas was allowed to go free as Jesus took his place.

Behold, THE man
This was THE One who had given the very life’s breath to every one of His accusers and tormenters. This was THE One who alone could say that He had never sinned. This was THE One who should have been doing the judging of the crowd, and finding every one of them lacking – thus condemning them to an eternal death.

Oh…stand in reverential awe of Him, all you who are near. See His composure, His courage, His control in the face of an onslaught from the very pits of Hell itself. Hear His claims, when asked if He is the King of the Jews – “I AM” – the same word that El Shaddai used to describe Himself to Moses. He not only was stating that He is a King, but that He is God.

Behold, the hand of God
This man, Jesus, was delivered over to His accusers by the very hand of God. This man, Jesus, was being led by the hand of God, His Father, to the place of the greatest battle that this world would never see – because it would be fought in the unseen realm of the spirit – but one that would make the difference in the lives of people for untold generations to come. (Acts 2; 3:18; 4:27, 8)

Behold, your only hope
Psalm 2:10 – “Now therefore, O kings, be wise; be warned, O rulers of the earth.” This Jesus is, by His own admission, your only way to get to the Father (John 14:6). You need to look closely at Him, this man, this sinless One, this Jesus.

Have you seen yourself in this picture? Have you? Do you like what you have seen? Or are you repulsed by what appeared before your eyes? If you have been repulsed, then let Jesus make the change in your life. Do not turn away again from Him, for this scene would have taken place for you alone, if necessary, because He loves you that much. This can be the day when you are no longer the religious man, the civic man, the enslaved man, or the boastful man, but the blessed man, for you no longer have your sins counted against you.

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Blessings to you all,
Duane





noblesinger -> RE: Songs of the Noblesinger (4/26/2006 2:54:55 PM)

I want to take a break from my sermon postings to relay a funny but true story. It comes from a friend of mine at church.

My friend was talking to her sister on the phone and she asked how her niece was doing. Evidently she had recently gotten either her learners permit or drivers license. Karen's sister proceeds to tell her of a recent excursion with the daughter behind the wheel. She was doing fine and her mother was sort of spacing out as they went. Suddenly, the car swerved to the left and right quickly, then straightened out and continued on. the mother cries out, "What happened? Did you just miss a car or a pothole or something?" To which the daughter replied, "Didn't you see that sign, Mom?" "What sign are you talking about? The "YIELD" sign back there?" says the mother. "No, Mom!" said the daughter, "The other sign. The one that goes like this..." She proceeds to move her hand back and forth in a squiggly line...The goofy girl was talking about the "SLIPPERY WHEN WET" sign! She actually thought she was supposed to swerve back and forth like the sign depicted!!

After I calmed down my hysterical laughter, I asked my friend if her niece was a blonde. Karen replied, "She's not really a blond. She's a brunette, but she does highlight her hair." I said, "Well then, she's a blonde on the inside, 'cause that's one of the dumbest moves I've ever heard of!!" Karen agreed wholeheartedly!

I just pray that this girl learns what the signs mean...and FAST!!! For all our sakes!!


Duane




noblesinger -> RE: Songs of the Noblesinger (5/8/2006 12:19:01 PM)

I'm going to Post as often as I can this week, since Mary and I will be gone for the next 2 weeks beginning next Monday the 15th. This is the long-awaited "Birthday Trip" that I've been planning for months now. I had originally thought about waiting until we were ready to pull out of the driveway to tell her of ourt destination, but when our income tax refund was larger than we thought it was going to be, I went ahead and told her - much to the chagrin of my co-conspirator, who is her best friend. She called me a wimp for spilling the beans so soon, but I simply said that I was caught up in the excitement of the moment of our unexpected windfall.

I do hope that Fritz and the rest of "the powers that be" will allow me some leeway concerning my Blog posts. I may not have computer access while I'm gone, but if I can get in here for a few minutes, I will give this baby a "Burp" - I mean a "Bump".


Duane




noblesinger -> RE: Songs of the Noblesinger (5/8/2006 2:29:32 PM)

I told you I'd be Posting often, so here I am again! I'd like to give you the itinerary of our upcoming trip, if I might.

We are taking a trip to Tennessee and Georgia to see Mary's 2 half-sisters and half brother. The sisters live 5 doors apart in Seymour, TN, which is right on the doorstep of the Great Smokey Mountains. Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge are the 2 big tourist traps down there. I've been to both of them, but that was in 1982, so things have really changed since then. Dollywood is the big attraction, but they also have a number of outlet stores, as well as Christus Gardens and the Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum and the Ripley's Aquarium.

We'll spend Monday through Thursday nights in TN, then head for Calhoun, GA on Friday morning. Her brother and his wife operate a Christian bookstore there, so I'm looking for some free samples. Just kidding! While visting them, we hope to spend a few hours with our former Assistant Pastor and his family in a nearby city. Also, we'd like to go into Atlanta and see some of the sights, but that depends upon the gas prices.

Our trip will end on Tuesday when we leave GA and head back north. We're going down I-77 into VA, then cutting across in to TN on the way down, but taking a different track on the way home. When Mom and I came down to Knoxville for the 1982 Worlds Fair, the best way was to travel west into Lexington on I-64, then south into Knoxville on I-75. This takes you over Jellico Mountain, which is a scenic, but long stretch of highway with a big gap between gas stations. Mary has never seen that area, so I plan on taking her that way and spending the night in Lexington, then seeing the Kentucky Horse Park the next day before traveling the rest of the way home to Charleston.

It's looking like a really fun vacation, so I may be just as anxious as Mary is to get going. We despreately need this time to be together as a couple. Perhaps the Lord might be merciful to us and let this be the time for Mary and I to conceive a child. We can only hope ... and pray.


Duane




noblesinger -> RE: Songs of the Noblesinger (5/28/2006 10:19:49 PM)

We're back!!

Mary and I had a wonderful vacation. It was a truly remarkable trip from start to finish. And I do mean remarkable. We left the house between 1 and 1:30 on the 15th, which was later than when we had wanted to get away. That meant that we were going to be in Seymour, TN at around 7 or 8. But there were some minor glitches along the way, thanks to Mapquest. I had gotten my directions from them, instead of from my sister-in-law, because I had previously received some reliable help in the past. This time was a totally different strory, though. The way their directions read, I was to go to the right just beyond the WV - VA border. I did that, but it wasn't even close to being correct. After finally getting on the correct track, we continued on through the Virginia countryside and across the Tennessee state line.

When we reached the proper exit to get to Mary's sister's home, I wasn't sure which way to go - left or right - so I gambled and turned right. WRONG!! I drove about 6 miles down the wrong road, so I turned around, went back the way I came (passing by a Bass Pro Shops Outdoor World that I didn't know about!) and kept on going. I started to see signs indicating that I was on the proper road, so I felt some relief from my frustration, only to get more frustrated because the directions were once again unclear about a turn-off. After some more out-of-the-way driving, I got back out to the main highway I had left, then called my in-laws house for some much needed help. I spoke with my nephew, who very quickly determined where I was, then got me headed in the right direction. We arrived at their home about an hour-and-a-half later than we had intended, but safely nonetheless.

That's enough for now. More will follow. See ya' later!


Duane




noblesinger -> RE: Songs of the Noblesinger (5/29/2006 11:07:55 PM)

After a good night's sleep in a California-king size bed, I woke Mary up by singing "Happy Birthday" to her. We then sat around and talked to her sister for awhile, then decided on our plan of action for the day. Breakfast was first on our agenda, so we got cleaned up and drove into Pigeon Forge to eat at a place called "Flapjacks Pancake Barn." Rosemary (that's Mary's sister, BTW) had intended for us to eat somewhere else, but she forgot where it was and saw this restaurant instead. I'm certainly glad that she did, because Flapjacks is truly a fine place to eat. Mary had something called "Banana Split Stackers," which was chocolate chip pancakes, strawberries, pineapple, bananas, whipped cream and walnuts. I had a Mexican omelet and grits, while Rosemary ate "Apple Pecan Stackers," consisting of buttermilk pancakes, cooked apples, pecans, and other assorted goodies. Waddling out of the restaurant, we headed for the car and our first stop of the day.

Driving into Gatlinburg, we found a place to park and walked to the Ripley's Aquarium. It was really a great place to tour. If you ever get down that way, I would highly recommend taking it in. The only parts that bothered me were when I saw their signs which spoke of the number of millions of years that had passed...well, you get my drift. There were tanks containing all sorts of creatures: sea horses and sea dragons, numerous species of fish, gigantic Japanese crabs, sawfish, sharks, green moray eels, giant groupers, stingrays and manta rays, the list goes on and on. We had a great time there.

Once we left the aquarium, we headed back for Pigeon Forge and a shopping excursion to an outlet mall. We spent several hours there, finding several bargains along the way, as well as some absolutely decadent fudge at an establishment called The Fudgery. We bought 1/4 lb. chunks of Peanut Butter and Chocolate, Dark Chocolate Nut, Rocky Road, and New Orleans Praline fudge. It was so-o-o-o-o good!

Oops! It's getting late and I have to go back to work in the morning. [:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(] I'll tell you more of our journey later.


Duane




noblesinger -> RE: Songs of the Noblesinger (5/31/2006 12:40:45 PM)

Now we come to the real purpose of our journey to Pigeon Forge. As many of you know, Mary was adopted by her aunt and uncle due to her being seriously sick and her parents being unable to care for her, along with her other 7 siblings at that time - one more came later. For years, she thought that her biological siblings were her cousins, and vice-versa. After we got married, the truth came out and we have enjoyed getting to know all of the rest of her family. But there was another side to this story: Mary's father had been previously married to another woman, so Mary had 2 half-sisters and 1 half-brother that she never saw. Her adopted father would see them from time to time when they would come to visit his sister (their Aunt Leona), but not Mary. Once again, after we were married, we got the chance to meet one of the sisters and the brother, as well as their spouses, one year at Christmas. From the moment we saw them, it was like we had never been apart. They just took us into their lives and we reciprocated. Totally wonderful!

As I said, though, Mary had only met one of her two sisters. But on May 16, her 40th birthday, she got the opportunity to finally lay her eyes on Linda, the "long, lost sister." We parked in the lot at the Smith Family Theater and waited for Linda and her husband, Bob, as well as Rosemary's husband...Elvis. Yes folks, that is not a trick of your peepers! His name really is Elvis. Isn't that a hoot?! Anyway, when the van pulled up, we got out of the car, Linda jumped out of the van and started running across the lot towards Mary with her arms wide open, just squealing to beat the band. And my sweetie was doing the same. I nearly cried when I saw them embrace! Finally, I got the chance to meet her and she hugged me just as tightly as she did Mary. Once again I nearly cried. This is how it's supposed to be!

On a side note: after we got home, I went to my Men's Prayer Meeting on Saturday, and the Lord brought to my mind the picture of Mary and Linda's first meeting, then changed it to our first meeting with Him. The whole running with out-stretched arms part was the same, but there were no squeals of joy - only silent awe as we approach Him, then fall at His feet in utter worship of the One who loved us so much that He would die to bring us to Himself. How glorious that day will be, when Jesus takes us in those loving arms and holds us close to say, "Welcome home, My child! Welcome home!"

I've got to go now - lunch is over, so it's back to work! More of our journey's story will follow.


Duane




noblesinger -> RE: Songs of the Noblesinger (6/13/2006 12:01:35 PM)

Once the clamor of meeting Linda and Bob died down, we made our way across the highway to eat dinner at The Great American Steak and Buffet Company. This place is very similar to Ryans and Golden Corral, which are two of our favorite places to eat, and the food was pretty good there that night. Before we even got seated, Bob said, "Let's pray," and began asking god to bless the food and our time together. Those words were music to our ears! We knew that Rosemary and Elvis were Christians, but hadn't been told about Bob and Linda, so this was so sweet to find out.

As we ate, we began to find out some details of their story; Linda had been widowed when she was 37 - left to raise 2 young daughters alone and in a city far from her WV roots (Memphis, TN). She did a good job, although it wasn't without some struggles, and God brought Bob into her life several years later; first, as a co-worker and friend, who was in a similar position, then as someone she grew to love, and eventually as her husband. Mary and I shared some of our story with them, including how the two of us ended up getting married. We omitted some of the less than nice parts of what has occured since then (Mary's brother evicting us from the trailer we were using - under false pretenses - among them), but enough to let them know of the goodness of God in our lives.

After dinner, we made our way back across the highway to the Smith Family Theater where we were treated to a show by the Smith Brothers (No, not the cough drop dudes!). It's two brothers, Charlie and Jim, and Charlie's son, Charlie Jr., also known as Charlie Bob. That's right...Charlie Bob! But you must remember, this is the South, so they tend to use familiar versions of a person's two given names: For example, if a girl's name is Roberta Josephine, she's called Bobbi Jo, and if a guy's name is James Robert, he's often called Jim Bob - like on The Waltons. But I digress. These guys do Oldies, Country, Bluegrass, Impressions (some of which are dead on!), and Southern Gospel. The show is very well done, and is family-friendly, so if you ever get down to Pigeon Forge, go see the Smith Family in action. You won't be disappointed! When the show was over, we got the opportunity to speak with them. They are really down-to-earth kind of guys, and seemed genuinely pleased to meet us. Bob and Linda are friends of theirs, so that may have had something to do with it, but they still listened to our comments. We purchased a DVD of the evening's performance to take home with us, so that Mary's dad could see it for one particular reason...which I'll tell you about later!

Before we left that night, we set the time for Bob & Linda to come and pick us up the next morning for our excursion to Dollywood. It was decided that they'd come by at 9:00, so we said goodnight and headed back to Elvis & Rosemary's for some much needed sleep. I'll share about our day at Dollywood the next time.


Duane




noblesinger -> RE: Songs of the Noblesinger (6/22/2006 12:53:53 PM)

The next morning, we were awake early and ready to go (except for RoseMary, who tends to be a slowpoke when it comes to leaving!). After a quick breakfast of scrambled eggs, sausage links, toast, and grits, we loaded up into Bob & Linda's van and headed for Dollywood.

It's really not very far at all from RoseMary's home to the grounds, but while we drove I got the chance to learn a bit more about Bob. He was a firefighter in Memphis for over 20 years, then he retired and went to work for a nursing home. That was where he met Linda. His wife had died several years before they met, and she had been widowed for longer than that, so they struck up a friendship that ended up leading to them getting married. They stayed in Memphis for a few years, but kept going to Seymour to see RoseMary & Elvis on their vacations. One year they looked at each other and said, "We keep coming here for to visit; why don't we just move here?" The search began for a place to live, and Linda found this one house that she absolutely fell in love with. There was only one problem - it wasn't for sale. But she took a picture of it just the same, then kept looking at it over the next year. When they returned on their next vacation, guess what? It had a 'For Sale' sign in the yard! They made an offer, knowing that Bob was ready to retire, it was accepted, and they got to move just around the corner from RoseMary.

Arriving at Dollywood, I found out something rather interesting; residents of Sevier County get a discount on just about every activity around, including entrance to Dollywood - Season Passes, too. Now how neat is that?! We made our way through the gates and into a place just bustling with activity, but seemingly in another time. The architecture looked like something from the late 1800's-early 1900's, but I knew that it was bound to change after I got a look at a map of the park. There were areas reminiscent of a logging camp, an Old West town, a 1950's street scape...you name it, they've got it. Our first stop was the Southern Gospel Music Hall of Fame. When you enter the doors, you are met by a singing quartet...of animatronic figures! That was really weird. In fact, Mary even went so far as to call them "The Singing Corpses." We saw displays of old records, videos of some of the pioneers in the field, an old tour bus, song books from the Stamps-Baxter School of Music (a few of them are at my house - they were Mom's when she was young), and a mini-theater where they show Bill Gaither videos. We stopped to watch a little of the one that was playing because it was "A Tribute to Anthony Burger." That was such a shock to hear that God had called him home so soon.

Moving from there, we headed straight for the lumber camp area, which is where the new "Timber Tower" ride is located, as well as "Thunderhead," an all-wood roller coaster that travels about 75-80 mph. Talk about wild! I was absolutely buzzed when I got off that baby!! I didn't get to ride "Timber Tower" because it was down for maintenance...NUTS! [sm=icon_smile_boggled.gif] We drifted over towards the Old West section, stopping by a pond to look at the koi and the ducks. They have a replica of a grist mill, complete with water wheel, that is actually a gift shop, which is kinda neat. We also looked inside Dolly's old house, or at least a replica of it. How in the world did her parents raise that huge family in that two room shack? Beats the bejabbers outta me!
Grabbing a bite at the pizza shop, we went over to take a ride on the train that goes around most of the park. That was really relaxing, and gave us a chance to let our pizza settle before tackling the remainder of the park.

The train is an old coal-fired steam locomotive that was saved from a scrap yard by one of Dollywood's predecessors (the name escapes me, but it was before Silver Dollar City, which eventually became Dollywood) and it even has a working steam whistle that is really loud. there's no way, unless you're absolutely stone deaf, that you could miss hearing it, that's for sure.

Well, I've got to get back to work. I'll pop back in with more details later.


Duane




noblesinger -> RE: Songs of the Noblesinger (7/1/2006 11:10:49 PM)

After we got off the train, we sort of meandered through the artisan section of Dollywood. I was surprised at the diversity of what was going on: there were people making lye soap next to someone painting a picture on a piece of slate, the metal worker was close to the wagon maker, a glass blower was in the same vicinity as the folks cooking up homemade pork rinds - it just went on and on.

A couple of these folks held a particular fascination for me - the wagon make and the wood carver. The wagon make could actually be called a carriage make, because there were two white carriages For Sale in his shop. I couldn't believe my eyes! These carriages looked like something straight out a bridal fantasy - the only thing lacking was a pair of large, white stallions hitched to the front.

The wood carver's shop had the usual souveniers for sale: key chains, pen/pencil holders, Christmas tree ornaments, etc. But other items that were available were not so ordinary such as hand-carved wolves, bears, dogs, eagles...grandfather clocks. Yes, grandfather clocks! They ranged in cost from $1399 to $3499 (tax not included) with Free Shipping - they were quick to point this fact out - and were truly beautiful and well-built. But the one that truly caught our eyes was absolutely exquisite; carved from a single piece of wood and stained to perfection, the clock face was like a cuckoo clock with leaves and other decorative work surrounding it, the middle of it contained the pendulum and the rest of the workings, and at the base were 3 black bears. Mary & I both were flabbergasted by how gorgeous it was! The price? Only $5999...but with FREE SHIPPING! When we talked to Mom that night to tell her about our day, I mentioned the clock to her. She couldn't believe the price! I jokingly told her that if we'd had the money, Mary & I would have bought it for her...knowing that when she died it would belong to us! She laughed about that one!

Oops! It's beddy-bye time for me! See you later!


Duane




noblesinger -> RE: Songs of the Noblesinger (7/2/2006 11:02:24 PM)

When we left the wood shop, we walked back towards a very special section of Dollywood. It is their aviary; the place where a group of people known as the American Eagle Foundation take care of birds of prey - owls, buzzards, hawks, and particularly, eagles; they nurse them back to health when injured or tend to them when they have been tainted by humans. They even breed them so that their young can be released back into the wild, and they never touch the young at anytime before their release. An amiphitheater is the site for a "show" where a number of these beautiful creatures are put on display - not to make a spectacle of them, but to let the public know of the work being done by the American Eagle Foundation. It was very impressive, informative, and even a little bit dangerous.

Before the show began, we were warned not to look up with our mouths open (for obvious reasons!), and to be ready to duck. The handlers will, from time to time, release one of the birds to let it swoop over the crowd and land on a perch at the rear of the amphitheater. Well, Mary nearly wore a red-tailed hawk as a hat! It went buzzing over us and just about got her right in the hair! That brought a good bit of nervous laughter from my sweetheart, to say the least.

One of the last stops we made before leaving the park (after I took a spin on their triple-loop roller coaster, the Tennessee Tornado) was at the Dolly Parton Museum. It was there that Mary & I received confirmation of a story that we'd heard ever since we first learned about RoseMary, Linda, & Wayne. Strolling through the plaques of her gold records, Grammy awards & nominations, pictures of her childhood (we'd seen the rebuilt house she was raised in, as well as the chapel where she got baptised, earlier in the day), I saw a picture of Dolly's high school class on a trip to DC. They were all posed on a set of steps with the Capitol building in the background, Dolly seated in the center of the front row...and Linda right next to her!!

That's right, my friends! My sister-in-law was a classmate of Miss Dolly herself! Of course, she has changed just a tad since grad...if you know what I mean. Even Dolly herself has joked, "It takes a lot of money to look this cheap." But her smile is still the same and I recognized Linda right away; didn't even need her to point herself out to us. It was really neat to find out that little bit of information.

The time is getting away from me, and I need to go to sleep. See y'all later!


Duane




noblesinger -> RE: Songs of the Noblesinger (7/3/2006 10:36:51 AM)

We finally left Dollywood and headed back to Pigeon Forge for dinner at a restaurant called Applewood's. If you're ever in Pigeon Forge, you've got to try Applewood's - it's da' bomb!! Every meal is preceded by several appetizers: an Applewood's julep - which is a cocktail made entirely of apple and other fruit juices (Yummy!), a basket of apple fritters with hot, homemade apple butter to spread on them (it's their own recipe), and your choice of several soups. It was when the waitress asked which soup we wanted that a new episode of "The Twilght Zone" made its appearance.

"Imagine if you will 5 people, 3 of them sisters, seated around a table in a restaurant ordering their soup. Little do they know that the table is located in...The Twilight Zone" Our seating order, from the 12 o'clock position and going counter-clockwise was: Linda, Bob (her husband), RoseMary, myself, Mary, and a empty chair. We all gave our soup preferences, and when they arrived, Mary said to me, "Honey, look at this!" I scanned the table and immediately started whistling, "Doo doo doo doo, Doo doo doo doo," because the soup orders went like this, beginning w/Linda: vegetable, black bean, vegetable, chicken noodle, vegetable. Isn't that weird?! The "3 Fauber Girls" had all gotten the same soup...but hadn't been paying attention to the others when they ordered! When Mary & I pointed this out to the rest of the family, they all looked stunned for a moment, then began to laugh about the oddities of genetics.

One other funny thing about dinner; RoseMary and Linda both told Mary after she ordered the Chicken Pot Pie that she'd probably want dessert because it was a pretty small serving. WRONG!! It turned out to be Chicken Pan Pizza Pie! It was at least 12" in diameter and about 4" deep! That was one of the largest entrees that I'd ever seen. Mary's eyes got as big as softballs when she saw it and her sisters were laughing all over themselves. I guess Mary got a little bit of payback for all of the practical jokes she's pulled on people over the years. GOTCHA, honey!!

On Thursday, RoseMary, Mary and I went shopping again. Our first stop was the HQ for Smokey Mountain Knife Works. This was such a treat for me, because I love to collect knives...and this building had 'em out the wazoo! We'd seen the place as we came in on Monday night and had hoped to be able to come back to look around. We entered the doors and I thought I'd gone to "knife collectors heaven." There were katana blades, samurai swords, nunchuks, throwing stars, throwing knives, hatchets, Scottish claymores, fantasy knives, survival knives,...you name it, they had it. I even saw a bucket containing old, used bayonets...that still had bloodstains on them! How they came up with these I don't know. There was even a section devoted to "The Lord of The Rings!" I saw Gimli's helmet, sword, and battleaxw; Lady Arwen's short sword (name?); Sauron's headpiece and gauntlet; Sarumon & Gandalf's staffs; and two versions of Gandalf's sword, Elandril. One was a very nice piece that cost $169, while the other one - a numbered edition in a wood & glass display case - was priced at $679. To say that I was floored was an understatement! If there'd been $10,000 cash in my pocket, I could have spent it all right there. That is one place that I'll return to again when we go back down there.

There's a lot more to come, so stay tuned!


Duane




noblesinger -> RE: Songs of the Noblesinger (7/3/2006 2:22:04 PM)

Moving on down the highway, we stopped at a Christian Book Warehouse to look for some bargains. Mary & I wanted to do something for RoseMary as a way of thanking her for all that she had done...and I found the perfect thing.

One morning, I was talking to RoseMary while breakfast was cooking. We got on the subject of Bibles, mainly because I'd noticed all of the different translations that she had. When I asked her if she'd ever seen the English Standard Version (my favorite), she said that she'd heard of it but hadn't seen a copy. I got mine to show her, and RoseMary said that she like the way that it read. As we browsed the shelves at the Warehouse (RoseMary was in the car making a cell call), my eyes fastened on a Thinline Edition of the ESV in Dusty Rose leather with a floral pattern etched into it. How utterly perfect! A rose colored Bible that speaks of our Rose of Sharon for my sister-in-law, RoseMary... and at a good price to boot! Thank You, Lord, for Your goodness!

For an extra bonus, as I headed for the checkout counter, God brought something to my attention. Oliver North's 3rd novel, The Assassins, was on a sale table with a sign that read "On Sale. List price: $27.99 Our price: $3.99" Needless to say, I grabbed a copy of that one in a heartbeat! My sweetie had bought the first 2 books for me at various times (On sale - always!), but hadn't been able to find this one on sale...until now!!

We spent the rest of the day shopping or browsing at a number of stores, just happy to be spending time together. After dinner at Golden Corral, we went back home to pack for out departure the next morning for Calhoun, GA.

One funny note about our last night at Elvis & RoseMary's; Elvis recalled how frustrated we were by Mapquest's directions to their place. He sat us down at the dining room table to tell us how to get to the Interstate from their house, with RoseMary playing secretary and writing everything down. The only problem with this was that Elvis was doing his level best to make things easy for us - giving short & sweet instructions - while RoseMary kept on adding little unnecessary things to them. Fianlly, Elvis said to her, "Daggone it, Rosey! You're gonna git 'em lost again if you keep it up!" A few minutes later, after he told us of an underpass that we needed to get through, RoseMary said, "Be sure to watch for a purple cow on the other side. You can get some chocolate milk from it." Well, that was it; all four of us lost it and just started laughing all over ourselves. It must have taken 6 or 7 minutes for us to finally stop giggling, but the directions got done at last and we went to bed.

Oh, I forgot to mention a bit of trivia about Elvis. While we chatted before the Smith Family show started, the subject of politics came up. Elvis was reluctant to get started on it, because he figured that I was a Democrat - being from WV and all. I just grinned at him and stuck out my hand. He said, "You mean you're a Republican?!" I said, "Actually, I'm a conservative. But I did switch my affiliation to the GOP about 2 years ago. I just couldn't handle where the Dems were going." It was then that Elvis told me his two greatest shames: he and Bill Clinton are both from Arkansas...and they share the same date of birth. [sm=icon_smile_yikes.gif][sm=icon_smile_faint.gif] I offered him my deepest sympathies at that point; there really wasn't much else that I could say.

And no, I have not forgotten the reasons why we wanted a DVD of the Smith Family show. That will be revealed in good time, my friends. See ya' later!


Duane




noblesinger -> RE: Songs of the Noblesinger (7/3/2006 11:01:38 PM)

Friday morning turned out to be the warmest and sunniest day of our entire time in Seymour. We had a leisurely breakfast, I packed the car, Bob& Linda came down to see us off, we took couple of pictures, hugged everyone, then set out for Knoxville, I-75, and all points South.

Following Elvis' instructions to the letter, we made it to Vol Town without incident. One tip that he gave me was to watch for the Sunsphere, which was the symbol of the 1982 World's Fair. I remembered it from the trip that Mom & I took to the Fair. Elvis said to make sure that it was on my left as I entered Knoxville; if it was, then I was headed in the right direction. And that's exactly how it went down. We never did see that purple cow, though. What a rip-off!!

After a bite of lunch at a Krystal Burgers, which did not impress us - despite the ravings of a friend of ours - we drove for awhile until we caught sight of a log home display lot. Mary asked me if we could stop and look around, so I got off the exit and found the lot. Our plan was to just walk through the three homes and leave, without speaking to any of the sales staff. Unfortunately, it didn't turn out that way. We had to go through the office and speak to the receptionist before going out to the display yard, but it wasn't too painful. The homes were really nice, but just a bit out of our price range. Still, it was fun to dream...and drool.

Leaving the display, we got back on the Interstate and continued on to Calhoun. Our only stops before reaching our destination were for a potty break and a few pictures at an overlook just outside Chattanooga. Upon reaching Calhoun, we followed Mapquest's directions again as we looked for Mary's brother's home. His name is Wayne and his wife is Karen, by the way. Once again, Mapquest got us all turned around. After several minutes of fruitless searching for the road to their place, we pulled into a convenience store and called them.


I'm going to call it a night, but I'll write more tomorrow.


Duane




noblesinger -> RE: Songs of the Noblesinger (7/5/2006 12:01:35 PM)

Karen answered the phone, and after the usual pleasantries, I told her where we were and what the problem was. Karen laughed and said, "You're just a little ways down the road! Wait there and I'll come and get you." When she arrived just afew minutes later, I confessed my embarrasment and my frustration with Mapquest. She told us that it was no problem, just follow her. As we drove back down a road that we'd previously been on, Mary & I began to laugh, then when we turned onto another road that we'd passed a few minutes before, I said to Mary, "I'm gonna go postal on Mapquest's sorry hides!" She agreed with me that they were extremely inept in their directions and told me not to use them again. We arrived at their house (without getting lost - lol) and went out onto their back deck to relax with some grape juice.

Wayne & Karen are the owners of a Christian book store in Calhoun called The Lighthouse Christian Book Store. One of the things I wanted to do while we were visiting was to spend a day helping Wayne at the store. When I told him this, Wayne said, "But you'll be on vacation! Why would you want to work?" I said, "Wayne, our church used to run a bookstore back when I was a teenager, and I was always volunteering to work in it. To me, being in a Christian bookstore isn't work, it's fun - even if I'm just volunteering or looking around, and I end up giving a suggestion to another customer." He said that he'd see what he could arrange.

Anyway, when Wayne arrived from the store, we sat outside and talked for awhile, then we unpacked the car and went to dinner. Our destination was The Wall Street Trader, a small restaurant located in the rear of an antique shop. As we ate, our conversation eventually turned towards planning for the next day. On possibility was to go south into the Atlanta area, or even to Stone Mountain. But Mary and I had both been to Atlanta and Stone Mountain before, so we asked for their second option. That one was to drive back north to Chattanooga and see its sights.

When we got back to their house, we talked some more about what we might do. One of the things Wayne mentioned for us to do was to see an IMAX movie at the Tennessee Aquarium. That immediately caught the attention of Mary and myself because we'd enjoyed the one we saw while on our honeymoon (which was 9 years ago on the 28th of last month!). Neither he nor Karen had ever been to an IMAX theater, so that's how we came to our decision - let them do something they'd never done before. We made a mental note to buy a Chattanooga paper the following morning as we left town.

Wayne & Karen sort of put their heads together for a moment and talked, then said they wanted to show us something in Dalton, GA, since we were going in that direction. My first thought was "What's there to see in Dalton? Carpet or wood flooring samples?" (For those of you who don't know, Dalton, GA is the discount carpet capitol of the US.) Karen said, "No, not samples. It's a house, but we're not going to tell you anymore than that." We sat around and talked some more, then Mary & I went to bed, wondering what in "The Wide World of Sports" was so special about this place.

After breakfast, we got in their car and headed for Dalton. I just had to aske Wayne what the deal was about this house. And that's when I found out that...it's INDOORS! That's right, sports fans, I said indoors! The owners of Carpets of Dalton and American Home Showplace have built a complete home in the back of their warehouse/showroom. And what a house it is! I could tell you all about it, but I won't even try. Instead, go to their Web site www.carpetsofdalton.com (Sorry. No link. I want to avoid a TOS violation.) When you get to the Home Page, click on Designer Dream Home and see it for yourself. You'll be truly amazed!

Since this display home is in a discount furniture showroom, I thought I'd look at a few pieces on our way out. There were some really gorgeous items there: Amish sleigh beds, armoires, canopy beds, chests, dressers, just to name a few. Only one problem - I couldn't find much discount. One example: I found a very nice-looking armoire-style entertainment center with a discount price of $13,400 (+/-) and a retail price of $19,030!! That is just absolutely crazy pricing. Our car only cost a few hundred dollars more than that armoire! Hokey smokes, Bullwinkle!

After Mary & I got our collective breath back, we got back in the car and continued on to Chattanooga. During the drive, we checked out the newspaper and decided to see "Deep Sea." It's main attraction was that it was in 3-D. Finding a free parking lot just a few blocks from the Aquarium, we walked over to buy our tickets. It was a bit early for our showtime, so we went to a Ben & Jerry's for some ice cream.

When it was nearly time for the movie, we went back over to IMAX. The movie was very interesting, especially with everything seemingly right in front of your eyes. Karen and I both had some minor difficulty as we viewed the film, though; the theater was dark and cool, the music was very soothing, and the narrators (Johnny Depp & Kate Winslett) used such soft voices that we both "got on the nods." Wayne had to elbow her to keep her awake, and Mary did the same to me. All in all, though, it was still an enjoyable experience.

I've got to go now. But stay tuned - there's more to come!


Duane




noblesinger -> RE: Songs of the Noblesinger (7/5/2006 11:09:19 PM)

We left the theater and walked outside to decide what to do next. Wayne asked us if a ride on the Ducks sounded good. Mary & I looked at him like he was crazy, but then he explained what he meant. The following is taken from Wikipedia:

The DUKW (popularly pronounced DUCK) is a six-wheel-drive amphibious truck developed by the United States during World War II for transporting goods and troops over land and water and for use approaching and crossing beaches in amphibious attacks.

The DUKW was used in landings in the Pacific, in North Africa, and on the D-Day beaches of Normandy. With the enemy holding all available ports, DUKWs carried 18 million tons of supplies ashore in the 90 days following the landing (see Mulberry harbor).

The DUKW was designed by Rod Stephens Jr. of Sparkman & Stephens Inc. yacht designers and developed by the National Defense Research Committee and the Office of Scientific Research and Development It was originally rejected by the armed services. When a U.S. Coast Guard patrol craft ran aground on a sandbar near Provincetown, Massachusetts, an experimental DUKW happened to be in the area for a demonstration scheduled to take place a few days later. Winds up to 60 knots (110 km/h), rain, and heavy surf prevented conventional craft from rescuing the seven stranded coastguardsmen, but the DUKW had no trouble, and the military opposition melted. The DUKW would later prove its seaworthiness by crossing the English Channel.

Although its designation as a DUKW may seem to be a military pun, the terminology developed for military vehicles in World War II; the D indicates a vehicle designed in 1942, the U meant "utility (amphibious)", the K indicated all-wheel drive and the W indicated two powered rear axles.


These "Ducks" have been refurbished and turned into a tourist attraction. You purchase your tickets at a downtown office and board the vehicle, then you're taken on a ride through the city streets down to a boat ramp, then into the Tennessee River for a cruise along the aterfront.

On a side note: I think that a lot of river cities (Charleston, WV included) could take some lessons from Chattanooga. They have spent between $630 and $650 billion on improvements to their waterfront area (park, boat docks, amphitheater, etc.) which has led to other businesses improving their facilities as well as construction/renovation of town houses. It is simply amazing to see.

Well, I've got to go to bed. See ya'!


Duane




noblesinger -> RE: Songs of the Noblesinger (7/6/2006 10:25:33 AM)

Now back to the "cruise." Just at the top of the boat ramp, our "captain" asked for a show of hands; who wanted a fast entry with a big splash, and who preferred it slow with little splash. It was at this point that Karen called out, "Safely!" This got a laugh from everyone, including the captain. After seeing that the vote was split between fast and slow, he gave us a semi-fast, safe entry with only a little splash getting kicked up.

The whole trip along the river took about 30-35 minutes and was really terrific. We were treated to the sight of a protected wildlife preserve that's located on an island in the middle of the river. Run by the Audubon Society, it's populated by all sorts of birds, otters, snapping turtles, and other critters. There's a boat dock, which allows people to come over and look around. You can even camp on it overnight, so long as you call the folks at the Audubon and get their permission. Mary really hoped to see an otter, but all she got was a glimpse of a blue heron. I was most intrigued by the homes that are located on some of the bluffs above the river, and the current renovations being done to a cantilever-style drawbridge. I guess that's the DOH employee in me coming to the surface.

Oh, I almost forgot to mention something. When we bought our tickets for the Ducks, there were 45 minutes to kill before it began, so we looked for something else to do. Walking outside the office and looking around, Wayne & I spotted a little place about a block away and across the street. It's called Greystone's Coffee & Tea, and Boy! do they have great stuff. The four of us split a huge muffin that had cranberries in it (which I enjoyed - despite not being a big fan of cranberries), Wayne & Karen both had a latte, Mary ordered a smoothie, and I allowed the 'Capt. Jean-Luc Picard" in me to rise up. I enjoyed a steaming cup of Earl Gray Tea, served to me in the biggest tea cup I'd ever seen. The loose leaf Earl Gray was placed in a tube of what looked to be cheesecloth, then set in the cup to steep. That was one of the best "cuppas" that I've ever had. Mmmm!!

Following our Duck ride, Wayne went back to get the car so that we could go to dinner. Karen had suggested on Friday night that we go to one of their favorite places, an Italian restaurant called Tony's. Well, Mary and I are always ready for good Italian, so we readily agreed. Tony's is a family-owned establishment with a distinctive menu. Located in a former house, they have seating inside as well as on the terrace which overlooks the Tennessee River. When we finished, Mary & I undestood why they were so busy and why Karen & Wayne suggested it - "Belissima!"

After dinner, we strolled down the street to a nearby park that sits above the river. There are some metal sculptures there for you to look at; some interesting, others not so. Walking around the park, though, helped us to create a little room for dessert.

The same family that owns Tony's also owns a nearby coffee & pastry shop, called Rembrandt's. The usual gourmet coffees and teas are available, but it's the pastries that are the real highlight. During our trip up to "Choo-choo Town," Wayne and told Mary and I about Rembrandt's and one of its more unusual items. In French it is known as a "religiuse" (sp?); in English, a "nun." That's right...a "nun." Two small cream puffs (one a bit larger than the other) are filled with a light chocolate mousse, then a dab of chocolate ganache is placed on the larger one to act like a glue. The smaller one is set on top, a dab of white icing is placed around it (like a collar), more ganache goes over the top along with another strip of icing to make it look like a habit. It may sound rather odd-looking...but it doesn't taste odd! The taste was c'est magnifique!! So light fluffy that you don't feel as if you're eating anything, it certainly was the best nothing that I've ever eaten!

We sat outside on a terrace that bordered the grounds of an art museum. Dark clouds started gathereing, so we hurriedly finished our treats then hustled to the car. Just as we got in, the rain began. It quickly got harder, then the next thing we knew, hailstones as big as "shooters" (ask a marble player) began to pelt the car. Blessedly, no cracks developed in the windshield, although there may have been some tiny dings in the roof of the car. Going through the streets toward the Interstate was a bit tricky, but Wayne did a fine job of navigation and got us out in good shape.


But wait...there's more.



Duane




noblesinger -> RE: Songs of the Noblesinger (7/7/2006 10:30:30 AM)

Before going to bed that night, Wayne & I talked about an article that we'd seen in the Chattanooga paper. It was about "The DaVinci Code" and all of the controversy surrounding it. A number of local ministers were mentioned in it; some having no problems with it ("It's only a movie."), but most were against it, including Pastor Ron Phillips of Central Baptist Church in Hixson, which is a suburb of Chattanooga. Wayne and I both have enjoyed listening to his sermons on tape and on TV, but we've never heard him in person. Reading that he was going to be preaching on how to refute "DaVinci's" claims, we made plans to come back the next evening to hear him. God, however, had other plans that I'll tell you about later.

On Sunday morning, we attended Sunday School and morning services at their home church. The name is...now, get this...Crane Eater Church of God. I'm not kidding, gang! That really is its name. I never asked the origin of the name, but I figure that it has something to do with the name of a nearby road. Much to the delight of Mary and myself, we found out that they use a praise team during worship. It's a bit different in its composition than ours - they use piano, organ, drums, & vocals, but no guitars; they do, however, have the one key element that every praise team needs, and that is a deep-seated desire to lead the prople of God into His Presence. The worship was lively and familiar - we knew all of the songs - and the Pastor had an excellent message. Mary & I were greatly blessed by everything.

On Saturday night, Karen had spoken to her two sisters about the possibility of a family picnic at a nearby lake after Sunday services. The forecast wasn't holding out much hope for good weather, so a contingency plan for dining at a nearby restaurant was formulated.

When church was over, Karen and her sisters (I think one of them is Debbie, but I can't recall the other one - sorry.) got their heads together and decided to try the picnic. We dashed home to change our clothes, then met everyone at Karen's mother's house. As we drove towards the lake, some rain fell on us, but it turned out to be only a passing shower. By the time we reached the lake, the weather was a bit cloudy, but warm & humid. We had met Karen's family at church that morning, but this gave us the chance to talk at some length in a more informal setting. When her sister, Debbie, walked into the Sunday School class that Mary & I were in, we both knew that she was related to Karen. They looked alike and even sounded alike. When she came over to introduce herself to us then found out who we were, she got all excited and started talking a mile a minute. Mary and I just looked at each other and thought, "Yep, sisters!"

Just before we left the lake, Wayne asked Debbie for directions to Central Baptist since she had been there before. Her directions were much better than Mapquest's, because we never had a lick of trouble finding the church.

After parking the car, we entered that sanctuary and noticed something odd: the pulpit/stage area was completely devoid of anything that resembled pulpit furniture. Karen stopped someone and asked what was going on. It turned out that we'd arrived on the night of the 5th & 6th grade musical program. Pastor Ron was not going to be speaking. Oops! But we talked it over for a few minutes and decided to stay, which turned out to be God's plan all along. Here's why:

When one of the Associate Pastors was introducing the program, he said that one of the best moves that Central had ever made was hiring Gayla Austin to be the Children's Music Director. "Gayla Austin? I know that name," I thought. She is the wife of an old friend of mine from just up the street. Anyway, I'd known that Scott & Gayla have been members of Central Baptist for a number of years, but this was the first I'd heard about her hiring. This was gonna be a treat!

The music started, the kids ran out on stage, and started singing. I looked down front and saw Gayla directing very enthusiastically; she really seemed to be enjoying herself. The program was called "Joseph: From the Pit to the Palace" and was built around an episode of "This Is Your Life" - very, very cute and nicely done. One funny thing happened: at the point in the story where Joseph accused Benjamin of stealing his cup and he reaches in and finds it right on top...well, that's not exactly what happened. "Joseph" kept looking & digging trying to locate the cup, but it was nowhere in sight. The more that he looked, the more the congregation snickered until, finally, he tore the bag open and dumped all the contents out onto the stage! The cup made its appearance, rolling around until he caught up with it and was able to complete his lines, but by this time we were LOBO! This was just too, too funny!!

Anyway, when the program ended, we asked Wayne & Karen if they'd mind waiting for a few minutes while we spoke to Scott and Gayla. They agreed, so Mary & I set off down the aisle towards the front of the sanctuary. When we got there, several people were gathered around Gayla, so we waited our turn. She finished speaking to a woman and turned to us. About the time I said, "Hello Gayla!", her face lit up in surprise. She hugged us and said, "What in the world are you guys doing here?" Mary gave her the abbreviated version of our trip, then we both told her how we'd been blessed by the kids. Gayla thanked us, then told us that Scott was somewhere in the rear of the sanctuary, so we said goodbyes and went off to find him.

Not spotting him where Gayla said that he was, I asked a man if he knew Scott Austin and had he seen him. The gentleman said, "Sure! He's up at the corner of the stage in the white T-shirt helping to strike the set." Making our way forward again, I waited until we were a few feet from him then said, "Excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes for an ex-neighbor and a former classmate?" His reaction was pretty much the same as his wife's, so we gave him the short story of our trip as well. We talked for a few more minutes, then said goodbye to Scott and hooked up with Wayne & Karen once again. After a quick dinner at IHOP, it was back to Calhoun.


Duane




noblesinger -> RE: Songs of the Noblesinger (7/8/2006 11:06:27 PM)

The next morning, the four of us split up; Wayne & I went to their bookstore to work, while Karne & Mary were going to Atlanta to a discount jewelry store, called The Mart. Karen has a pass to the place because of the bookstore, and she's allowed to bring a few guests per year. After us guys left the house, Karen asked Mary if she had her picture ID in her purse - Mary doesn't have a Driver's License - and unfortunately, she had left it back in WV. They tried to find a place to get a temporary Georgia ID, but weren't able to, so that cancelled those plans. They went to a nearby outlet mall instead.

Before they went to the outlet mall, however, Mary and Karen stopped by The Lighthouse. One reason was to to let us know of the change in their plans, another was to decide on a time to leave for Woodstock, GA, and the third was so that Mary could redeem her birthday present. RoseMary had called Wayne (I guess while we were travelling) to tell him she wanted Mary to have a $30 gift certificate for The Lighthouse. So she spent some time choosing what she wanted.

Meanwhile, between doing little odd jobs for Wayne, I browsed around and found a few things that Iwanted to purchase: a small gift for Mom, a couple of note pads designed for Bible Study, and a copy of John Piper's The Pleasures of God. Wayne was giving the two of us 30% off on whatever we bought but said that since that particular book had been on his shelves for nearly 2 years, I could have it at his cost - which is 45% off! My jaw dropped for a moment, then I asked him, "Are you sure about this?" He replied, "You're doing me a favor in buying it. If nobody has wanted it by now, they're not going to." I just quietly said, "OK," but on the inside I was shouting "Thank You, Jesus!" What an incredible blessing!




noblesinger -> RE: Songs of the Noblesinger (7/9/2006 10:41:01 PM)

I mentioned earlier about going down to Woodstock, GA that evening. You may recall me telling you about our Assistant Pastor, Reid Clark, moving to Georgia to get involved with a Sovereign Grace Church so that he can become a part of their church planting work. Well, Woodstock is where he and his family bought a house. I sent him an e-mail, before I told Mary where we were going, to ask if they'd like a visit from some familiar faces. They heartily agreed, so we arranged to come for a cookout. On Sunday afternoon, Mary wondered if Wayne & Karen could come, so I called to make sure that it was allright. Reid said, "Sure! The more the merrier!"

We were to meet at the Clark's house at 4:30, so it was settled upon leaving the bookstore at around 3 pm. This would leave us a little extra time in case the traffic was bad. On this particular day, however, it was surprisingly light. We ended up arriving a few minutes after 4:00, but Marjorie (Reid's wife) was ready for us.

When I rang the doorbell at the Clark home, the sound of thumping (not pitter-patter) feet warned me that one of the Clarklings (our nickname for the children) was headed for the door. It opened, and the oldest son, Paul grinned at me and said, "Hi!" The next words out of his mouth weren't "Come in" or anything like that; they were "MOM!! They're hee-e-re!!" Marjorie came into view and told us to come in. The next thing Mary and I knew, we were hip deep in kids. All four of the children - Mary Evelyn, Paul, William, and Annie Rose - were all clamoring for us. The one that pleased me the most was Mary Evelyn, because she was going through a phase when they moved. I practically had to bribe her to give me a goodbye hug then, so this was a real treat!

After introducing Wayne & Karen to everyone, we sat doen in the living room to chat and to wait for Reid. The children were anxious to update us on everything they'd been doing and, of course, they attempted to do it simultaneously. Around 4:30, we heard a car door shut, so the Clarklings ran to the front door to meet their Daddy. When finally sprung himself loose, Mary & I got our turns to give him a hug, then we introduced him to Wayne & Karen. He shook hands & welcomed them, then excused himself so that he could change his clothes.

I've got to go for now. I'll see you later!


Duane




noblesinger -> RE: Songs of the Noblesinger (7/10/2006 9:38:55 AM)

Reid emerged from the bedroom a few minutes later, and asked me to help him get the chicken started. We went out onto the back deck, fired up the gas grill, then put some drumsticks and breasts on. By this time the kids had drug Mary out of the house to show her their trampoline, and they kept her thoroughly entertained with the running commentary. From there, they took her back inside to let her see their bedrooms. Annie Rose went into the living room to talk to Karen and ended up convincing her into going downstairs to play "House." Mary finally got away from the children and was able to go into the kitchen to talk to Marjorie and lend a hand with supper. Wayne just relaxed out back while Reid & I commiserated on all the news from home. Not being quite sure what time we'd get back to Calhoun, I called Mom from my cell phone and let her speak with Reid & Marjorie both. This really made her day, because she was especially fond of the whole family.

When all was in readiness, we blessed the food and sat down to a meal of grilled chicken, baked sweet potatoes, salad & dessert (some kind of strawberry shortcake-like concoction). The youngsters ate in the breakfast nook, while the adults were at the dining room table. We had such a wonderfully relaxing time, sharing our lives and the Word, that we hated to see it end. But alas! it had to. While saying our goodbyes, after the obligatory pictures, Annie Rose climbed up into the back seat of our car - she was going to go home with us! Mary & Karen explained to her that "Mommy and Daddy would miss you too much" if we were to take her, but she wasn't budging. Of course, her brother Paul wasn't helping much; he was saying "Go ahead and take her!" The look on her face as she sat there , arms firmly crossed in front, was utterly adorable! Finally, after he stopped laughing, Reid said to her, "Annie Rose, get out of the car. Now, honey." He was firm but loving as he said it. Reluctantly, Annie Rose climbed out of the car and we left for Calhoun.

Driving back, Wayne & Karen both commented on the Clarklings, how sweet & well-mannered they were. Mary & I told them some of the funnier moments that we've had with them over the years, then I said, "You know, I think we've left something back in Woodstock." Wayne asked, "What is it? Was it important?" I replied softly, "No, just a piece of your hearts. Annie Rose got to you, didn't she?" They both had to agree that's what had happened. You see, Wayne & Karen had waited until later in life (both of them were almost 40), and they have no children of their own - lots of neices & nephews but none to call "theirs." So a little piece of both of them was left in the care of one Annie Rose Clark - not a bad place to be kept, though.

Tuesday morning, Wayne went back to the store, while the ladies and I went shopping at the same outelt center they'd gone to the day before. I was able to find several things for myself, Karen found some brushed denim pants for Wayne, but it was Mary twho made out like a bandit. Karen suggested that we look in a Bon Worth store for some clothes for Mary. I browsed in a couple of other places while they were in there, but finished well before they did. Making my way to the rear of the store where the dressing rooms were, I was stunned to see Mary still trying on outfits. After another 20-30 minutes, they finally had narrowed it down to 5 outfits. The total came to over $190, and Mary said, "I can't afford that much!" She put back two of the outfits, but it was still too much for her. Then Karen picked up one of the outfits and paid for it, and I took one as well. That left Mary only needing to pay for one outfit. Needless to say she was elated to have so many new outfits all at once.

By the time we finished the rounds at the outlet center witha stop at Casual Male XL, where I found a new Hawaiian-style shirt, it was lunchtime. Mary had told me about Thurston's, a locally owned deli, where they had eaten on Monday. They make a Panini sandwich there, called the Dante, which is right up my alley. It has, if I remember correctly, shaved ham & turkey, Pepperjack and Swiss cheeses, onions, mushrooms, chipotle mayonnaise, and roasted red banana peppers. To quote Trace Adkins: "Oowee, shut my mouth, slap yo' grandma!" That is one of the best sandwiches I've ever eaten, and the coffee that I chose (a Sumatran blend) was excellent, too!

While we ate, Karen talked to Mary about her hair. She asked how long the she'd had grey in it, and Mary said, "I started seeing some when I was about 17 or 18." Karen then told her about when she started coloring hers, which was right after a serious stomach ailment that had her hospitalized for quite some time, and how good the woman that did it was. As we left the deli, Karen said, "Let's walk around the corner for a minute." We thought we were going to some little Mom & Pop-type store, but we ended up at the salon where Karen gets her hair done. We went in and Karen proceeded to make the arrangements to have my baby's hair colored. This, along with the outfit, was her birthday present to Mary. Now, how many sisters-in-law do you know that would do something like that? The shade they chose was almost exactly the same as when Mary was a little girl. Her appointment was scheduled for 8:15 the next morning, which meant we'd be later getting back on the road north. But the look of anticipation on Mary's face made the wait worthwhile.

We finally cooked a meal that evening - the first one on our entire trip, except for breakfasts. Karen chose a nice pork roast, on which she did an excellent job of preparation. Mary & I helped with the rest of the meal (salad, green beans, potatoes, and garlic toast), then we relaxed until Wayne came home. After dinner, we took a stroll around their neighborhood. There were some particular houses that they wanted us to see. On of them had a beautiful backyard floral garden with a waterfall/fountain and a nice bench beside it. It would be a wonderful place to sit and read in the mornings or evenings - or just to relax with your sweetheart. Several of the homes had "For Sale" signs in the yards, and Wayne kept saying, "The price is right on that one." I get the feeling that he'd like for us to move down there.

You know, moving down South wouldn't be so bad. The whole area around Calhoun is nice, but Mary & I both absolutely fell in love with the whole Seymour/Sevierville/Pigeon Forge/Gatlinburg corridor. With all of the mountains around, it reminds us of WV - but with much cleaner air! Who knows? Maybe the Lord will send us down there.

Completing our walk, we made a trip back into town for one last treat. The stop was Brewster's, a local ice cream joint. They make their own product, and it was truly scrumptious! A fitting capper on our trip.






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