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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 8/31/2008 4:42:39 PM   
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a baby shower outside?

What election sign should still4gvn put up?


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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/3/2008 12:18:13 PM   
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"I will work for food" sign.






Should I dust or vacuum my carpet first?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/3/2008 3:55:47 PM   
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that must be a sign for McCain after he loses the presidency

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/4/2008 8:23:41 PM   
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ORIGINAL: bettymackII

"I will work for food" sign.

Should I dust or vacuum my carpet first?


Neither--just push all of dust off the furniture onto the carpet, then just grind it all in with your feet so it doesn't show.

I can't bring myself to get out of bed in mornings, what should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/4/2008 8:27:33 PM   
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stay in bed, being awake is overrated.

I have a sore tooth, what should I do for release of pain?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/4/2008 8:42:45 PM   
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Cut off your toe, you won't notice the pain in your tooth so much.

Should I get dressed before or after I take my shower?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/4/2008 10:01:59 PM   
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after, silly

Should I take up clowning as a form of living?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/5/2008 5:34:27 PM   
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no. learn to do the high wire acrabotics - the costumes are prettier.

What should I make with the apples off our tree?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/5/2008 6:04:24 PM   
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apple pie to be eaten with vanilla ice cream and caramel of course

what should I wear to go to the movies with a guy?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/6/2008 12:08:00 AM   
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Hot pants and a tank top. Your fashion sense will earn his resect.

How should I wake up Mrs. Kerrlaw, who has fallen asleep on the couch?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/6/2008 12:15:38 AM   
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with a gentle kiss or you could pour water over her head...

How should I ask for an interview over the phone tomorrow?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/6/2008 12:16:50 AM   
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Pour some sweet ice tea down her gullet. And then run.

How can I convince cat to help with housework?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/6/2008 12:52:38 AM   
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If you mean the cat up there in your avy, it's not gonna happen. He's been sitting there for a loooooooooong time now. (By the way, i'm totally for SWEET iced tea. There's absolutely no other way to have it!!)

I need help with my geometry homework.

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/6/2008 1:01:53 AM   
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Copy someone else's homework.

I want to make meatloaf for dinner tomorrow. Any suggestions?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/6/2008 1:36:05 PM   
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??? meat always loafs. I mean, cows and chickens walk around, but once they are dead and just meat, all they can do is lay there loafing.

I was in bed with the flu a week and lost my stamina. How can I get back in shape?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/6/2008 3:56:25 PM   
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Eat plenty of fried chicken and drink Sunny D!

I just called the place that was hiring and no one answered the phone, should I assume they are closed?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/8/2008 12:23:26 PM   
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no. their phones just aren't working. go there. if the door is locked, just crawl in through the window. you need to show initiative to get the job.

Cat gets an upset stomach eating weeds, but comes inside to throw up. what should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/9/2008 2:55:21 PM   
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ok, cat is ok now.

what can I make for snacks for Bible Study tonight?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/9/2008 5:03:31 PM   
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you could set out doggy treats

what should I do to get rid of my frizz?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/10/2008 11:16:12 AM   
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Stick your head in a paper bag!

What should I do to help me fall asleep better at night?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/10/2008 11:32:17 AM   
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put milk on the porch in the morning and drink it at 9 o'clock

What should I do to solve this sudden hunger problem I am having?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/10/2008 11:59:03 AM   
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You should eat some dog food!

How can I learn to talk less?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/10/2008 12:16:12 PM   
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Carry a dirty sock around with you and force yourself to shove it in your mouth when you find yourself talking too much!

How do I convince my friend that she does indeed hear from God?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/10/2008 12:19:15 PM   
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Hit her over the head with a Bible!

How do I learn to play the guitar better?

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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 9/10/2008 12:20:28 PM   
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Play upside down and backwards. It is much easier!

How do I control the little brat of a student that I might have in my class at church tonight? *acts all innocent

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