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DJSfromCleveland -> RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. (6/20/2008 2:40:09 PM)

With all the corny jokes i have on my s.g. videos that i own, all i can say is..... Thank God for my remote control with the Fast Forward![:D]



rkr27504 -> RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. (6/20/2008 2:43:55 PM)

Ok, ok...one last one....this was actually folks from the church....we were taking a break and the church choir was going to sing. Now, I must explain, these were wonderful people and we had a great time. However, these were, how shall we say, VERY "backwoods" type folks. I imagine there were not more than 2 or 3 full sets of teeth among the whole congregation, you get the idea.

Anyway, as the choir sang theor rendition of "Touching Jesus" when it was time for the verse, a gentleman emerged from the midst of the choir to sing the verse solo. He had maybe 2 or 3 teeth total, and could not enunciate his words well at all.

The verse goes, "A woman tried many physicians, yet grew worse so to Jesus she came..."

His poorly enunciated version came out, " A warman tried miny positions..."

It was all we could do on the front pew to keep from passing out trying to hold our laughter in......



LRBB -> RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. (6/20/2008 10:16:15 PM)

If you go to a Kingdom Heirs show it's almost guaranteed that Steve or Kreis French will tell a corny joke. The thing about it is, even though it's corny and you can see the punchline coming a mile away, it's still funny because of the way they deliver it.

Arthur Rice on the other hand, his jokes are just plain corny.



clout -> RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. (6/21/2008 9:35:45 AM)

Back in the late 1940's and early 1950's there was an over the counter medicine that you could buy called Hadacol. Church people used to swear by it until the FDA ruled that it contained over 12% alcohol and had to be sold in liquor stores.

Anyway, in 1951 we sang with a group in the hills of Virginia and the MC of the group said that their pianist had a rooster that was so lazy that all he did was lay in the corner of the barn and sleep. He wouldn't even get up in the morning and crow. So one day the pianist gave the rooster Hadacol and several days later the rooster had to cross its legs to keep from laying eggs.



robertyork -> RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. (6/21/2008 9:49:52 AM)

clout, I was looking for a corny joke from you that you used to tell on stage. Don't remember any of y'alls jokes, maybe you didn't tell any.



clout -> RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. (6/21/2008 9:54:58 AM)

Robert,

We told Indian Jokes.

Indians make fry bread that is deep firied in oil. It looks similar to thick pan pizza.

Someone took an Indian Chief to eat Pizza and when the Chief looked at the Pizza, he exclaimed, "Who threw up on my Pizza".



clout -> RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. (6/21/2008 9:59:45 AM)

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ORIGINAL: clout

Robert,

We told Indian Jokes.

Indians make fry bread that is deep firied in oil. It looks similar to thick pan pizza.

Someone took an Indian Chief to eat Pizza and when the Chief looked at the Pizza, he exclaimed, "Who threw up on my Pizza".


I even forgot the right punch line. The Indian Chief exclaimed, " who threw up on my fry bread".



Billboy -> RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. (6/21/2008 10:55:39 AM)

Last night Ernie said he asked Ryan how to spell "Mississippi". He said Ryan's answer was, "Do you mean the state or the river?" [:D]



tenorsister -> RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. (6/21/2008 11:01:54 AM)

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ORIGINAL: clout

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ORIGINAL: clout

Robert,

We told Indian Jokes.

Indians make fry bread that is deep firied in oil. It looks similar to thick pan pizza.

Someone took an Indian Chief to eat Pizza and when the Chief looked at the Pizza, he exclaimed, "Who threw up on my Pizza".


I even forgot the right punch line. The Indian Chief exclaimed, " who threw up on my fry bread".

[sm=praying.gif]This is FUNNY!!! But it is really funny if you truly know what fry bread is and have had it. Funnier still that I have used fry bread to make fry bread pizza for my kids as well as fry bread tacos.[sm=chef.gif] I better stop....I'm gettin' hungry![:D]



danielmount -> RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. (6/21/2008 1:38:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Billboy

Last night Ernie said he asked Ryan how to spell "Mississippi". He said Ryan's answer was, "Do you mean the state or the river?" [:D]


I hadn't heard that one yet.[:D]



tmarble -> RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. (6/21/2008 2:30:54 PM)

Oh, gosh..........I don't know...........most anything that George used to tell on Glen.....whew! He would have the audience rolling in the seats.......the one about Glen going into Burger King and asking where they were (Asking about the state), and the manager spelling out to him "B-U-R-G-E-R K-I-N-G"....I laughed and cried so hard.......and Jim Hamill...........he could just make somthing up and it would bring the house down........

Now I just cry 'cause I miss 'em so much! But, we'll all see 'em again soon enough!



robertyork -> RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. (6/21/2008 2:35:53 PM)

It ain't corney

tmarble


WELCOME TO THE FORUMS



Darien8869 -> RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. (6/21/2008 4:56:32 PM)

Oh there are so many corny jokes, but the one and only that comes to mind at the moment is when Jeff Easter said his family was so poor that going out for sunday dinner meant going to Kentucky Fried Chicken and licking other peoples fingers.



lordpraiser -> RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. (7/4/2008 6:57:24 PM)

What about the group ( after singing several songs) asks how many in the audiance has never heard them sing before. Then they say where have you been for the past 30 minutes.



LRBB -> RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. (7/5/2008 8:50:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lordpraiser

What about the group ( after singing several songs) asks how many in the audiance has never heard them sing before. Then they say where have you been for the past 30 minutes.

That one reminds me of the one I've seen Dennis Murphy of the Kingdom Heirs do before. He'll ask "how many of you have never heard me sing before" then after the applause he'll ask "now how many are hearing me for the first time." Then he'll say "it sounds about the same to me Steve."



clout -> RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. (7/9/2008 3:44:43 PM)

David Reece tells a story about his family.

We lived down a dirt road in a shack of a house. No inside restrooms. Several sleeping in one bed. No running water.

Just past our house was a mansion, air conditioning, running water, several inside bathrooms, a swimming pool, a tennis court, each child had their own bedroom and new car, the mother and father each had mercedes vehicles, took several vacations each year. When they would drive past our house they would raise dust and it would come into our open windows........but you think they were happy.........

You're darn right they were happy.



levisamjuno -> RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. (7/15/2008 6:43:42 PM)

A couple stories the guys used to tell on me in the group:

"This is the baby of the group. When he came along, we had to do some rearranging on the bus. We had to take out stuff us older people need...like Ben Gay and Icy Hot, and make room for his Legos and Tonka Trucks. He wanted a sandbox...but we told him he could get a sandbox but no cats."

and

"He's the youngest of the group. He's not too much trouble. We make sure anytime we go to the restaurant he gets a coloring book and some crayons, and he's just fine."



lousis -> RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. (7/17/2008 12:26:04 AM)

Charles Novell told two jokes at his Christian Music School in Murray, KY the other night.

What animal do you not play cards with? A cheeta!!

What did the snail say who hitched a ride on a turtle? Wheeee!



pastormiked -> RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. (7/17/2008 9:34:46 AM)

George Younce: "Glen was so poor growing up, they used to go to Kentucky Fried Chicken and lick other people's fingers."
B'ham, Al 96/97



RogerBennett_Fan -> RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. (7/22/2008 4:56:05 PM)

Here's a joke I heard when a group did their CD pitch. They held up their DVD and its companion CD and said, "If you buy both of these you can watch us going down the road and listen to us at home".



Kerrlaw -> RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. (7/22/2008 7:22:07 PM)

I like it when the pitchman says: "Buy our product, take it home and listen to it, and if you are dissatisfied with it...

...just throw it away."[sm=Llol.gif]



deblawson -> RE: Corny Jokes Gospel Singers would tell on stage. (7/24/2008 10:36:11 AM)

On some of the Homecoming videos, Jeff Easter is talking about the security guy at the airport asking him if he has an I.D. and Jeff says "about what?" [:D]



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