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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/22/2008 9:27:46 PM

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This jury duty thing is a piece of cake. I haven't had to show up on time since the orientation.

Might as well be late, all you miss is the prosecution's evidence.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/22/2008 9:28:02 PM

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There is a thread that says "Kerrlaw gets the last word". Better print that out and hang it up somewhere. Don't here that too often.

That would be a good name for this folder.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/22/2008 9:34:23 PM

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OK keep that in mind for the next thread.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/22/2008 9:34:26 PM

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There is a thread that says "Kerrlaw gets the last word". Better print that out and hang it up somewhere. Don't here that too often.

That would be a good name for this folder.

Well...you have 47 pages left before another thread or you could rename this one!

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/22/2008 9:46:33 PM

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Mike, has Cindy recovered from your visitors?

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/22/2008 9:48:10 PM

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Mike, has Cindy recovered from your visitors?

Better question, has Kerr recovered from the visit. Mrs. K can handle it.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/22/2008 9:58:51 PM

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Yes, you are probably right.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/22/2008 11:56:22 PM

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Chocolate covered Spam? No Way!

Chocolate covered coffee beans? Maybe.

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream? Oh yeah, that would be like heaven on earth, since I love the stuff!

Wait a minute, didn't God say, not to love the world or the things in it? I guess I'll just have to settle for choking down some Chocolate Covered Ants!

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 12:26:06 AM

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If you need any help, just let me know...

Hey...I thought I read something about rectal thermometers in the TOS...

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 7:20:32 AM

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If it isn't TOS, it should be.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 7:32:27 AM

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If it isn't TOS, it should be.

Amen to that sista!

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 10:53:13 AM

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Mike, has Cindy recovered from your visitors?

Better question, has Kerr recovered from the visit. Mrs. K can handle it.

I'm not very maternal.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 10:55:51 AM

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If you need any help, just let me know...

Hey...I thought I read something about rectal thermometers in the TOS...

Is that what they call it where you live?

You will be hearing more than usual from me today.

Bathfitters is here re-doing a bathroom and Mrs. K is at a seminar. So, like unto qtman, I am giving myself a day off.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 11:50:11 AM

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Rectal Thermometers?????

My My what topics we discuss on here!

Giving your self a day off...what is up with you and Sam...I thought only doctors took Wednesdays off!!!

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 11:57:42 AM

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Phosy posted about (can't remember the thread) some literature that came with the Johnson and Johnson rectal thermometer saying that it had been "tested and sanitized", or something like that.

Which leads one to speculate whether the worse job would be tester, testee, or sanitizer?

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 12:15:54 PM

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Phosy posted about (can't remember the thread) some literature that came with the Johnson and Johnson rectal thermometer saying that it had been "tested and sanitized", or something like that.

Which leads one to speculate whether the worse job would be tester, testee, or sanitizer?

Considering I've done the tester and sanitizer jobs as a nurse...I would say the testee job would be the worse!!!

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 12:28:54 PM

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I just wanted to point out that I did not bring the thermometer discussion into this thread...

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 12:35:07 PM

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There is a thread that says "Kerrlaw gets the last word". Better print that out and hang it up somewhere. Don't here that too often.

That would be a good name for this folder.

Well...you have 47 pages left before another thread or you could rename this one!

I meant the whole SG folder.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 12:36:07 PM

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I just wanted to point out that I did not bring the thermometer discussion into this thread...

We will give cranky credit for that.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 12:37:33 PM

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See... Sometimes it ISN'T my fault...

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 12:43:19 PM

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Y'all know the difference in a rectal and oral thermometer...???

The taste!

(sorry, i just had to post it)

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 12:49:13 PM

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No, you didn't. (though you are going to fit in well here).

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 12:53:33 PM

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You have the weirdest friends, Kerrlaw.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 12:57:45 PM

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You have the weirdest friends, Kerrlaw.

And I consider you one of my best friends.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/23/2008 1:00:03 PM

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Y'all know the difference in a rectal and oral thermometer...???

The taste!

(sorry, i just had to post it)

UUUUGGHHHH!!!

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