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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/1/2008 11:47:55 PM   
Grace-N-Mercy


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ORIGINAL: Above_All

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If you're looking for the sporty ones, hang out at the football/baseball games. If you don't hook up with the players, then try wearing cheerleader outfits.

For the smart ones, check out the chess conventions.


Is this really bad though? lol

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My church is small. Where can I go to meet more people?


don't you have bars in your town? that's a great place to meet people. especially if you get up on the bar and do a hot lil dance number...and grab that lil squirty-hose thing...and spray water all over your shirt. i guarantee you'll meet LOTS of men that way!! i bet they'd even offer to drive you home. you can tell.....those guys are really interested in your personal safety and well-being!

good luck!


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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/1/2008 11:53:18 PM   
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Hmmm. How about bad advice for household tasks? Sort of like the evil twin of "Hey Honey, can you help me with this?"

Here's a good one to start with - How do I bathe my cat?

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/1/2008 11:54:57 PM   
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You put him in the toilet of course and put the feline shampoo and flush three times and then three times more. It's been around the internet so many times you should know this stuff Lab Guy!!
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/1/2008 11:56:01 PM   
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LOL..put hlm in the clean toilet, hold on so he doesn't drown, and flush..

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/1/2008 11:56:08 PM   
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Hmmm. How about bad advice for household tasks? Sort of like the evil twin of "Hey Honey, can you help me with this?"

Here's a good one to start with - How do I bathe my cat?

-Robb


It starts off with you donning a suit of armor.........
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/1/2008 11:56:12 PM   
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Pshhh, that so easy. Just throw him in the tub with no leash or anything. And make sure his claws are trimmed AFTER his bath.




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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/1/2008 11:56:22 PM   
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I'm not too sure about the bathing part, but you could dry Macy with a bunsen burner.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/1/2008 11:57:52 PM   
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Carleejoan, we crossposted..great minds????

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/1/2008 11:58:19 PM   
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You put him in the toilet of course and put the feline shampoo and flush three times and then three times more. It's been around the internet so many times you should know this stuff Lab Guy!!


Actually I know a couple of 'em. Just wanted to throw the ball out there and see where everyone would run with it!

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/2/2008 12:00:32 AM   
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I'm bored. What should I do???



(BTW labguy, everytime I see your avatar I want to go, Mememememememe!" LOL!)

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/2/2008 12:01:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Carleejoan

You put him in the toilet of course and put the feline shampoo and flush three times and then three times more. It's been around the internet so many times you should know this stuff Lab Guy!!


for those who may NOT have seen this.......



How To Clean Your Toilet (or Wash Robb's Cat)

1. Put both lids of the toilet up, and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat, and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet, and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet; the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/2/2008 12:01:40 AM   
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Do NOT let Trishy loose when she's bored - especially with Michelle around too!

I'm running away now..........

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/2/2008 12:08:52 AM   
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I'm bored. What should I do???



(BTW labguy, everytime I see your avatar I want to go, Mememememememe!" LOL!)


LOL!! By all means, do NOT start a crush thread!!
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/2/2008 12:10:24 AM   
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lol.....maybe we should start one???

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/2/2008 12:10:25 AM   
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Do NOT let Trishy loose when she's bored - especially with Michelle around too!

I'm running away now..........


Uh oh! No, Lisa. Don't go. I'm just now getting bored and I need your help. Muahahahahaha!!!!!!
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/2/2008 12:10:27 AM   
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ROFLOL! You made me snort!

I must be bored. I'm all over the place tonight.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/2/2008 12:10:59 AM   
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Here is one of the things that came to mind when I posted the cat bathing question. Though it doesn't quite fit here because it would actually work!

-Robb

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/2/2008 12:25:41 AM   
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Continuing the theme, this is real, but sure looks like a bad idea to me!

The poor cat!

-Robb

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/2/2008 12:28:22 AM   
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Continuing the theme, this is real, but sure looks like a bad idea to me!

The poor cat!

-Robb


Oh poor thing!! Just look at his face... he's traumatized for life.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/2/2008 12:55:28 AM   
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My church is small. Where can I go to meet more people?


Take an ad out in the personals make sure to mention your future husband.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/2/2008 12:58:45 AM   
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What do I need to do when I build my own house someday?


Build your house out of straw and twigs. That way you will save a whole lot of money.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/2/2008 7:05:10 AM   
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What do I need to do when I build my own house someday?



Do it all yourself! Just check books out of the library and decided on your plan, and watch the house building channel. You'll learn everything you need to know.

For instance, foundations are a lot less important than you might think.

Having everything square and plumb isn't a big deal: most everything comes cut to size--you can trust the manufacturers to measure everything.

Code is just a way for the government to tell you what to do. Ignore that and do it your own way: it'll be cheaper and safer that way anyway.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/2/2008 10:08:02 AM   
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My church is small. Where can I go to meet more people?


You should go here:

Burning Man


Don't let it bother you that we used to lock down every thing and be indoors at sunset while they were in the area. I am sure you will meet lots of singles there....and that's the main point right.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/2/2008 10:32:52 AM   
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Oh, and Robb, the microwave is a great place to dry Macy off.

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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/2/2008 11:05:55 AM   
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don't you have bars in your town? that's a great place to meet people. especially if you get up on the bar and do a hot lil dance number...and grab that lil squirty-hose thing...and spray water all over your shirt. i guarantee you'll meet LOTS of men that way!! i bet they'd even offer to drive you home. you can tell.....those guys are really interested in your personal safety and well-being!

good luck!


i was expecting something about how to meet a guy at a truck stop!

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