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RE: Funny Misheard Lyrics. - 6/9/2008 9:22:51 AM   
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These are too funny. Made my day.

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RE: Funny Misheard Lyrics. - 6/9/2008 10:46:27 AM   
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The actual lyrics:

The Lord has promised good to me
His word my hope secures
He will my shield and portion be
As long as life endures

What I heard:

The Lord has promised good to me
His word my hope secures
He wears my shield and portions me
As long as life endures
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RE: Funny Misheard Lyrics. - 6/13/2008 12:53:10 AM   
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I always thought this song "O Holy Night" was:

Actual: O Night Divine
Misheard: O Night, Diva.... LOL

Thats what I always thought it meant... I thought, What the HECK does that mean??? lol

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RE: Funny Misheard Lyrics. - 6/14/2008 10:46:45 PM   
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Who could forget Elton John's Yellow Brick Road?

You can't catch me in your henhouse...

Or the Beatles' famous Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds?

The girl with kaleidoscope eyes was thought to be The girl with colitis goes by...

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RE: Funny Misheard Lyrics. - 6/15/2008 12:37:52 AM   
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Misheard lyrics:

"Tickle In Your Hair!"

Correct:

"Take A Look Ahead!"

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RE: Funny Misheard Lyrics. - 6/15/2008 9:08:57 AM   
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Our minister told this one on himself in a sermon about the need to fit in.
quote:

Long before I entered the ministry I had a summer job with a construction company and everybody was above me. Although I was into groups like the Beach Boys and James Taylor, the radio in the lunch hour was on a country station. There was a popular song then that had three distinctive notes in the chorus. Making sure I was on pitch, I came in on those three words, "Hell fired up!. The only problem was it wasn't three words, it was one word, a woman's name. In addition to uproarous laughter, I was baptized with all the ice water in the Igloo cooler.

I don't think he made it to the Oom papa mau mau later in the chorus.

Of course it was Elvira by the Oak Ridge Boys.

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RE: Funny Misheard Lyrics. - 6/15/2008 4:26:24 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: wbporter

Our minister told this one on himself in a sermon about the need to fit in.
quote:

Long before I entered the ministry I had a summer job with a construction company and everybody was above me. Although I was into groups like the Beach Boys and James Taylor, the radio in the lunch hour was on a country station. There was a popular song then that had three distinctive notes in the chorus. Making sure I was on pitch, I came in on those three words, "Hell fired up!. The only problem was it wasn't three words, it was one word, a woman's name. In addition to uproarous laughter, I was baptized with all the ice water in the Igloo cooler.

I don't think he made it to the Oom papa mau mau later in the chorus.

Of course it was Elvira by the Oak Ridge Boys.


LOL, now that is funny!

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RE: Funny Misheard Lyrics. - 6/18/2008 12:53:27 AM   
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There was a child at my church that used to sing "Friend of God" like this:

"I AM AFRAID OF GOD
I AM AFRAID OF GOD
I AM AFRAID OF GOD
HE CALLS ME NAMES"

We almost died laughing.
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RE: Funny Misheard Lyrics. - 6/18/2008 3:05:11 AM   
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That's to funny. Thanks for the good laugh
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RE: Funny Misheard Lyrics. - 6/19/2008 2:32:58 PM   
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My friend is going to kill me for this but...

Pillar's song, I think it's "In God we trust"

She used to think they were singing "The garbage truck" in stead of "In God we trust".


yeah, not a good one to confuse....LOL
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RE: Funny Misheard Lyrics. - 6/20/2008 11:36:11 PM   
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quote:

I AM AFRAID OF GOD
I AM AFRAID OF GOD
I AM AFRAID OF GOD
HE CALLS ME NAMES


HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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RE: Funny Misheard Lyrics. - 6/20/2008 11:48:27 PM   
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From Kenny Roger's "Lucille":

Correct: "You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille, with four hungry children and a crop in the fields..."

Misheard: "You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille, with four hundred children and a crop in thr fields...."

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RE: Funny Misheard Lyrics. - 6/24/2008 12:26:33 PM   
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OK - here is a bit of a quandry for me.

I recently heard the term "heavy metal" came from the classic Steppenwolf song "Born to be Wild."

I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder


However, every time I hear the original of that song I hear

I like smoke and lightning
Every bit of thunder


I know the remakes all say "heavy metal." I have never heard John Kay say WHAT he actually sung.

Any ideas?

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RE: Funny Misheard Lyrics. - 6/24/2008 1:04:06 PM   
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It's been heavy metal thunder for as long as I've heard it.

But I've always heard that first line as "I like smokin' lightning" so go figure.


< Message edited by uncabeeil -- 6/24/2008 1:10:18 PM >


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RE: Funny Misheard Lyrics. - 6/29/2008 3:15:40 AM   
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My husband tells that his younger brother sang the Imperials song "I'd Rather Believe in You" this way:

"Oh, yes, Lord, I'd rather be me than You."

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RE: Funny Misheard Lyrics. - 7/2/2008 10:41:32 AM   
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if any of ya'll are into soundtracks, i have the hairspray one....the version with john travolta, nikki blonsky and zac efron *sigh*....anywho, it's in the song welcome to the 60's, when tracy and edna went to mr. pinky's dress shop.....

actual lyrics: i've hit the mother load
i heard: i hit the buffalo!

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RE: Funny Misheard Lyrics. - 7/2/2008 11:26:15 AM   
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This one happened many, many years ago, when Amy Grant first came out with the song, El Shaddai.

My Dad was the pastor, and he would often have a time of someone, or a group of people from the congregation to sing a special before he would minister the Word.

One of the women in our church would sing this song, almost every time it was her turn in the rotation to sing a special.

An elderly lady walked up to my Dad after service wanting to know what was so special about a woman named Elsie, and why did she die.

The actual lyric: El Shaddai, El Shaddai.

What she heard: Elsie died, Elsie died.
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RE: Funny Misheard Lyrics. - 7/2/2008 11:40:09 AM   
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Ah! These are great! Reminds me of the story about the little Mexican boy who went to see his first baseball game here in the United States. Afterwards, when someone asked how he liked it, he said the best part was when everyone stood up and sang "Jose can you see................."

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RE: Funny Misheard Lyrics. - 7/10/2008 11:52:22 PM   
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When I was a kid, I used to think Cat Stevens' "Climb on the Peace Train" was "Come on and Be Strange." I misunderstood "There's a Bad Moon on the Rise" as "There's a Bathroom on the Right" too.

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RE: Funny Misheard Lyrics. - 7/11/2008 8:24:29 AM   
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I thought of one the other night. When "Gone" by Switchfoot first came out I thought they said "Like Al Pacino's cat, nothing lasts in this life". I kept thinking did Al Pacino have a famous cat who died or something. Then I realized it is "Al Pacino's CASH"! Makes much more sense huh?

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RE: Funny Misheard Lyrics. - 7/11/2008 8:45:02 AM   
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When I was a kid I would sing with that song that goes

"Taking care of business...everyday"

Only I would sing

"Taking care of biscuits...everyday"

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RE: Funny Misheard Lyrics. - 7/11/2008 9:53:43 AM   
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From Creedence Clearwater Revival:

"Don't go out tonight,
Its bound to take your life.
There's a bathroom on the right."
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RE: Funny Misheard Lyrics. - 7/12/2008 3:20:49 AM   
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When I was little, my mom used to play the piano and sing some very old camp meeting songs that were so old that I never heard anyone else but her ever sing them. One of them started, "Long ago when but a boy at old camp meeting time..." I was sure she said, "Long ago when butter boy at old camp meeting time." I thought there must have been something important about a fat boy at camp meeting a long time ago!

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RE: Funny Misheard Lyrics. - 7/12/2008 11:25:54 AM   
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i JUST posted the lyrics to Flame's song Joyful Noise that everyone is dancing to in another forum. some people thought that the feature guest artist in verse one was cursing... lol. i thought now why would someone like Flame from Cross Movement Records allow that to happen?

at the end he says in speaking about Jesus "fought death, beat it, gave his life to the public. I LOVE IT!"

you can hear the whole song here (http://youtube.com/watch?v=HU3gAGWoKYM) or here (http://www.myspace.com/flame314)

lol
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