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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/1/2008 2:50:44 PM
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Above_All
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I just totally think that bell bottoms should be back in style.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/1/2008 2:52:25 PM
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WaitingforBoaz
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What is the best way to find a man???
Put a want ad in the paper. The headline should should say something like:
"Desparatley Seeking Someone Desparately Seeking"
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/1/2008 3:11:14 PM
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mutinywxgirl
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(just have to say that many of these are MUCH better than I expected - Ed, I about choked when I read the pocket protector! I have one from MIT!)
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/1/2008 3:52:25 PM
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shemaromans
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What is the best way to find a man???
I've always heard that a "pin the tail on the donkey" approach is most successful. Blindfold yourself, turn in a circle several times, then marry the first man that you touch. What could go wrong with that?
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/1/2008 7:34:38 PM
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Prairiehiker
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What is the best way to find a man???
First you have to decide what kind of man you're looking for.
If you're a gold digger and looking for someone rich and perhaps, not too long of a life left, go hang out at senior's home, or geriatric wards. Volunteer there and find out who's got a lot of dough and when they are expected to, you know, go home to meet the lord.
For the outdoorsy type, try the trailer park.
If you're looking for the sporty ones, hang out at the football/baseball games. If you don't hook up with the players, then try wearing cheerleader outfits.
For the smart ones, check out the chess conventions.
For Christian men, I dont' know. There just doesn't seem to be any singles around that are my age.
For the
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/1/2008 10:11:12 PM
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saraimay75
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What should I do with this one million dollars I won?
Gamble it away in Las Vegas. If you keep winning keep gambling till you have nothing. Get drunk while your at it. I suggest some form of Poker, mixed in with slot machines and a hand or two or three or more of Blackjack. And mean NOTHING so you can't afford a plane trip home. Therefore you have to spend your days homeless in the 100+ heat.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/1/2008 10:29:51 PM
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kj88il
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What is the best way to find a man???
lounging by the pool worked for me!
(well.....for 2 outta 3 husbands, it did. it bet you'd do better...you probably have a much better tan. giggle)
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/1/2008 11:05:39 PM
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shemaromans
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What do I need to do when I build my own house someday?
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/1/2008 11:07:17 PM
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David_D
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What do I need to do when I build my own house someday?
The most important thing is not to write anything down beforehand. You're going to be living here, so it should reflect your spirit of spontaneity and creativity! Just grab a hammer and some nails and go at it!
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/1/2008 11:09:27 PM
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kj88il
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What do I need to do when I build my own house someday?
a really hunky carpenter! (wait....is that a bad thing?)
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/1/2008 11:21:41 PM
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trinigirl722
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Okay, most of you all know I REALLY want to get a teaching job - teaching middle school math. Please tell me what I should be doing when I go to the interview. 
Well, don't worry about any preparation...the real you will shine through without all that stuff like showering, makeup, fixing your hair and getting all dressed up. And you definitely don't want to come across as stuffy and uptight by bringing a resume or references or anything like that! As others have said here, you need to show you're young at heart and can relate to the kids. So show up in really casual wear, don't worry too much about punctuality ... after all, this is about your skills, right ... not what time the interview is! If the principal is uptight about punctuality, it just shows he's probably a micromanager, and you probably wouldn't want to teach at that school anyway.
And don't worry about staying on topic too closely. If you get to rambling on about how difficult it's been to find a job you really like and how frustrated you are that you haven't been able to land a math teacher job yet, that will just give the principal a chance to get to know you better and understand how much you love teaching and how committed you are to finding a teaching job.
And please don't try to stress yourself out by trying to volunteer in schools or tutor math or anything like that as preparation. After all, you want to be a professional, right? So don't waste your time with small potatoes stuff like that. Principals don't care about stuff like that anyway. (Which reminds me, speaking of professional, don't forget to tell your interviewer how much money you deserve; teachers don't get paid enough as it is, so you need to let them know you won't settle for less than you're worth!)
So, if you just relax and be yourself, you ought to be a shoe-in! 
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/1/2008 11:22:58 PM
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Above_All
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If you're looking for the sporty ones, hang out at the football/baseball games. If you don't hook up with the players, then try wearing cheerleader outfits.
For the smart ones, check out the chess conventions.
Is this really bad though? lol
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My church is small. Where can I go to meet more people?
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/1/2008 11:43:55 PM
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shemaromans
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My church is small. Where can I go to meet more people?
What about a tailgate party before a big sporting event? They'll even be lots of beer to help you loosen up and socialize.
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