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ljmac -> It's not easy being green (7/18/2008 12:30:27 AM)
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It's not easy being green unless it means that you can put more junk into the air, water and ground than two dozen normal Americans. That's Al Gore, the Green Messiah and king of energy hogs.
How did Al Gore arrive when he gave a recent global warming speech?
a) On foot in shoes made of hemp
b) Crawling on hands and knees exhausted by global warming
c) Kayaking in seas swollen by melting ice caps
d) In a Lincoln Town Car, accompanied by a second Town Car and a Suburban SUV, and full of hot air
If you guessed a, b, or c, you know nothing about Al Gore.
The creator of the Internet deserves to ride in luxury.
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