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PhunkD -> The TRUTH about BARACK OBAMA (6/20/2008 10:01:35 AM)

There are many things people do not know about BARACK OBAMA. It is every American’s PATRIOTIC DUTY to read this message and pass it along to all of their friends and loved ones.

Barack Obama is a PATRIOTIC AMERICAN. He has one HAND over his HEART at all times. He occasionally switches when one arm gets tired, which is almost never because he is STRONG.

Barack Obama wears a FLAG PIN at all times, even in the shower. One time he DROPPED THE PIN down the drain, and he PATRIOTICALLY disassembled his entire plumbing to retrieve it.

Barack Obama says the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE every time he sees an American flag, and he has an American flag in EVERY ROOM in his house. Some days it takes him OVER 45 MINUTES to get out of his house. He also ends every sentence by saying, “WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.” On the INTERNET there is video of Obama quietly mouthing the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE in his sleep.

Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE tattooed on his stomach. It’s upside-down, so he can read it while doing sit-ups. He does FIFTY SITUPS every morning, which is the same number as OUR FOUNDING FATHERS did to commemorate our FIFTY STATES.

Barack Obama take his daughters HUNTING every weekend — HUNTING LIBERALS, that is. Liberals are ALWAYS IN SEASON.

Barack Obama is a DEVOUT CHRISTIAN. His favorite book is the BIBLE, which he has memorized. His name means HE WHO LOVES JESUS in the ancient language of Aramaic, which is the language JESUS SPOKE before he learned English. He is PROUD that Jesus was an American.

Barack Obama goes to church every morning. He goes to church every afternoon. He goes to church every evening. He is IN CHURCH RIGHT NOW. If elected, he has pledged to build a MEGACHURCH inside AIR FORCE ONE.

Barack Obama’s skin is the color of AMERICAN SOIL. His blood is the color of the AMERICAN FLAG. His fingernails are the color of APPLE PIE. He rubs AMERICAN SOIL on his chest every 20 minutes, then cleanses himself with HOLY WATER.

Barack Obama buys only AMERICAN GOODS. His sole possessions are a FORD PICK-UP TRUCK, a GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL, and HALF THE STATE OF MONTANA. He drinks only APPALACHIAN MOONSHINE, eats only FREEDOM FRIES, and travels exclusively by JOHN DEERE TRACTOR.

PLEASE FORWARD THIS EMAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW! SPREAD THE TRUTH ABOUT BARACK OBAMA!!!!!

[source: slate.com and then improved upon]




Peter_Gunn -> RE: The TRUTH about BARACK OBAMA (6/20/2008 2:02:45 PM)

Hahahahahahahaha!

Thank you for the best laugh I've had in weeks!

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EStan -> RE: The TRUTH about BARACK OBAMA (6/20/2008 5:44:35 PM)

a story like this has GOT to be true.




ljmac -> RE: The TRUTH about BARACK OBAMA (6/21/2008 12:21:01 AM)

Here is a picture of H. Clinton, Gov. Richardson, B. Obama and an unidentified woman standing during the National Anthem. We now have proof that BHO stands during the anthem. He loves his country. The problem is all the others have their hands over their hearts. BO has his hands folded in front below the belt.

Hey BO, you're supposed to fake it!




Sophie11 -> RE: The TRUTH about BARACK OBAMA (6/21/2008 12:46:27 AM)

[:D][:D][:D] That is pretty good! [:D][:D][:D]




saved9201 -> RE: The TRUTH about BARACK OBAMA (6/21/2008 1:24:38 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ljmac

Here is a picture of H. Clinton, Gov. Richardson, B. Obama and an unidentified woman standing during the National Anthem. We now have proof that BHO stands during the anthem. He loves his country. The problem is all the others have their hands over their hearts. BO has his hands folded in front below the belt.

Hey BO, you're supposed to fake it!


While we're doing show and tell, here's some more photos:

George H.W. Bush during the anthem

Hey Dubya, where's your heart?

I found other photos of Obama with his hand over his heart during other ceremonies, including when he led the pledge of allegiance during the openng of a congressional session. You want those links, I'll provide them too. His explanation: He said he was taught that during the pledge, you place your hand over your heart, during the national anthem, you sing.

The official "code" does say those not in uniform should face the closest flag and place the hand over the heart when the first note is played. In the photo of Obama, Clinton and Richardson, considering there is a huge flag behind them apparently all on stage are unpatriotic since none are facing the flag.

- Julius




TaoPoohBear -> RE: The TRUTH about BARACK OBAMA (6/21/2008 12:29:50 PM)

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Former GOP presidential contender Mike Huckabee called Barack Obama's candidacy "a landmark achievement" Tuesday, and warned fellow Republicans not to demonize Obama.

"Republicans will make a fundamental if not fatal mistake if they seek to win the election by demonizing Barack Obama," Huckabee told reporters


By the way, ordained Southern Baptist minister Huckabee said this.




saved9201 -> RE: The TRUTH about BARACK OBAMA (6/21/2008 12:50:53 PM)

ORIGINAL: TaoPoohBear

quote:

Former GOP presidential contender Mike Huckabee called Barack Obama's candidacy "a landmark achievement" Tuesday, and warned fellow Republicans not to demonize Obama.

"Republicans will make a fundamental if not fatal mistake if they seek to win the election by demonizing Barack Obama," Huckabee told reporters


Huckabee should have been the nominee.
Someone said the GOP is a very "orderly" party. When it's your turn to run, it's your turn. Reagan, H.W. Bush, Dole - all had to wait their turn (I think Dubya must've skipped line). Now it's McCain's turn. Maybe next time it will be Hucks turn.

-Julius




TaoPoohBear -> RE: The TRUTH about BARACK OBAMA (6/21/2008 1:35:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: saved9201

ORIGINAL: TaoPoohBear

quote:

Former GOP presidential contender Mike Huckabee called Barack Obama's candidacy "a landmark achievement" Tuesday, and warned fellow Republicans not to demonize Obama.

"Republicans will make a fundamental if not fatal mistake if they seek to win the election by demonizing Barack Obama," Huckabee told reporters


Huckabee should have been the nominee.
Someone said the GOP is a very "orderly" party. When it's your turn to run, it's your turn. Reagan, H.W. Bush, Dole - all had to wait their turn (I think Dubya must've skipped line). Now it's McCain's turn. Maybe next time it will be Hucks turn.

-Julius

Huck's a good man, politic's a dirty business.
He never had a chance.
Darn shame too.




Sophie11 -> RE: The TRUTH about BARACK OBAMA (6/21/2008 1:45:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TaoPoohBear

quote:

ORIGINAL: saved9201

ORIGINAL: TaoPoohBear

quote:

Former GOP presidential contender Mike Huckabee called Barack Obama's candidacy "a landmark achievement" Tuesday, and warned fellow Republicans not to demonize Obama.

"Republicans will make a fundamental if not fatal mistake if they seek to win the election by demonizing Barack Obama," Huckabee told reporters


Huckabee should have been the nominee.
Someone said the GOP is a very "orderly" party. When it's your turn to run, it's your turn. Reagan, H.W. Bush, Dole - all had to wait their turn (I think Dubya must've skipped line). Now it's McCain's turn. Maybe next time it will be Hucks turn.

-Julius

Huck's a good man, politic's a dirty business.
He never had a chance.
Darn shame too.


Yes it is. I never even got a chance to have a say in it either because he had already dropped out of the primaries before my state held theirs. This is one major issue that I think needs to be corrected in our election process. If the primaries were all held on one day, then that would give everyone a fair chance to vote for who they want to to run without having the media hype only the "leading" candidate from whatever state last held their primary.




Stronger2day -> RE: The TRUTH about BARACK OBAMA (6/23/2008 6:33:37 PM)

Oh! I now know who I am voting for! If Versace is now inspired by him, COUNT ME IN! [:'(]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,370410,00.html




Evangel70 -> RE: The TRUTH about BARACK OBAMA (6/23/2008 9:32:00 PM)

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Huck's a good man, politic's a dirty business.
He never had a chance.
Darn shame too.


This is why I continue to argue that there is no way a true "Christian" can ever get elected unless he/she is willing to compromise the integrity of their faith.

One has to be willing to stoop to pretty low levels in order to get elected in the current political climate and it would be difficult, if not impossible, to be Christ-like while being swift-boated by your competition.




Dragonnie -> RE: The TRUTH about BARACK OBAMA (6/24/2008 3:07:29 AM)

obama and hillary spent all this time bashing each other and scratching each other's eyes out, and now suddenly hillary is "an outstanding public servant" according to obama.




Sophie11 -> RE: The TRUTH about BARACK OBAMA (6/24/2008 11:19:25 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Dragonnie

obama and hillary spent all this time bashing each other and scratching each other's eyes out, and now suddenly hillary is "an outstanding public servant" according to obama.


The politicians ALL do this. With each election cycle, the name-calling and reputation-smearing gets to such a degree that you can hardly bear listening to one more comment. Everyone gets their shorts in a bunch about the "lies" that everyone is spreading, and then in the end the politicians all make up and get along while the rest of us continue to hate each other over it. All you can do anymore is laugh at them.




GroupW -> RE: The TRUTH about BARACK OBAMA (6/24/2008 12:06:06 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Dragonnie

obama and hillary spent all this time bashing each other and scratching each other's eyes out, and now suddenly hillary is "an outstanding public servant" according to obama.


LOL - welcome to politics American-style. You can be a goat in the morning and Goliath by mid-afternoon.




ljmac -> RE: The TRUTH about BARACK OBAMA (6/24/2008 3:18:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: saved9201

quote:

ORIGINAL: ljmac

Here is a picture of H. Clinton, Gov. Richardson, B. Obama and an unidentified woman standing during the National Anthem. We now have proof that BHO stands during the anthem. He loves his country. The problem is all the others have their hands over their hearts. BO has his hands folded in front below the belt.

Hey BO, you're supposed to fake it!


While we're doing show and tell, here's some more photos:

George H.W. Bush during the anthem

Hey Dubya, where's your heart?

I found other photos of Obama with his hand over his heart during other ceremonies, including when he led the pledge of allegiance during the openng of a congressional session. You want those links, I'll provide them too. His explanation: He said he was taught that during the pledge, you place your hand over your heart, during the national anthem, you sing.

The official "code" does say those not in uniform should face the closest flag and place the hand over the heart when the first note is played. In the photo of Obama, Clinton and Richardson, considering there is a huge flag behind them apparently all on stage are unpatriotic since none are facing the flag.

- Julius


You're missing the big picture, show but no tell.

BHO followed an anti-American who said, "God d*** America."

He was mentored by an America hater who said America created AIDS to kill black people.

He went to a church that had lots of anti-American slime coming from the pulpit. They actually brought in guest speakers to say nasty things about America as if their home grown anti-Americanism wasn't enough.

He has a fundraiser and friend who once tried to blow up the Pentagon.

His wife couldn't find a reason to be a proud American.

He has been tremendously cheap when giving to needy Americans.

He thought Memorial Day was for the living.




TorchHeart -> RE: The TRUTH about BARACK OBAMA (6/24/2008 3:36:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ljmac

quote:

ORIGINAL: saved9201

quote:

ORIGINAL: ljmac

Here is a picture of H. Clinton, Gov. Richardson, B. Obama and an unidentified woman standing during the National Anthem. We now have proof that BHO stands during the anthem. He loves his country. The problem is all the others have their hands over their hearts. BO has his hands folded in front below the belt.

Hey BO, you're supposed to fake it!


While we're doing show and tell, here's some more photos:

George H.W. Bush during the anthem

Hey Dubya, where's your heart?

I found other photos of Obama with his hand over his heart during other ceremonies, including when he led the pledge of allegiance during the openng of a congressional session. You want those links, I'll provide them too. His explanation: He said he was taught that during the pledge, you place your hand over your heart, during the national anthem, you sing.

The official "code" does say those not in uniform should face the closest flag and place the hand over the heart when the first note is played. In the photo of Obama, Clinton and Richardson, considering there is a huge flag behind them apparently all on stage are unpatriotic since none are facing the flag.

- Julius


You're missing the big picture, show but no tell.

BHO followed an anti-American who said, "God d*** America."

He was mentored by an America hater who said America created AIDS to kill black people.

He went to a church that had lots of anti-American slime coming from the pulpit. They actually brought in guest speakers to say nasty things about America as if their home grown anti-Americanism wasn't enough.

He has a fundraiser and friend who once tried to blow up the Pentagon.

His wife couldn't find a reason to be a proud American.

He has been tremendously cheap when giving to needy Americans.

He thought Memorial Day was for the living.


When you're done with this fairy tail, can you read "Hansel & Gretel" to me? I always loved that one.


Seriously, gang. How did we go from a great, humorous politcal post (BTW: Props to PhunkD for finding that and posting it. I needed a good laugh), to this?




TorchHeart -> RE: The TRUTH about BARACK OBAMA (6/24/2008 3:39:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TaoPoohBear

Huck's a good man, politic's a dirty business.
He never had a chance.
Darn shame too.


Huckabee had some good policies for small business and trying to help get things going for the middle class. Correct me if I'm wrong, though (and I seriously might be on this), but wasn't he talking at one time about re-writing parts of the Constitution to make it fit more with his religious beliefs?




lightshineon -> RE: The TRUTH about BARACK OBAMA (6/25/2008 10:30:09 AM)

I want to know the truth why his lips are purple. ( This is not a AA feature) it looks like a lack of oxygen, a medical problem. Do you have the truth on BO and his lip color. He is young to have purple lips.[sm=sadquestion.gif]




WesP -> RE: The TRUTH about BARACK OBAMA (6/25/2008 11:23:29 AM)

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ORIGINAL: lightshineon

I want to know the truth why his lips are purple. ( This is not a AA feature) it looks like a lack of oxygen, a medical problem. Do you have the truth on BO and his lip color. He is young to have purple lips.[sm=sadquestion.gif]


Because he flaps his gums so much they are bruised. [;)]




Sophie11 -> RE: The TRUTH about BARACK OBAMA (6/25/2008 11:41:42 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: WesP

quote:

ORIGINAL: lightshineon

I want to know the truth why his lips are purple. ( This is not a AA feature) it looks like a lack of oxygen, a medical problem. Do you have the truth on BO and his lip color. He is young to have purple lips.[sm=sadquestion.gif]


Because he flaps his gums so much they are bruised. [;)]


LOL! [:D]




davemiller7 -> RE: The TRUTH about BARACK OBAMA (6/25/2008 4:23:40 PM)

Thanx for the laugh, PhunkD. I needed that.
-Dave




coffeeusa -> RE: The TRUTH about BARACK OBAMA (6/25/2008 6:58:35 PM)

The issue that most people of fatith have with Senator Obama is his party platform-especially abortion. How could anyone even think of supporting any party that does not vocally denounce abortion and partial birth abortion
As I work with at-risk high schoolers, and see the many abortions of these young students, it so saddens me. I have shared with many students, to think about this choice as they cannot go back. I do not use hell and damnation tactics as I am not God. Yet Chrisitanity is doing what is best for God's children.
Psalm 139:13 For you created my inmost being; you knit me together in my mother's womb.
15 My frame was not hidden from you when I was made in the secret place.
Do what is best for our chilred, country, Chrisitians, and Sentor Obama-he should not be the leader of this great country if he supprts the Liberal platform
That is the main reason I am voting for John McCain Please register if you are not.
PS I am not happy with Republicans who vote pro-choice.




lightshineon -> RE: The TRUTH about BARACK OBAMA (6/25/2008 9:57:09 PM)

Wes, who knew you are a genuis. The obama lip mystery is solved. Really he is a handsome guy, though those lips are unusual, I think I had lipstick that color once.
quote:

ORIGINAL: Sophie11

quote:

ORIGINAL: WesP

quote:

ORIGINAL: lightshineon

I want to know the truth why his lips are purple. ( This is not a AA feature) it looks like a lack of oxygen, a medical problem. Do you have the truth on BO and his lip color. He is young to have purple lips.[sm=sadquestion.gif]


Because he flaps his gums so much they are bruised. [;)]


LOL! [:D]




davemiller7 -> RE: The TRUTH about BARACK OBAMA (6/26/2008 10:50:21 AM)

I thought it was from drinking the socialist grape Kool Aid. [:D]
-Dave

quote:

ORIGINAL: WesP

quote:

ORIGINAL: lightshineon

I want to know the truth why his lips are purple. ( This is not a AA feature) it looks like a lack of oxygen, a medical problem. Do you have the truth on BO and his lip color. He is young to have purple lips.[sm=sadquestion.gif]


Because he flaps his gums so much they are bruised. [;)]




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