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raspberry331 -> Misfortune Cookies (7/13/2008 11:01:41 AM)

What might a misfortune cookie say?






You will be overcharged and short-changed.




crazedmom -> RE: Misfortune Cookies (7/13/2008 2:30:24 PM)

You will receive bad news tomorrow. [&:]




FROGkissin -> RE: Misfortune Cookies (7/13/2008 8:54:30 PM)

Made in China.
Ink contains lead paint.




car2ner -> RE: Misfortune Cookies (7/14/2008 7:26:11 AM)

you'll meet the man of your nightmares today.




Kerrlaw -> RE: Misfortune Cookies (7/18/2008 11:10:04 PM)

You have forgotten your wallet.




bettymackII -> RE: Misfortune Cookies (8/4/2008 6:09:55 PM)

You've got mail!....from your mortgage company




still4gvn -> RE: Misfortune Cookies (8/4/2008 7:17:00 PM)

you will soon take a voyage........to Iraq.




crazedmom -> RE: Misfortune Cookies (8/6/2008 10:12:26 PM)

You will be looking for a job very soon. [:o]




still4gvn -> RE: Misfortune Cookies (8/8/2008 12:23:54 PM)

do you know where your spouse really was last night?




crazedmom -> RE: Misfortune Cookies (8/8/2008 3:45:19 PM)

You will take three steps backward.




Cloak -> RE: Misfortune Cookies (8/8/2008 10:10:29 PM)

you will fall into deep deep de.....pression! [:@]




gowiththeflow -> RE: Misfortune Cookies (8/8/2008 10:20:14 PM)

"*Hey There, ALL of My Dearest Sweetest Bestest *RE: MisFortune Cookies* Game Player Brother & SisterFriends in Our Wonderful Lord & Saviour, Jesus Christ of Earth, Heaven, & Us, Now I will Say: *You Will Gain 10 Pounds From The Meal That You Ate*, to Say the Least, AnyWay?!*" [;)][sm=smile.gif][sm=funny.gif][sm=smile.gif][;)]

[sm=frown.gif]Love Ya, Susan[sm=smile.gif] (Psalm 23) [;)]

P.S."*HUGS, HUGS, HUGS, & more HUGS?!*" [;)][sm=smile.gif]
[sm=angel.gif]




still4gvn -> RE: Misfortune Cookies (8/9/2008 12:19:14 PM)

lol. that was a mean one.

"one of our cooks has a contagious stomach virus"




March7 -> RE: Misfortune Cookies (8/9/2008 1:30:33 PM)

Something you lost will soon turn up...owned by somebody else.




still4gvn -> RE: Misfortune Cookies (8/10/2008 2:00:38 AM)

somebody lost a finger and you will find it in the soup. ugh - I grossed myself out.[:'(]




mvic -> RE: Misfortune Cookies (8/12/2008 2:04:42 PM)

You were born under Taurus the bull - and was he surprised !!!




revbob4God -> RE: Misfortune Cookies (8/12/2008 2:07:12 PM)

At this very moment, all the pipes in your house are about to burst and nobody is there to turn off the water.




still4gvn -> RE: Misfortune Cookies (8/12/2008 3:43:46 PM)

alpha and omega: that was LOL. Gotta remember that when someone starts telling me about what 'sign' they're under. Personally, I was born under a 'no smoking' sign.




cinwood -> RE: Misfortune Cookies (8/12/2008 4:25:07 PM)

"If you don't share this cookie with at least seven people in the next 15 seconds, great misfortunes will befall you for the next 40 years!"




mvic -> RE: Misfortune Cookies (8/12/2008 5:48:13 PM)

You can suffer loss with dignity - which is fortunate since you'll loose your hair and teeth at an early age.




still4gvn -> RE: Misfortune Cookies (8/13/2008 12:52:41 PM)

when you paid for this dinner, we sold the info off your credit card.




mvic -> RE: Misfortune Cookies (8/13/2008 2:52:42 PM)

You're a Libra - You're well balanced: you have a chip on each shoulder.




crazedmom -> RE: Misfortune Cookies (8/13/2008 5:00:07 PM)

On the next full moon, you will receive an unexpected gigantic bill in the mail.




ColoradoLady36 -> RE: Misfortune Cookies (8/13/2008 5:33:36 PM)

That wasn't chicken that you ate....giggles.




mvic -> RE: Misfortune Cookies (8/13/2008 6:06:30 PM)

You're a Pisces and you're about to undergo a big change - your vest and underpants.




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