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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 12:34:37 PM   
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So Kerr, you are not #1 anymore????????

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 1:16:15 PM   
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Is this a good place to put something for Ps103????


'Cause I just saw THIS

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 1:20:10 PM   
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ROFLOL!!!

Lioness; THAT's funny!











Counsellor, I'm getting ready to log off, but wanted to come by and say hey.





Hey.




There; I've said.





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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 2:32:37 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Smokymtnsanta

So Kerr, you are not #1 anymore????????

Poor Kerr, demoted. Most people understand the difference between promoted and demoted. I'm new on here....did someone say Kerr is a lawyer???? (I think I've done it now!)

Janis

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 2:35:54 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw

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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

Kerr, just go to your profile, edit your name (by clicking 'change login') and click apply and you should be good to go. No lost posts or nuthin'.


Thank you, O wise Lion.

(It's on your furry head if it doesn't work)


Clearly, it worked! You are now Kerrlaw (the great one)!

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 3:57:03 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Smokymtnsanta

So Kerr, you are not #1 anymore????????



Mrs. Kerrlaw has always been No. 1.

Since there is only one Kerrlaw, I thought the "1" was superfluous, and the new handle is more in keeping with my new minimalist attitude.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 4:18:48 PM   
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Hi Kerrlaw!

Just dropping by to say hello.

You know this is my favorite thread!

BTW, did I already tell you about my guitar? I tried to buy the black one, but the company isn't taking new orders until January because they are so much in demand. So, I wait.

Here is a court blooper for you to laugh at:

Q. What is your brother-in-law's name?
A. Borofkin.
Q. What's his first name?
A. I can't remember.
Q. He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember
his first name?
A. No. I tell you I'm too excited. (Rising from the witness chair
and pointing to Mr. Borofkin.) Nathan, for [] sake, tell them
your first name!

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 4:22:37 PM   
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Here is another one:

Q. What is your name?
A. Ernestine McDowell.
Q. And what is your marital status?
A. Fair.




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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 4:24:03 PM   
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HA HA These are fun.

Q. Were you acquainted with the deceased?
A. Yes, sir.
Q. Before or after he died?

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 4:25:05 PM   
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Ok, ok, one more, and then I'll stop hogging your thread.

Q. What happened then?
A. He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can
identify me."
Q. Did he kill you?
A. No.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 4:25:09 PM   
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Hi Kerrlaw!

You know this is my favorite thread!





(bookmarked)

That is a funny blooper, I can just see the guy doing it.



My favorite:

Attorney: "Was Mr. smith shot in the fracas?"

Witness: "Just above it."

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 4:26:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: crankius

Ok, ok, one more, and then I'll stop hogging your thread.

Q. What happened then?
A. He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can
identify me."
Q. Did he kill you?
A. No.

That one made me laugh!

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 4:30:49 PM   
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Have I ever told you about the attorney who took me to the school board when I was teaching?

Nice fella.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 4:33:49 PM   
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Attorney: "Was Mr. smith shot in the fracas?"

Witness: "Just above it."


That's funny.

This one is similar:

Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?
A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 4:33:58 PM   
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ORIGINAL: crankius

Have I ever told you about the attorney who took me to the school board when I was teaching?

Nice fella.


Was that a dance...like Teen Board?

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 4:38:31 PM   
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Ha, no, not a dance.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 5:01:01 PM   
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Please pardon my interupting y'all's dance . . .



. . . Y'all, I have two questions, please.

Please click on the links in my siggy; I'm at a standstill as to what to do.

Thanks.



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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 8:05:07 PM   
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Sure wish I could help. But I know nothing about that stuff! Sorry!

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 8:26:02 PM   
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That's ok, Donna. Thanks for looking!

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 9:21:36 PM   
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Sharon-Marie, I'm afraid I don't know anything about either question.
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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 9:23:29 PM   
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Well like everything discussed on these threads I know everything about it S-M. But I am having a terrible problem with recalling any of it.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 10:17:42 PM   
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One of Kerr's favorite restaurants in Knoxville got a low score in the health report this week. Not sure if they have more than one location and missed the address of this one. Maybe it is not the one Kerr goes to.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 10:20:33 PM   
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Sharon-Marie,

I can't help you at all. Sorry!

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 10:22:38 PM   
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One of Kerr's favorite restaurants in Knoxville got a low score in the health report this week. Not sure if they have more than one location and missed the address of this one. Maybe it is not the one Kerr goes to.


I thought I heard that Texas Roadhouse got a low score.

That doesn't bother me. Like my Mamaw said, we all have to eat a peck of dirt in our lifetime.

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RE: Kerrlaw Takes the Stand - 7/31/2008 10:27:31 PM   
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They always have 2 or 3 low scores. Only caught the one about Mimi's.

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