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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/16/2008 1:31:56 PM   
still4gvn


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can't. I don't have a TV.

Visit a nice cold glacier mountain.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/16/2008 10:58:05 PM   
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I don't like the cold. I'm enjoying the heat of summer and I don't want to miss out on any of it by going someplace cold.

Wash your car.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/17/2008 2:18:51 PM   
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Hey, I'm not messing with my anti-theft devices: lots of garbage and junk in the back, never washed '82 Honda.

Go vote in your local primaries. (we're having them Tuesday and every single judge canidate has the same things to say: very confusing)
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/17/2008 10:29:22 PM   
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Can't ours was two weeks ago.

Go take two asprin and call me in the morning.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/18/2008 7:54:53 AM   
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I don't take aspirin; I take Advil or Tylenol.

Spend some quality time with your kids.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/18/2008 1:26:35 PM   
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can't, they are grown up and busy.

Change your avatar.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/19/2008 1:15:22 AM   
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But I like my avatar! Don't you?

Scrub the bathroom.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/19/2008 2:08:23 AM   
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sure I like it. Didn't know who the next poster would be.

yuck. hate cleaning the bathroom. Can't I wait? Eventually we might move away, so it would be a waste of time
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/22/2008 12:02:45 AM   
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Go hop and skip down the street singing.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/22/2008 12:06:00 AM   
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My town has an anti-hopping and skipping ordinance.


Give your cat a bath.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/22/2008 12:47:04 AM   
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My cat is 9 years old, and he's never had a bath in his life. He's never been declawed, so I wouldn't dare try it.

Give your dog a bath.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/22/2008 4:16:43 PM   
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don't have one. Cats rule, dogs drool.

memorize a chapter of the Bible.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/22/2008 11:04:45 PM   
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Takes too long. (Actually, I've been trying, off and on, to memorize Psalm 40. Maybe your post will spur me to get back to it.

Compliment your pastor on last Sunday's sermon.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/23/2008 11:36:19 AM   
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oops. I played hooky last Sunday.

Do something nice for a relative you don't much like.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/24/2008 1:26:13 AM   
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What? Me? Not like some of my relatives? You've got to be kidding!

Go down to your local jail and hold a Bible study.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/24/2008 1:29:53 AM   
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Can't. Orange jumpsuits are harsh on the eyes - I might sprain my retina. What ... it can happen.

Cook dinner for your spouse.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/24/2008 1:34:04 AM   
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It's 1:33 am. He's not hungry right now.

Go walk your neighbor's dog.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/24/2008 1:43:30 AM   
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Sorry, I know for a fact that my neighbors dog's right leg is sprained.

Clean the house.

< Message edited by rgod -- 8/24/2008 1:51:15 AM >
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/24/2008 4:13:43 AM   
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It's Sunday. That's the day for rest and not doing any work. See how spiritual I am?

Compliment your spouse's cooking.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/24/2008 12:47:27 PM   
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He doesn't cook. If nothing is ready, he'll grab several slices of bread and eat them while working online. If there is food on a plate ready to warm, he'll often just eat the cold meat out of it. However, he does dishes and toilets.

plant some catnip.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/24/2008 8:08:30 PM   
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Sorry, but I don't have catnip seeds.

Go to work on Monday.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/24/2008 8:22:45 PM   
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can't. I'm retired. And anyway, it's raining.

Go make a bat house and hang it outside. Bats eat lots of mosquitoes.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/24/2008 10:33:14 PM   
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Sorry, but I keep mosquitos as pets and I think this might cause a problem. After all, what would my niece say if she noticed that Buzz and Bloodhound were missing ...

Take a deep breath.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/25/2008 2:43:46 PM   
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that's the ad on the logo of my Skype (computer phone) account and it just crashed while I was talking.

Give your mosquitoes their breakfast.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 8/25/2008 3:59:41 PM   
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Sorry, can't. A renegade bat flew by and ate all of the mosquitos (including lil' buzz).

Clean the bathroom.

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