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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/10/2008 1:19:54 PM
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jesuschick247
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Smile sweetly as his mother drops him off and then duct tape him to a chair!
How do I get everyone to believe I am a very intelligent person?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/10/2008 1:40:40 PM
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PopsiLufsJesus
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That's obvious. Stop talking! *has the jokes
How do I convince my friend to play Skipbo with me?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/10/2008 1:54:33 PM
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jesuschick247
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Start making sad and adorable faces at them!
How do I decide what to wear to church tonight?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/10/2008 2:25:01 PM
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PopsiLufsJesus
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I say you go in the clothes you were born in!
How do I find the missing tylenol. It is like MIA and my bestie needs it ASAP!
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/10/2008 2:52:42 PM
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jesuschick247
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Stand on your head, it helps the blood flow to your brain, thus making you think better!
How should I ask the guy I like to go to dinner with me and my friends tonight after church?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/10/2008 3:24:12 PM
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PopsiLufsJesus
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You should be like, "Yo singing boy, hang n chow sum grub with me and my homies."
How should I drink my Green Tea with Citrus?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/10/2008 4:44:45 PM
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Neither You should dye it purple with orange polka dots.
How do I convince my MIL to be nice?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/10/2008 4:50:43 PM
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PopsiLufsJesus
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Run over her with your car!
How do I convince someone that they are worth more than they think they are?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/10/2008 4:59:30 PM
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jesuschick247
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Write them a book!
How do I find the right person to marry?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/10/2008 5:27:41 PM
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PopsiLufsJesus
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Ask Singing Boy to the church and kneel and propose!
How do I make Christmas Ornaments?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/10/2008 5:33:08 PM
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Ask Singing Boy to the church and kneel and propose!
Very funny!! LOL!
You take and hang what every you can find all over the tree!
How do I go rock climbing without getting hurt?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/10/2008 6:04:03 PM
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PopsiLufsJesus
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You where stiletto shoes while climbing.
How do I talk to the Pastor tonight before going to work with the children?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/10/2008 6:05:19 PM
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In the most loud and annoying tone you can use!!!
What should I say to Singing Boy when I see him tonight?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/10/2008 6:06:44 PM
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PopsiLufsJesus
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I love you. Will you marry me? We can have seven kids naturally and then adopt 7 more!
Should I join the choir at the church?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/10/2008 6:21:32 PM
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PopsiLufsJesus
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Pulled up, yay
Should I skip out on the children to listen to the Pastor's sermon?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/10/2008 11:21:50 PM
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Yes, and give them scissors and matches to keep them occupied.
I have to get up early. Any ideas to help me?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/10/2008 11:22:54 PM
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PopsiLufsJesus
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set many alarm clocks at all hours of the night and get up each time one goes off
How do I successfully floss my teeth?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/12/2008 11:15:33 PM
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Kerrlaw
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Unravel some steel wool and use that. Lasts much longer.
What is the best way to defrost the small refrigerator in my office?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/12/2008 11:25:05 PM
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PopsiLufsJesus
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Boil some water on the stove and throw it in!
How do I find a new song that I really, really, really, like?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/15/2008 12:13:44 PM
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still4gvn
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keep listening to the radio 24/7.
how do we keep the birds from eating all the seeds off the lawn again?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/19/2008 9:48:05 AM
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bettymackII
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Pretend the birds aren't there. Using some positive thinking... 
How to get stubborn oil stains off a parking lot?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/19/2008 3:22:25 PM
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still4gvn
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just pour oil all over the rest of the lot so it'll all match.
how can I get rich quick?
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