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mutinywxgirl -> July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE (7/1/2008 6:33:46 AM)

Okay, this has been fun in the past........lets see if we can do it again. With the group of people we have around here now, I'm SURE we can get lots of BAD ADVICE.

Premise, ask a question and let people respond with the wrong things to do.

And/Or

Feel free to pass along all the bad things you've been told over the years.

Bad advice away! [:D]



Grace-N-Mercy -> RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE (7/1/2008 8:42:01 AM)

Ooh, this should be fun!

Let's see... I need advice. Let's say I have a date this weekend (not that I do... but let's just say...) What shall I wear? And how should I style my hair?

I eagerly anticipate your answers! [8D]



broyce1981 -> RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE (7/1/2008 9:42:49 AM)

Go for a traditional look that has been around for a long time and still remains stylish today. Like this



ShallbeRebuilt -> RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE (7/1/2008 9:49:35 AM)

BAD ADVICE:

Pull on Superman's cape

Spit into the wind

Pull the mask off the Loan Ranger

Mess with Jim.

[;)][;)][;)][sm=icon_smile_sing.gif][sm=icon_smile_bow.gif]

besiderself



Prairiehiker -> RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE (7/1/2008 11:12:50 AM)

Well, I know that men likes really young women, or at least, women that are young at heart. So, you can't go wrong trying to copy one of the startlets that are in the news a lot like Britney or Lyndsay. I bet your date will just be so totally blown away when you show up and he'll propose to you right on the spot.

So to do this, just pick up the latest copy of Star, People, or OK magazine. There'd be lots of pics of these kids looking their best, lol. Act like them too. Get drunk, wear really low rise jeans, and low cut, skin tight shirt and I bet you'll land yourself a prince!

Hope that works. Let me know how your date goes!



Grace-N-Mercy -> RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE (7/1/2008 1:37:20 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: broyce1981

Go for a traditional look that has been around for a long time and still remains stylish today. Like this


Oh my, that's terrible!! [:D]

quote:

ORIGINAL: Prairiehiker

Well, I know that men likes really young women, or at least, women that are young at heart. So, you can't go wrong trying to copy one of the startlets that are in the news a lot like Britney or Lyndsay. I bet your date will just be so totally blown away when you show up and he'll propose to you right on the spot.

So to do this, just pick up the latest copy of Star, People, or OK magazine. There'd be lots of pics of these kids looking their best, lol. Act like them too. Get drunk, wear really low rise jeans, and low cut, skin tight shirt and I bet you'll land yourself a prince!
Hope that works. Let me know how your date goes!


If I were to wear that, all the guys would be running in the other direction!!! [:D][:D]

[sm=thumbsup.gif]



mutinywxgirl -> RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE (7/1/2008 1:38:45 PM)

Okay, most of you all know I REALLY want to get a teaching job - teaching middle school math. Please tell me what I should be doing when I go to the interview. [:D]



David_D -> RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE (7/1/2008 1:45:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mutinywxgirl

Okay, most of you all know I REALLY want to get a teaching job - teaching middle school math. Please tell me what I should be doing when I go to the interview. [:D]


Well, what school administrators are really looking for these days are teachers who can connect with the students. To show you are "hip", I suggest wearing a hat sideways (any hat will do, if it has horns on that is a plus) and skateboarding to the interview. Try doing an ollie off the interviewer's desk for maximum points.



Grace-N-Mercy -> RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE (7/1/2008 1:46:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mutinywxgirl

Okay, most of you all know I REALLY want to get a teaching job - teaching middle school math. Please tell me what I should be doing when I go to the interview. [:D]


First, you need to dress the part of a teacher. Think Debra LeFave! Yeah, that'll land you the job right there!

Remember these tips: Arrive about 10 minutes late, be really soft-spoken, talk really bad about your former employer, don't ask any intelligent questions about the school, and don't talk about your accomplishments.



mutinywxgirl -> RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE (7/1/2008 1:48:49 PM)

quote:

First, you need to dress the part of a teacher. Think Debra LeFave! Yeah, that'll land you the job right there!


(You know something so sad - I know her former FIL - we used to go to church together! I remember Owen from when he was in his early teens!)

Unfortunately, when I tell people what I'm doing, I get compared to her! [sm=icon_smile_yikes.gif][sm=icon_smile_yikes.gif][sm=icon_smile_yikes.gif]



saraimay75 -> RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE (7/1/2008 1:50:19 PM)

What is the best way to find a man???



Grace-N-Mercy -> RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE (7/1/2008 1:56:59 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mutinywxgirl

quote:

First, you need to dress the part of a teacher. Think Debra LeFave! Yeah, that'll land you the job right there!


(You know something so sad - I know her former FIL - we used to go to church together! I remember Owen from when he was in his early teens!)

Unfortunately, when I tell people what I'm doing, I get compared to her! [sm=icon_smile_yikes.gif][sm=icon_smile_yikes.gif][sm=icon_smile_yikes.gif]


(Oh, but you're nothing like her!! Good advice: Don't even listen to those people. )



saraimay75 -> RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE (7/1/2008 1:58:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mutinywxgirl

Okay, most of you all know I REALLY want to get a teaching job - teaching middle school math. Please tell me what I should be doing when I go to the interview. [:D]


Dress really sexy; micro mini skirt ( the kind that barely cover your bottom), too tight half-shirt, let your bra straps show or don't wear one at all, fishnet stocking and 6-inch red heels.

Too much make-up.

Smoke during the interview. Too show off you blood red 3-inch nails.



trainfan -> RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE (7/1/2008 2:06:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mutinywxgirl

Okay, most of you all know I REALLY want to get a teaching job - teaching middle school math. Please tell me what I should be doing when I go to the interview. [:D]


Tell them you can tell which kids will fail just by looking at them. Then make sure you ask about the drinking on the job.



Tinkerbell_ -> RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE (7/1/2008 2:19:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mutinywxgirl

Okay, most of you all know I REALLY want to get a teaching job - teaching middle school math. Please tell me what I should be doing when I go to the interview. [:D]

Express keen interest in the boys. Strong interest in them. Smack gum, drink from your flask, and call the principal 'Pop' and the supertendant (sp) 'Toots' regardless of gender.



Mrs.Above_All -> RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE (7/1/2008 2:20:15 PM)

I would like everyone to know that the accountablity is overrated. Who cares what other people think. I say if you love the guy, even though he's rude, worships Satan, and refuses to shower you must love him unconditionally. After all, missionary dating is soooooo 2008!




lol. This is fun.[8D]



Tinkerbell_ -> RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE (7/1/2008 2:21:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: saraimay75

What is the best way to find a man???

Stand on a street corner offering discounts.



David_D -> RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE (7/1/2008 2:24:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: saraimay75

What is the best way to find a man???


Try looking in shallow water around dense weeds and driftwood. I recommend a spinner bait, although live bait can produce results if all else fails.



ChoirDJ -> RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE (7/1/2008 2:26:38 PM)

quote:

What is the best way to find a man???


Stand at a gas station with a cardboard sign that says "Help! I need a man."

If this doesn't work, put on a ski mask and kidnap one at watergun point (lol).



LabGuy -> RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE (7/1/2008 2:27:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: besiderself

Pull the mask off the Loan Ranger

besiderself


Is that like a maverick bank officer that answers to no one? [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]

(Sorry, couldn't resist!)

-Robb



Mrs.Above_All -> RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE (7/1/2008 2:31:34 PM)

What should I do with this one million dollars I won?



Tinkerbell_ -> RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE (7/1/2008 2:33:43 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Above_All

What should I do with this one million dollars I won?

Duh! Mail it to me. [8|]



mutinywxgirl -> RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE (7/1/2008 2:36:54 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Above_All

What should I do with this one million dollars I won?

NOT use it on the wedding. [;)]



WaitingforBoaz -> RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE (7/1/2008 2:46:49 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Tinkerbell_

quote:

ORIGINAL: mutinywxgirl

Okay, most of you all know I REALLY want to get a teaching job - teaching middle school math. Please tell me what I should be doing when I go to the interview. [:D]

Express keen interest in the boys. Strong interest in them. Smack gum, drink from your flask, and call the principal 'Pop' and the supertendant (sp) 'Toots' regardless of gender.


Oh, I was going to say to smack your gum, but don't forget to stick it under the principles desk. When they ask about fingerprinting, say "Oh I've been fingerprinted dozens of times," and then wink at him.



mutinywxgirl -> RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE (7/1/2008 2:47:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: WaitingforBoaz

quote:

ORIGINAL: Tinkerbell_

quote:

ORIGINAL: mutinywxgirl

Okay, most of you all know I REALLY want to get a teaching job - teaching middle school math. Please tell me what I should be doing when I go to the interview. [:D]

Express keen interest in the boys. Strong interest in them. Smack gum, drink from your flask, and call the principal 'Pop' and the supertendant (sp) 'Toots' regardless of gender.


Oh, I was going to say to smack your gum, but don't forget to stick it under the principles desk. When they ask about fingerprinting, say "Oh I've been fingerprinted dozens of times," and then wink at him.


LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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