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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/15/2008 12:11:21 AM
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Kerrlaw
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Stand on your head.
I need to get up extra early tomorrow. Any ideas?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/15/2008 2:33:24 PM
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still4gvn
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Stay up all night watching the Olympics. You'll be there awake on time.
How can I get more excitement in my life?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/16/2008 9:08:35 AM
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GodIsAmazing08
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Get a great job, Do really good, then blow it all by calling your boss a jerk. If you can't get fired that way, then run away, get married(unless you already are, then have about 20 kids), live in Australia for a year, and write him a letter that says "You're still a jerk." If that doesn't work, disappear from the face of the earth, and live underwater in a submarine, like the Nautilus. Don't forget to bring along your spouse and 20 kids.
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/16/2008 9:22:52 AM
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mrsrevbob
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wrap the parts that don't in elastic and superglue metal bands to the parts that do.
How do you get a toddler to stop making irritating noises in the grocery store when the parents refuse to quiet them down?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/16/2008 1:08:49 PM
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still4gvn
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GodisA: LOL. Glad I'm married, retired and too old to have more kids - doing all that would tire me out. But going to Australia sounds real fun.
MrsRev: ?? superglue what?
Just yell "fire!" and they'll get the toddlers out of there.
It's too hot this week. Should I switch to a church that has A/C?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/22/2008 9:03:55 PM
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still4gvn
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Get the invisible man to look for your invisible cat. Or walk around opening a can of tuna - works on my cat.
I have some time. Should I clean the car, the fridge or play sudoku?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/26/2008 5:33:18 PM
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GodIsAmazing08
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None of them. Post on here!
What if I can't find the invisible man?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/26/2008 8:03:33 PM
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still4gvn
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just have the invisible woman locate him.
I'd like to take a college course. what should I study?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/26/2008 9:02:13 PM
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Carleejoan
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You could take a course in Russian or Chinese then be a receptionist that answers the phone in either language!
I would like to know what I could take at college that I would like to do.
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/26/2008 11:17:18 PM
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sisrev
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Take all of the classes in the things that you don't like to do, then what's left will be the ones that you would like to do.
I'm aggravated at my husband right now. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/27/2008 11:11:12 AM
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Carleejoan
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Go get his shaving cream and decorate his car with it, then run around the house screaming "The End is Near!"
What should I do with all the apples in my trees?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/27/2008 12:26:10 PM
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still4gvn
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throw them at passing cars and give Sisrev some to throw at her husband.
I keep insulting people by being too direct, but don't realize it till afterwards. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/27/2008 3:01:37 PM
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sisrev
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Make up your mind to insult them from the get-go, then you won't have to wait until afterwords to realize it.
I can't seem to get motivated to accomplish anything today, what should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/27/2008 6:12:09 PM
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GodIsAmazing08
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Don't do anything.
I'm bored. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/28/2008 10:40:13 AM
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still4gvn
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play Russian roulette and bungee jump.
How do I get dh out of bed so he'll make the coffee?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/28/2008 10:12:52 PM
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Carleejoan
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Clang a pot over his head and then put shaving cream on his hand and tickle his nose with a feather, then make sure you have your car running so you can hop in and take off.
How do get motivated to organize my house more?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/29/2008 1:13:24 PM
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still4gvn
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Send out invites to a whole lot of people for a party at your house in 2 weeks. (that's about the only thing that works for me)
how do I get someone else to come over and clean my house?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/29/2008 9:00:56 PM
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Hisjoy
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Growl at it.
What should I do on the weekend?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/30/2008 12:23:52 PM
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still4gvn
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spend the day at the beach making crank calls from your cell phone
how can I stop snoring at night?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/31/2008 12:09:01 PM
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still4gvn
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just stay dirty
me and dh are on dif sides politically. how do we decide what signs to put up in the yard?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/31/2008 2:24:13 PM
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still4gvn
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outside in a shower of course.
but we like to put up signs.
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 
Good thing it's bad advice. I'm not old enough to get married. So I for one wouldn't do it. And I'm guessing DO NOT call ur boss a jerk. duh. 
