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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/13/2008 8:12:46 AM
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armydude
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I seriously doubt you'll see a confession.
I know somebody reads that trash magazine, but I doubt you'll find anyone here.
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/13/2008 10:25:46 AM
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I use to look at that magazine about 40 or so years ago. It has articles? 
You know how old the people in the photos would be now?!!?!?
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/13/2008 12:14:31 PM
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Kerrlaw
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A young lady from Mrs. Kerrlaw's home town was a Hustler centerfold back in the day. You should hear Cindy's story about the gyrations she and an equally embarrassed friend went through to buy a copy.
They went to a town 40 miles away for the big purchase. The friend refused to go into the mom-and-pop convenience store, so Cindy soldiered on alone.
Cindy (whispering to elderly clerk): "I want a copy of the new Hustler."
Clerk: "Copy of what?"
Cindy (glancing around and whispering utgently): "The new Hustler".
Clerk (to her husband in back of store): "Did those latest Hustlers come in?"
Husband: "What?"
Clerk (at the top of her lungs): "This lady wants a copy of the latest hustler."
Husband shuffles slowly to the front: "Here's the Hustler you wanted."
Cindy quickly pays and is hurrying out the door.
Husband: "Aren't you Phil Graves' daughter?"
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/13/2008 12:35:34 PM
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Kerrlaw
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If I read it correctly, the parent company of Penthouse purchased a company that maintains several dating services, one of which is for Christians. It is apparently called BigChurch.com.
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/13/2008 12:48:15 PM
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WhiteRoseBlessings
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oops . . . I forgot to include that he was talking about the McDonalds in Las Vegas
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/13/2008 12:58:54 PM
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Ellie-Mae
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I still say that MissGizmo ate my homework so I'm not going to class, I am not going to read Huck Finn and write a report, but I will try to teach all of Ellie-Mae's heathen young darling children their school work.
Ummm... well...
We had piano lessons and Sarah did very well and I am really proud of how much work she is putting into her lessons and practices. Today we worked on telling time. Timothy loves math because you need it for science (his true love). Rebekah mostly worked on play-doh (bet ya didn't know that was a subject  ). I am supposed to be napping right now and will do more with them this afternoon. First grade is so much fun that maybe I just won't pass them and make them do it over. How long do you think that will work?
As for Huck-fin, Maybe I will get David to write that report for me since he has already read it, and I haven't. Where did this thing about Huck-Fin come from anyway? I missed where it began on here?
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/13/2008 1:08:10 PM
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Ellie-Mae
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LOL! I wish you were MY neighbor! brownies sound mighty good to me right now.
That is so funny. Next thing you know, you will be known as "The Brownie Lady" and neighborhood children will be flocking to your door.
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/13/2008 3:20:59 PM
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Ellie-Mae
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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1
A young lady from Mrs. Kerrlaw's home town was a Hustler centerfold back in the day. You should hear Cindy's story about the gyrations she and an equally embarrassed friend went through to buy a copy.
They went to a town 40 miles away for the big purchase. The friend refused to go into the mom-and-pop convenience store, so Cindy soldiered on alone.
Cindy (whispering to elderly clerk): "I want a copy of the new Hustler."
Clerk: "Copy of what?"
Cindy (glancing around and whispering utgently): "The new Hustler".
Clerk (to her husband in back of store): "Did those latest Hustlers come in?"
Husband: "What?"
Clerk (at the top of her lungs): "This lady wants a copy of the latest hustler."
Husband shuffles slowly to the front: "Here's the Hustler you wanted."
Cindy quickly pays and is hurrying out the door.
Husband: "Aren't you Phil Graves' daughter?"
I read that first part too fast and missed the word I changed to red. I was quite concerned there for a bit... 
LOL!
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RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court - 5/13/2008 3:35:12 PM
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Ellie-Mae
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Did her parents come looking for her? It is amazing how fast two year olds can sneak off, and how far they can get. For quite a few years, I was afraid to even go to the bathroom during the day. There is nothing like being stuck in the bathroom with tummy troubles only to find the police at your door when you get out. 
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