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RE: Kerrlaws Cooler - 9/2/2008 1:07:51 PM   
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I love fall!!!
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I'm so thankful our God is bigger than anything.


Exactly!

I pray the Lord finds ways for your family to minister to this little girl. May the Lord hear our prayers!

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RE: Kerrlaws Cooler - 9/2/2008 3:16:01 PM   
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ORIGINAL: crankius

Oh Wise Counselor Kerrlaw,


A fun question!

What is the significance of this mysterious phrase: "Kenneth, what is the frequency?"


In 1986, a man assaulted anchorman Dan Rather. While beating and kicking him, the man kept asking the question that you quoted. It was a mystery, and some people even expressed doubt that it happened.

In 1997, William Tager, who was in prison for murdering a beautiful young NBC employee, Campbell Montgomery, just outside the Today show stage, told his psychiatrist that he was the one who attacked Rather.

Seems Mr. Tager thought that the news media were spying on him and beaming messages in his head by radio, and if he found the frequency he could stop them.

No word on whether he ever found the frequency.

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RE: Kerrlaws Cooler - 9/2/2008 3:17:37 PM   
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Oh great Kerrlaw, why is it that we park on the driveway but drive on the parkway?




For the same reason your nose runs and your feet smell.

We have a very vibrant language.

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RE: Kerrlaws Cooler - 9/2/2008 3:19:11 PM   
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Mona: Praying for your family situation.

It could be worse. Mommy could be a Vegan too.

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RE: Kerrlaws Cooler - 9/2/2008 5:30:41 PM   
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Cranky, will you please put up the avatar with the naked lady so I can look for it, too? Pretty please???????

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RE: Kerrlaws Cooler - 9/2/2008 6:15:19 PM   
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In 1997, William Tager, who was in prison for murdering a beautiful young NBC employee, Campbell Montgomery, just outside the Today show stage, told his psychiatrist that he was the one who attacked Rather.


I did not know that part. How tragic.

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RE: Kerrlaws Cooler - 9/2/2008 6:16:21 PM   
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Cranky, will you please put up the avatar with the naked lady so I can look for it, too? Pretty please???????
Not something you read every day.

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RE: Kerrlaws Cooler - 9/2/2008 6:33:36 PM   
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LOL

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RE: Kerrlaws Cooler - 9/2/2008 7:51:02 PM   
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Kerr...looks like I finally leap frogged over you on the posters pager...Don't worry...my time is coming for dropping posts.

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RE: Kerrlaws Cooler - 9/2/2008 7:52:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: frog43

Cranky, will you please put up the avatar with the naked lady so I can look for it, too? Pretty please???????
Not something you read every day.



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RE: Kerrlaws Cooler - 9/2/2008 9:04:56 PM   
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ORIGINAL: armydude

quote:

ORIGINAL: frog43

Cranky, will you please put up the avatar with the naked lady so I can look for it, too? Pretty please???????
Not something you read every day.


Can't you see her in the clouds?

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RE: Kerrlaws Cooler - 9/2/2008 9:16:48 PM   
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In a couple of minutes I will be having pinto beans and cornbread.

But a little story before I go.

Tonight Mrs. Kerrlaw stayed at the house of a retired fellow teacher (whose husband "George" just died) while the family went to the receiving of friends and funeral. I had a city council meeting, but went there afterward to stay the remainder of the time with Mrs. K and take her home.

The first person to arrive back home was a cousin of the widow. She said the others were still at the funeral. She said "I wanted to stay longer, but when "George" started singing, I just had to leave.

I told her that I didn't blame her, I would have been the first one out.

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RE: Kerrlaws Cooler - 9/2/2008 10:21:29 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw

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ORIGINAL: armydude

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ORIGINAL: frog43

Cranky, will you please put up the avatar with the naked lady so I can look for it, too? Pretty please???????
Not something you read every day.


Can't you see her in the clouds?


You are starting vicious rumors. I'm completely innocent.


The Kenneth phrase has got to go down as one of the most memorable and strange!

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RE: Kerrlaws Cooler - 9/2/2008 10:22:39 PM   
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Cranky, will you please put up the avatar with the naked lady so I can look for it, too? Pretty please???????



I'll wait til I see you online and then I'll put that avatar back up.

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RE: Kerrlaws Cooler - 9/2/2008 10:25:07 PM   
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Can't you see her in the clouds?



NO

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RE: Kerrlaws Cooler - 9/2/2008 11:08:32 PM   
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Frog, you better look quick 'cause I won't keep it up for long.

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RE: Kerrlaws Cooler - 9/2/2008 11:10:55 PM   
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I think she's going to miss it.

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RE: Kerrlaws Cooler - 9/2/2008 11:12:27 PM   
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She may have, but now I've seen it... I'm surprised anyone noticed... I never would have...

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RE: Kerrlaws Cooler - 9/2/2008 11:15:11 PM   
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Me either!

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RE: Kerrlaws Cooler - 9/2/2008 11:19:15 PM   
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In a couple of minutes I will be having pinto beans and cornbread.

But a little story before I go.

Tonight Mrs. Kerrlaw stayed at the house of a retired fellow teacher (whose husband "George" just died) while the family went to the receiving of friends and funeral. I had a city council meeting, but went there afterward to stay the remainder of the time with Mrs. K and take her home.

The first person to arrive back home was a cousin of the widow. She said the others were still at the funeral. She said "I wanted to stay longer, but when "George" started singing, I just had to leave.

I told her that I didn't blame her, I would have been the first one out.

ROFLOL!!!!







Me too!!! They would have been viewing my carcus instead of "George's"!!!!

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RE: Kerrlaws Cooler - 9/2/2008 11:20:23 PM   
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I think she's going to miss it.

I know I did!

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RE: Kerrlaws Cooler - 9/2/2008 11:21:00 PM   
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It's Joan of Arc, being tied to a stake by a soldier.

Probably what SOME people imagine is in the clouds of my previous avatar is far worse than a small naked Joan of Arc.

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RE: Kerrlaws Cooler - 9/2/2008 11:22:09 PM   
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It's Joan of Arc, being tied to a stake by a soldier.

Probably what SOME people imagine is in the clouds of my previous avatar is far worse than a small naked Joan of Arc.

You need to tell a certain person to get their brain out of the gutter clouds!!!

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RE: Kerrlaws Cooler - 9/2/2008 11:22:40 PM   
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Kerr...looks like I finally leap frogged over you on the posters pager...Don't worry...my time is coming for dropping posts.


I forgive you.

I even continued the rhyming you started in the Booth Bros. thread.

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RE: Kerrlaws Cooler - 9/2/2008 11:23:50 PM   
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Speaking of a certain cloud dweller...Kerr I had dinner tonight with Santa and Sam and their wonderful wives...only thing missing was you and the wonderful Mrs. Kerr.

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