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still4gvn -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/28/2008 7:54:23 PM)

Is she still alive? Anyway, I can't - don't speak Hindi and would miss our rainy weather.

come here and keep Kittycat company while we go camping.



luv2prayzHim -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/28/2008 8:01:30 PM)

I'm really more of a dog person. I don't think you would want me looking after your kitty.

My printer is broken down - can I borrow yours?



Carleejoan -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/28/2008 11:53:23 PM)

Sure just stop by and print out your stuff. As long as it isn't money you're printing.



I just ate a bunch of junk food. At least it's a balanced diet of chocolate bar and cheese puffs. You really should eat healthy.



Annie64 -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/29/2008 12:53:30 AM)

Okay. If you say so. (Scarfs down chocolate.)

Smile and don't be grumpy.



Carleejoan -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/29/2008 1:29:14 AM)

((((Smiling))))) [sm=redfaced.gif][sm=icon_smile_yikes.gif] Not grumpy just sleepy. Yes really, no really, yes really, no really. I need to get a life. LOL



Do all your chores and make all your phone calls to neglected relatives. Tell you most annoying relative how much you love and admire them.



Annie64 -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/29/2008 1:56:43 AM)

Do I have to be honest? Tell my most annoying relative how much I love and admire them? But what if I don't have any admiration for my most annoying relative? Then should I say the actual amount that I admire them?

Get up and get some exercise!



Carleejoan -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/29/2008 8:33:43 AM)

No I can't I have to eat more junk food.[:D]




Stay away from the computer for a day.



still4gvn -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/29/2008 7:11:01 PM)

[sm=icon_smile_yikes.gif][sm=icon_smile_faint.gif][sm=eek.gif] Did you say AWAY from my laptop? (hugs it)

do a solo at church.



Carleejoan -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/29/2008 9:16:11 PM)

Do you want everyone in church to run out like it was on fire??? I can't my voice is off key.


Go find a person you work with that is hard to love and tell them you love them.[;)]



Annie64 -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/30/2008 12:53:54 AM)

Can't--it's too hard.

Get on a forum where people are talking intelligently about deep theological topics and learn something.



luv2prayzHim -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/30/2008 1:28:14 AM)

And the point in that would be...???


Help me write a best selling children's book so we don't have to work anymore.



Annie64 -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/30/2008 2:49:11 AM)

Can't--yours might be better than mine and cut into it's sales and then I'd have to keep working.

Clean out your closets and donate your old clothes to the poor.



still4gvn -> RE: The Excuse Game! (6/30/2008 11:15:05 AM)

Can't - the cat considers my closet her personal cave and doesn't like anything disturbed in there.

go explain to your boss what's wrong with their management style and personality.



Carleejoan -> RE: The Excuse Game! (7/4/2008 6:53:35 PM)

I can't I don't have a boss right now.


Go dress up in a mascot suit for a fried chicken restaurant.



still4gvn -> RE: The Excuse Game! (7/4/2008 10:55:04 PM)

can't, I'm tall and the outfit makes me look like big bird on Sesame Street.

Go walk around with one of those signs "the end is near"



Carleejoan -> RE: The Excuse Game! (7/4/2008 11:06:35 PM)

I can't because I'm not toothless and I can't grow a long beard.


Go witness to the outlaw biker gangs.



still4gvn -> RE: The Excuse Game! (7/4/2008 11:25:05 PM)

Can't, this is Seattle and it would be politically incorrect to tell someone not to rape and pillage.

Go teach the local possums to cross the street without being hit by cars.



MyCatSmokey2006 -> RE: The Excuse Game! (7/4/2008 11:37:33 PM)

Can't, I don't have time.

Bring me some ice cream.



Carleejoan -> RE: The Excuse Game! (7/4/2008 11:38:06 PM)

Sorry there's no possums in northern Alberta. LOL[sm=wave.gif][sm=flagcanadian.jpg][sm=eek.gif] There are lots of porcupines in southern Alberta who cross the roads at inopportune times.....


Go train a politician not to lie.



MyCatSmokey2006 -> RE: The Excuse Game! (7/4/2008 11:48:59 PM)

Can't, there is no such thing as an honest politician.

Bring me some ice cream.



Annie64 -> RE: The Excuse Game! (7/5/2008 3:37:24 AM)

I ate all the ice cream.

Explain to a local 10-year-old why skateboarding in the street is not a very good idea.



luv2prayzHim -> RE: The Excuse Game! (7/5/2008 12:43:27 PM)

I skateboard in the street all th. . . *splat*


Come swimming with me so we can both get sunburnt.



still4gvn -> RE: The Excuse Game! (7/5/2008 1:13:08 PM)

can't. it's raining and don't know where you live.

Go catch a porcupine and teach it tricks.



Carleejoan -> RE: The Excuse Game! (7/5/2008 1:26:24 PM)

I can't I'm still trying to train the skunk not to spray.



Go visit a lonely but grumpy elderly person in a care home.



still4gvn -> RE: The Excuse Game! (7/5/2008 2:20:02 PM)

lol. good luck on the skunk.

lonely but grumpy. you must mean my Mom. can't visit her today, I'm going shopping.

Go visit my Mom for me while I shop.



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