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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/22/2008 8:58:21 AM
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Thinly sliced and crispy fried spam with a little warm chocolate drizzled over it does not sound too bad....
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/22/2008 11:08:59 AM
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The names have been left out to protect the innocent..........................or guilty..............
"Loopholes"
A lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom, and he called to his wife. She rushed in and said, "What is it, honey?"
He told her to run and get the bible as soon as possible. Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea. She ran and got it, prepared to read him his favorite verse or something of the sort. He snatched it from her and began quickly scanning pages, his eyes darting right and left.
The wife was curious, so she asked, "What are you doing, honey?"
He shouted "I'm looking for loopholes!"
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/22/2008 7:12:11 PM
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"Loopholes"
A lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom, and he called to his wife. She rushed in and said, "What is it, honey?"
He told her to run and get the bible as soon as possible. Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea. She ran and got it, prepared to read him his favorite verse or something of the sort. He snatched it from her and began quickly scanning pages, his eyes darting right and left.
The wife was curious, so she asked, "What are you doing, honey?"
He shouted "I'm looking for loopholes!"
I could have helped him with that, for a suitable retainer, of course. 
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/22/2008 8:27:57 PM
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If I could eat chocolate I think chocolate covered coffee beans would be my favorite...that sounds just outta' this world delicious...
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/22/2008 8:42:38 PM
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On Reba, Barbara Jean is on jury duty, and it's hilarious.
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/22/2008 9:15:48 PM
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On Reba, Barbara Jean is on jury duty, and it's hilarious.
I love that show...is it still in production or just in reruns?
I love Barbara Jean!
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/22/2008 9:16:06 PM
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Silly me. I meant one time.
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/22/2008 9:18:17 PM
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LOL!
What a difference an "e" makes!
I kept reading your previous post, and thinking, "Huh?!"
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/22/2008 9:19:08 PM
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Smokymtnsanta
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There is a thread that says "Kerrlaw gets the last word". Better print that out and hang it up somewhere. Don't here that too often.
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/22/2008 9:19:34 PM
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Silly me. I meant one time.
Now that you've explained that one...it's even funnier!!!
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/22/2008 9:20:39 PM
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There is a thread that says "Kerrlaw gets the last word". Better print that out and hang it up somewhere. Don't here that too often.
Yep...I saw that and almost choked on my Diet Pepsi....glad that one went away...it was leading down an ugly path!
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