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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/8/2008 1:47:19 PM
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saraimay75
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How should I act in my college classes???
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/8/2008 1:54:14 PM
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How should I act in my college classes???
Bring the teacher a brown bag with applesauce in it (without the jar).
Call your mother in Zimbabwe.
Text your teacher to ask a question.
Loudly ask out the guy next to you then cry when he rejects you.
After texting the teacher raise your hand wildly while doing the potty dance and ask to go to the bathroom. Come back, text your teacher and repeat.
Whip out a paddle ball and see how many neighbours you can pelt with it, taking extra care to bop the guy who rejected you.
Open a sourkraut and brat sandwich that's been sitting in your car for a couple of hours and proceed to eat it, ignoring your classmates looks of horror.
When you're finally sent to the dean's office, skip down the hallway singing loudly, "I'm of to see the wizard..."
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/8/2008 1:54:46 PM
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David_D
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How should I act in my college classes???
The same way you acted in your kindergarten classes. Some things are timeless.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/8/2008 2:06:03 PM
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John_O
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How should I act in my college classes???
Remember that all college professors are likely to be communists. therefore you should watch them closely for any hint of subversive activity or thought. Be sure to take copious notes of their dress and mannerisms. These things are often used to hide secret signals.
Bring a walkie talkie with you to communicate with other commie watchers. Report in on a ten minute cycle. It doesn't really matter if there's anyone listening on the other end. Intimidation is the goal here.
Be aware that most college professors subject their classes to secret commie mind-altering tranmissions (why else do perfectly normal kids enter college only to leave as liberals?) so be sure to wear the appropriate tinfoil head wear.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/8/2008 3:15:59 PM
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FunBetty
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How should I act in my college classes???
Don't forget to bring your ipod. If you can manage to bring speakers for your ipod, that would be more ideal so as to be sure you're inclusive of the entire class.
Bring snacks for everyone. Cookies go over best. (Wait, I've done this before....scratch that idea).
Show up in pajamas. It's best to learn when you're fully relaxed (wait, I've done this before too...nevermind).
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/8/2008 3:25:17 PM
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shemaromans
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How should I act in my college classes???
Be sure and answer every single question, even if it means that you have to interrupt someone--including the professor. While you're at it, go ahead and respond to every topic about which the prof lectures, even if there's only a couple minutes left of class time. And definitely don't stop when everyone starts to visibly cringe and audibly groan. They'll just be expressing how incredibly intelligent they think you are.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/12/2008 3:03:53 AM
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humbleinspirit
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I am at the beach and want to go swimming but forgot my bathing suit, what should I do?
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/12/2008 7:38:42 AM
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I am at the beach and want to go swimming but forgot my bathing suit, what should I do?
For swimming? Who needs a bathing suit? Especially on very public beaches... remember, the less clothing the better. Don't forget to wave at the lifeguards as you walk by. Oh, and the men in uniforms? They're coming just to make sure you're not too cold while swimming in the buff. So just smile and wave as they run up to you... boogety boogety!
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/12/2008 9:43:00 AM
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humbleinspirit
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Yes they call him the streak! LOL!
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/12/2008 11:52:55 AM
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I am at the beach and want to go swimming but forgot my bathing suit, what should I do?
Hang around the changing rooms and grab the first suit that comes available. Remember though to grab both pieces if it happens to be a two piece. You wouldn't want to ruin the ensemble.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/12/2008 2:18:38 PM
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humbleinspirit
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I am at the beach and want to go swimming but forgot my bathing suit, what should I do?
Hang around the changing rooms and grab the first suit that comes available. Remember though to grab both pieces if it happens to be a two piece. You wouldn't want to ruin the ensemble.
2 pieces, now why would a bathing suit have 2?
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/12/2008 3:21:19 PM
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saraimay75
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I am at the beach and want to go swimming but forgot my bathing suit, what should I do?
Go in wearing a $1200, 3 piece suit.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/12/2008 10:36:00 PM
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humbleinspirit
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Now that will work, LOL! 
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/13/2008 12:13:51 AM
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ORIGINAL: humbleinspirit
I am at the beach and want to go swimming but forgot my bathing suit, what should I do?
Hang around the changing rooms and grab the first suit that comes available. Remember though to grab both pieces if it happens to be a two piece. You wouldn't want to ruin the ensemble.
Oh my goodness!!!! That is hilarious!
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These things I have spoken to you, so that in Me you may have peace. In the world you have tribulation, but take courage; I have overcome the world. --John 16:33 KJV
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/14/2008 5:02:20 PM
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I want to get married someday....how should I go about finding a suitable husband?
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/14/2008 10:59:07 PM
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woodwind228
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I think the state penn has some eligible bachelors. Let's see......what colors go with those bright orange jumpsuits?
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These things I have spoken to you, so that in Me you may have peace. In the world you have tribulation, but take courage; I have overcome the world. --John 16:33 KJV
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/14/2008 11:40:03 PM
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shemaromans
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I want to get married someday....how should I go about finding a suitable husband?
You could audition to participate on The Bachelor. Nothing says "suitable husband" quite like a man that will kiss numerous women--and sometimes several women in one day--that he doesn't really know. 
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/14/2008 11:48:26 PM
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trinigirl722
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I'd like to lose a little weight. Any suggestions?
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/15/2008 3:17:25 AM
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saraimay75
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I want to get married someday....how should I go about finding a suitable husband?
Go door to door asking for one.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/15/2008 3:23:11 AM
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saraimay75
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ORIGINAL: humbleinspirit
I am at the beach and want to go swimming but forgot my bathing suit, what should I do?
Hang around the changing rooms and grab the first suit that comes available. Remember though to grab both pieces if it happens to be a two piece. You wouldn't want to ruin the ensemble.
2 pieces, now why would a bathing suit have 2?
Yeah you don't need any bottoms.
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God love admiration . . . I think it annoys God if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it.
~Alice Walker~
http://360.yahoo.com/saraimay75
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