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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 7:54:54 PM

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I see you want the ones that weren't here at 8:30 to read Huck Finn and write a report about it. Does that include everyone that wasn't here this morning at 8:30?

It includes everyone who knows how to read and write

Others will have to join Ellie-Mae's class.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 7:55:42 PM

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I see you want the ones that weren't here at 8:30 to read Huck Finn and write a report about it. Does that include everyone that wasn't here this morning at 8:30?

Instead of reading Huck Finn I will take all three of Ellie-Mae's children. Having driven a school bus for 18 years and volunteering at the Rescue Mission, where I had 12 children tonight, I don't think her three will be that hard to work with. The fact that they are cute will help me with working with them.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 7:58:10 PM

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ORIGINAL: armydude

I see you want the ones that weren't here at 8:30 to read Huck Finn and write a report about it. Does that include everyone that wasn't here this morning at 8:30?

It includes everyone who knows how to read and write

Others will have to join Ellie-Mae's class.

So when do we expect a report from the teacher? I was here at 8:30, Shar-Mar was here, and a few others. We didn't see the teacher, so we took off.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 7:59:23 PM

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I was here but no one took role call...

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 7:59:34 PM

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My mom has all of hers. She is the only person I know who does... The only reason I have 2 of mine is that they pulled other teeth so I actually had room for the extra wisdom...

I still have all of mine. (In fact, I have all of my original factory parts.) About half my teeth are still baby teeth.

Woo-hoo! I'm excited about tomorrow morning. I'm going to go purchase my new bicycle. I'll officially be a biker chick.

....like Sharon-Marie, only with two wheels.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:01:06 PM

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I was here but no one took role call...

I seen ya.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:02:33 PM

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I was here but no one took role call...

I seen ya.

Oh, good. I was afraid I was gonna hafta prove it but you can be my wit~~less~~ness.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:16:46 PM

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Professor Kerr is not as dumb as he looks, no homework has been assigned yet. Go stand in the corner.

Did I miss class?

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:17:47 PM

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ORIGINAL: armydude

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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

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ORIGINAL: armydude

I see you want the ones that weren't here at 8:30 to read Huck Finn and write a report about it. Does that include everyone that wasn't here this morning at 8:30?

It includes everyone who knows how to read and write

Others will have to join Ellie-Mae's class.

So when do we expect a report from the teacher? I was here at 8:30, Shar-Mar was here, and a few others. We didn't see the teacher, so we took off.

Yep I was here too and I left with Dude...

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:23:29 PM

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Awaiting the counselor's response...

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:23:35 PM

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ORIGINAL: phosadaud

My mom has all of hers. She is the only person I know who does... The only reason I have 2 of mine is that they pulled other teeth so I actually had room for the extra wisdom...

I still have all of mine. (In fact, I have all of my original factory parts.) About half my teeth are still baby teeth.

Woo-hoo! I'm excited about tomorrow morning. I'm going to go purchase my new bicycle. I'll officially be a biker chick. ....like Sharon-Marie, only with two wheels.

I may have posted this in here before, but I had 6 wisdom teeth. 1 in 10,000 people have that.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:24:52 PM

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I have eyes in the back of my head. I saw all of you, and your behavior was terrible. Now I'm wondering if the room has enough corners. I may have to draw circles on the chalkboard and have you stand with your noses in them.

And Gary, you may have to accept that you just may not be able to get here from there.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:26:57 PM

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You have eyes in the back of your head? So how does it feel when your hair gets in... Oh, sorry!

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:30:29 PM

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I was here but no one took role call...

I thought that you students were mature enough, considering how much you are paying for these classes, that roll call was not necessary.

It looks like I'm stuck with a bunch of lollygaggers.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:31:25 PM

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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

I have eyes in the back of my head. I saw all of you, and your behavior was terrible. Now I'm wondering if the room has enough corners. I may have to draw circles on the chalkboard and have you stand with your noses in them.

And Gary, you may have to accept that you just may not be able to get here from there.

Hummm...don't think so!!

Gary...don't give up!!!

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:33:04 PM

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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

I was here but no one took role call...

I thought that you students were mature enough, considering how much you are paying for these classes, that roll call was not necessary.

It looks like I'm stuck with a bunch of lollygaggers.

Like teacher (who didn't show)...

In the college, we have ten minutes to wait. If the teacher doesn't show after ten minutes we're free to go.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:34:04 PM

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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

I have eyes in the back of my head. I saw all of you, and your behavior was terrible. Now I'm wondering if the room has enough corners. I may have to draw circles on the chalkboard and have you stand with your noses in them.

And Gary, you may have to accept that you just may not be able to get here from there.

Yeah that is true. The cheapest flight is $200. But it leaves KC 2:45pm Saturday and arrives in Knoxville at 11:30 pm.

The most reasonably timed flights are at least double that priced.

So it does not look like I will be able to pull this off.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:34:25 PM

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ORIGINAL: armydude

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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

I was here but no one took role call...

I thought that you students were mature enough, considering how much you are paying for these classes, that roll call was not necessary.

It looks like I'm stuck with a bunch of lollygaggers.

Like teacher (who didn't show)...

In the college, we have ten minutes to wait. If the teacher doesn't show after ten minutes we're free to go.

We were here longer than 10 minutes too!!!!

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:35:42 PM

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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

I have eyes in the back of my head. I saw all of you, and your behavior was terrible. Now I'm wondering if the room has enough corners. I may have to draw circles on the chalkboard and have you stand with your noses in them.

And Gary, you may have to accept that you just may not be able to get here from there.

Yeah that is true. The cheapest flight is $200. But it leaves KC 2:45pm Saturday and arrives in Knoxville at 11:30 pm.

The most reasonably timed flights are at least double that priced.

So it does not look like I will be able to pull this off.

You still have time...never know if a sale will occur...

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:36:04 PM

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Gary...don't give up!!!

Thanks Lynn.

I will keep checking.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:41:08 PM

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I'll look too... We'll find ya something...

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:43:31 PM

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I'll look too... We'll find ya something...

Thanks guys.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:48:05 PM

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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

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I was here but no one took role call...

I thought that you students were mature enough, considering how much you are paying for these classes, that roll call was not necessary.

It looks like I'm stuck with a bunch of lollygaggers.

I just meant that no one called my name so I didn't post "HERE!".

I don't know where you get off thinking we're mature...um....Professor....Sir.

<-- taking Mona's tack and kissing up.

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:50:00 PM

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ORIGINAL: utilityfielder

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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

I have eyes in the back of my head. I saw all of you, and your behavior was terrible. Now I'm wondering if the room has enough corners. I may have to draw circles on the chalkboard and have you stand with your noses in them.

And Gary, you may have to accept that you just may not be able to get here from there.

Yeah that is true. The cheapest flight is $200. But it leaves KC 2:45pm Saturday and arrives in Knoxville at 11:30 pm.

The most reasonably timed flights are at least double that priced.

So it does not look like I will be able to pull this off.

Why worry about getting to Knoxville that late? Would it be a problem to ride to a hotel with me? I'd be glad to give you a ride if ya needed one...

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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/12/2008 8:53:11 PM

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ORIGINAL: armydude

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ORIGINAL: utilityfielder

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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

I have eyes in the back of my head. I saw all of you, and your behavior was terrible. Now I'm wondering if the room has enough corners. I may have to draw circles on the chalkboard and have you stand with your noses in them.

And Gary, you may have to accept that you just may not be able to get here from there.

Yeah that is true. The cheapest flight is $200. But it leaves KC 2:45pm Saturday and arrives in Knoxville at 11:30 pm.

The most reasonably timed flights are at least double that priced.

So it does not look like I will be able to pull this off.

Why worry about getting to Knoxville that late? Would it be a problem to ride to a hotel with me? I'd be glad to give you a ride if ya needed one...

The problem is it will get him there too late for the meet and eat as well as the concert which is all on saturday.

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