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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/27/2008 2:22:13 AM   
Annie64


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Aren't alligators...um...dangerous?


Go on a diet.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/27/2008 4:38:39 AM   
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been there, done that. would rather walk the alligator.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/27/2008 12:16:45 PM   
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sorry can not...have to clean the house. Want to clean the house for me?

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/28/2008 5:25:30 AM   
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Sure, I'll clean your house for you--but only if it's very little, and I don't do windows, and I never dust or vacuum, or scrub bathrooms, or wash dishes or anything else, or put things away, or mop anything. But I'll do pretty much any other housecleaning chore.

Start a ladies' Bible study in your living room.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/28/2008 8:00:26 AM   
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I can not, I don't have a living room...

Go out with my younger sister...

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/28/2008 12:41:32 PM   
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can't, I'm not gay.

bake a coconut cream pie for a homeless person.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/28/2008 2:21:17 PM   
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can not, I'm allergic to coconut...

Make friend green tomatoes for the Pastor...

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/29/2008 3:11:42 AM   
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I hate fried green tomatoes, so I wouldn't subject my pastor to something so hideous. I like my pastor!

Make fruit salad for your best friend.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/29/2008 10:01:31 AM   
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I can not because I don't have any fruit or laxatives...

Throw a party for my 4 year old daughter...

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/29/2008 3:37:29 PM   
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you have a daughter? Put her in your avy sometime. And no excuses.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/29/2008 3:39:39 PM   
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I thought this was a make-up things thread? I have no children. I'm not even married or dating...

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/29/2008 4:26:40 PM   
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It is make up, but not always. you do look awful young to have a kid.

Go get your hair done in blue and spiked.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 9/29/2008 4:29:13 PM   
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No, I can not, blue is an awful color...

(I'm old enough to have kids, even a 4 year old, but I don't)

Go have a baby...

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/1/2008 1:35:18 PM   
still4gvn


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you're wearing blue in your avy.

can't. already have grandkids.

go get a job in a nursery school.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/1/2008 1:49:59 PM   
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can't, I don't have a degree to do so...

Go find yourself a cow...

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/1/2008 10:15:04 PM   
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ok?
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/2/2008 3:08:10 PM   
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Sorry, but it is not ok. Cows are not allowed on this site. It says so in the TOS.

Go water your plants.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/2/2008 3:14:36 PM   
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I can't. I don't have any.

Go take the baby for a walk.

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Then He said to His disciples, “The harvest truly is plentiful, but the laborers are few. Therefore pray the Lord of the harvest to send out laborers into His harvest.” ~Matthew 9:37-38
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/2/2008 3:53:15 PM   
still4gvn


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um... what baby? just grab any baby?

go bake your Mom a cake.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/2/2008 4:04:30 PM   
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I would, but it would spoil before it got to her...

Go floss your teeth...

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Then He said to His disciples, “The harvest truly is plentiful, but the laborers are few. Therefore pray the Lord of the harvest to send out laborers into His harvest.” ~Matthew 9:37-38
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/3/2008 2:11:55 AM   
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Can't. I'm at work and I didn't bring my dental floss with me.

Bring me a newspaper.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/3/2008 2:13:36 AM   
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Can't, the dog chewed them all up. Perhaps it's better, this election is a joke anyways.

Vote for me for president

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Then He said to His disciples, “The harvest truly is plentiful, but the laborers are few. Therefore pray the Lord of the harvest to send out laborers into His harvest.” ~Matthew 9:37-38
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/3/2008 2:21:54 AM   
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Can't. You're name's not on the ballot. Plus you have to be at least 35 years old to be president.

Paint your room.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/3/2008 2:23:30 AM   
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Can't. Landowner says no, no, no

Wash all the dishes in MY kitchen...

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 10/3/2008 2:29:52 AM   
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Can't. Your dishes aren't here.

Buy popcorn from my co-workers Cub Scout son.

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