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MissGizmo -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (6/17/2008 9:39:44 AM)

I have questions to ask, so for a moment let's pretend this is the Ask Kerrlaw Anything thread:


Should son get his tonsils out?
Should we put in a hot tub?
Should I buy an A&L Folk guitar or a Simon and Patrick Folk guitar?
Should I really hire a housekeeper?
Should we go to Jackson Hole or Yellowstone this Fall?
Should I paint my metal bench Ivory or Summer Squash?


So give me the answers and then I'll be able to proceed in life.
[/quote]

Answers

Only if he needs them out
Yes
Which ever is the cheapest
YES
Both they are not to far apart
Summer Squash with a touch of Ivory



Smokymtnsanta -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (6/17/2008 10:33:10 AM)

Headline on AOL news page:

Spam King Must Pay $6 Million.

Did not know Spam had a king. Hope they were not talking about our Kerrlaw!!!!


































Actually talking about Internet Spam.



monamie -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (6/17/2008 11:53:21 AM)

Put me down for one of those shirts with his photo. Will he be wearing his court attire (robes)?

And about the Spam King.....Kerr hasn't been around her for awhile, have you noticed? Maybe the photo on the shirt will be Kerr behind bars, eh? If keeping him out of jail is a matter of raising $6 million, we could pass the plate, you think?



MissGizmo -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (6/17/2008 1:05:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: monamie

Put me down for one of those shirts with his photo. Will he be wearing his court attire (robes)?

And about the Spam King.....Kerr hasn't been around her for awhile, have you noticed? Maybe the photo on the shirt will be Kerr behind bars, eh? If keeping him out of jail is a matter of raising $6 million, we could pass the plate, you think?


You can pass the plate, but I don't think you will get $6.00 dollars let alone $6million from this group, but as my signature says "I will pray about it"



tenorsister -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (6/17/2008 1:06:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: monamie

Put me down for one of those shirts with his photo. Will he be wearing his court attire (robes)?

And about the Spam King.....Kerr hasn't been around her for awhile, have you noticed? Maybe the photo on the shirt will be Kerr behind bars, eh? If keeping him out of jail is a matter of raising $6 million, we could pass the plate, you think?

For $6 million it better be a BIG plate!LOL



phosadaud -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (6/17/2008 3:18:35 PM)

Anyone who is the King of Spam should be behind bars... [8D]



BelovedHandMaiden -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (6/17/2008 3:20:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: phosadaud

Anyone who is the King of Spam should be behind bars... [8D]



Amen, Sister!!!



MissGizmo -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (6/17/2008 3:23:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BelovedHandMaiden

quote:

ORIGINAL: phosadaud

Anyone who is the King of Spam should be behind bars... [8D]



Amen, Sister!!!


I also agree with the above statement.



Qtman -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (6/17/2008 3:25:07 PM)

Y'all realize that Con-Kerr could have more than one meaning. That being said put me down for one of dem shirts.[:D]



armydude -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (6/17/2008 3:25:54 PM)

Well I gotta wait on him to approve them... then we'll see.



phosadaud -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (6/17/2008 3:31:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Qtman

Y'all realize that Con-Kerr could have more than one meaning. That being said put me down for one of dem shirts.[:D]


And that other meaning could be a lot of fun...

Just sayin' [;)][:D]



Kerrlaw -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (6/17/2008 4:56:54 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: monamie

Put me down for one of those shirts with his photo. Will he be wearing his court attire (robes)?

And about the Spam King.....Kerr hasn't been around her for awhile, have you noticed? Maybe the photo on the shirt will be Kerr behind bars, eh? If keeping him out of jail is a matter of raising $6 million, we could pass the plate, you think?


Just do the best you can and send it on to my address. If you only raise two or three million. I'll cut a deal.



Qtman -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (6/17/2008 4:58:54 PM)

What kind of a deal could you get for two or three dollars?[:D]



Kerrlaw -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (6/17/2008 4:59:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Qtman

Y'all realize that Con-Kerr could have more than one meaning. That being said put me down for one of dem shirts.[:D]


I've thought of at least three meanings other than "agreement"., none of which are good.[sm=aside.gif]

I couldn't get to Dude's link at home, so I'll try now.



Kerrlaw -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (6/17/2008 5:04:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: armydude

Well I gotta wait on him to approve them... then we'll see.


Feel free to use my name (in any way that's not in bad taste) on shirts. I would prefer dark blue with orange and white lettering on a t-shirt.



armydude -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (6/17/2008 5:07:01 PM)

Good point. Did you get the link to work? If not I gotta fix that.



Kerrlaw -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (6/17/2008 5:13:48 PM)

Yes, it worked.

I couldn't read the writing well.



armydude -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (6/17/2008 5:33:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

quote:

ORIGINAL: armydude

Well I gotta wait on him to approve them... then we'll see.


Feel free to use my name (in any way that's not in bad taste) on shirts. I would prefer dark blue with orange and white lettering on a t-shirt.
I just caught this. Unfortunately I can't do a dark blue shirt... sorry... So I am working on a design (a bit easier to see) that's dark blue and orange lettering on a white shirt. I'll send you a link as soon as I get it updated...



Kerrlaw -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (6/17/2008 5:51:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: crankius

Kerrlaw,

I have questions to ask, so for a moment let's pretend this is the Ask Kerrlaw Anything thread:


quote:

Should son get his tonsils out?


He can try, but I suggest a surgeon.


quote:

Should we put in a hot tub?


If you must keep them, a small glass jar should suffice.


quote:

Should I buy an A&L Folk guitar or a Simon and Patrick Folk guitar?


Simon and Patrick. I like the look.

Better yet, have monamie's son make you one.


quote:

Should I really hire a housekeeper?


If you really want a clean house.



quote:

Should we go to Jackson Hole or Yellowstone this Fall?


Jackson Hole. Just follow the same route as Sharon-Marie and stay with the same people she is visiting. I'm sure that they will be glad to put you up.


quote:

Should I paint my metal bench Ivory or Summer Squash?



I prefer orange and white. Otherwise, let the housekeeper decide.


quote:

So give me the answers and then I'll be able to proceed in life.



Happy to help. Carry on. [sm=cooltilt.gif]



Kerrlaw -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (6/17/2008 5:57:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Qtman

What kind of a deal could you get for two or three dollars?[:D]


One dozen day old Krispy Kremes.[sm=chef.gif]



crankius -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (6/17/2008 6:07:24 PM)

Thanks MissGizmo and CoeurdeLeon! All the input is helping. Well, sort of. [sm=redhairsmile.gif] Kerrlaw wasn't much help. [8D]

quote:

CDL--"Human bacterial frappe"
[sm=Llol.gif] Well, yes, I guess so. What I really want is the "mini pool" type option, because I don't like hot tubs with all the strange features--a ton of jets, lights, bumpy seating, sound systems--sounds more like a 70's disco than a hot tub. [sm=smile-l.gif]


quote:

CDL--"Is there some word more affirmative than YES?"
[sm=icon_smile_blush.gif] I know, I know, I've already asked that question probably a couple of times, and I'm embarrassed that it's still an issue for me.


I think we've decided on Jackson Hole.


On the paint issue, now I've added "strawflower" to the list of possibilities, and I like it best, so I think that issue is solved. The ivory was too white, and the summer squash was a bit too yellow. I'm doing well for only buy three cans of spray paint before finding one that works. [sm=icon_smile_roll.gif]


About the tonsils--that's a hard one for me. The dr said his tonsils aren't helping him out, and it would be good to take them out--but of course he's making a living ripping out tonsils so I think he has ulterior motives. [:D]


Haven't decided on a guitar.



armydude -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (6/17/2008 6:13:14 PM)

HERE YA GO! Shirts that say, "I con-kerr with Kerr" The only way to get there is by that link, however.



WhiteRoseBlessings -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (6/17/2008 6:17:36 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

quote:

Should we go to Jackson Hole or Yellowstone this Fall?


Jackson Hole. Just follow the same route as Sharon-Marie and stay with the same people she is visiting. I'm sure that they will be glad to put you up.
LOL!

Ya know . . . it's so crazy, it just might work! [:D]



Cranky, I see y'all have already made your decision [sm=dance.gif] . . . but my original thought on this was for y'all to stay in Jackson Hole and then take a day trip up to Yellowstone; the two are about 2 hours apart from each other - easy peasy.



WhiteRoseBlessings -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (6/17/2008 6:18:54 PM)

Funny shirts, James!



armydude -> RE: Kerrlaw Convenes Court (6/17/2008 6:20:06 PM)

Thank you Shar-Mar!



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