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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 8/13/2008 6:57:51 PM
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ColoradoLady36
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Scene: You're on vacation a thousand miles from home....
Your misfortune cookie says:
You forgot to turn off the coffee pot/gas/stove whatever
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 8/13/2008 7:02:36 PM
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Zhi
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A large sum of money will soon be received... by the beneficiaries of your life insurance.
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 8/15/2008 11:13:42 AM
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Your friend is now going with your ex. You don't have an ex? Oh, that's what I forgot... He (or she if your a guy) just called to break up with you.
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 8/15/2008 2:09:38 PM
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still4gvn
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China is going to beat the U.S. at the Olympics.
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 8/16/2008 1:34:01 PM
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still4gvn
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you will meet a tall handsome stranger who will mug you.
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 8/16/2008 6:42:30 PM
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You will fall in love with a hottie who could not care the less about you!
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 8/17/2008 2:23:45 PM
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still4gvn
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your roots and bra strap are showing.
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 8/20/2008 8:52:23 AM
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ColoradoLady36
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That was funny..lol. I have had that fortune before...
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 8/20/2008 12:16:08 PM
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Everyone has noticed, but no one will tell you that the back of your skirt is tucked into your pantyhose.
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 8/20/2008 11:16:26 PM
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still4gvn
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then here's one for your dh: Congratulations! You're pregnant.
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RE: Misfortune Cookies - 9/4/2008 5:47:25 PM
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You are the winner of a dinner for two at the Great Fish Farm.( expires on 07/07/07)
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