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RE: RENT-A-COOT - 9/30/2008 9:01:25 PM   
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RE: RENT-A-COOT - 9/30/2008 9:04:44 PM   
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I've got to jimbiz my chin hairs.

Should chinhairs be one word?





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Perhaps he's tweezing his nose and ear hair.




As long as he doesn't have the ear-hair or nose-hair combover going on, that's a good thing.....


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RE: RENT-A-COOT - 9/30/2008 9:05:04 PM   
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Do you think we scared all the men off?

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RE: RENT-A-COOT - 9/30/2008 9:07:18 PM   
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Do you think we scared all the men off?

Probably! They feel intimidated!!!

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RE: RENT-A-COOT - 9/30/2008 9:08:23 PM   
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Maybe they're all out buying tweezing devices for us . . . to replace our dull ones.

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RE: RENT-A-COOT - 9/30/2008 9:08:42 PM   
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Do you think we scared all the men off?

Probably! They feel intimidated!!!
By...?

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RE: RENT-A-COOT - 9/30/2008 9:09:43 PM   
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Maybe they're all out buying us tweezing devices . . . to replace our dull ones.

That would be so sweet of them!

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RE: RENT-A-COOT - 9/30/2008 9:14:35 PM   
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RE: RENT-A-COOT - 9/30/2008 9:14:55 PM   
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Do you think we scared all the men off?

Probably! They feel intimidated!!!
By...?
You need to read the previous posts....

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RE: RENT-A-COOT - 9/30/2008 9:39:23 PM   
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Do you think we scared all the men off?

Probably! They feel intimidated!!!
By...?



We men take our hair off the guy way, by dull razors.

I once bought a 3 dozen pack of razors for a dollar in southern Texas. One use told me why they were so cheap.

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RE: RENT-A-COOT - 9/30/2008 9:40:38 PM   
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Tweezers are a ladies best friend...



Actually, Tweeze is! Mom bought hers at Walgreens, I bought mine at Linens and Things. I wouldn't bother ordering it from the website unless there is no Walgreens in the area.

I bought my PedEgg at Walgreens too. Best thing I ever bought for my feet.

Poor Kerr, this isn't really the thread for this discussion, is it?


Mrs. Kerrlaw wants both the Tweeze and the PedEgg.

I will get them for her, but that Tweeze thing seems too much like an Epilady for me to believe that she will use it more than once.


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ORIGINAL: WhiteRoseBlessings

Perhaps he's tweezing his nose and ear hair.



The only tweezing I do is on gray eyebrows, but I'm afraid I'm reaching the point where they will all be gone. I have been using the same tweezers for over ten years.

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RE: RENT-A-COOT - 9/30/2008 9:41:53 PM   
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Tweezers are a ladies best friend...



Actually, Tweeze is! Mom bought hers at Walgreens, I bought mine at Linens and Things. I wouldn't bother ordering it from the website unless there is no Walgreens in the area.

I bought my PedEgg at Walgreens too. Best thing I ever bought for my feet.

Poor Kerr, this isn't really the thread for this discussion, is it?


I saw that tweeze thing at Walgreens today in the "as seen on tv" aisle. I thought it was kinda funny they had a whole row for "as seen on tv" stuff.

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RE: RENT-A-COOT - 9/30/2008 9:46:56 PM   
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Beckey - there are stores out here in Pigeon Forge that are named, "As Seen on T.V."


LOL

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RE: RENT-A-COOT - 9/30/2008 9:47:15 PM   
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Let's think up a good name for Kerr's new thread and surprise him!


Please do. I'm drawing a blank.

Sam had a good one at the end of last month but, being a geezer, I have forgotten.


Ooh, ooh, ooh, a great idea that will make me rich:


Geezer Tweezers


Manly tweezers for the mature man. Titanium tweezers with substantial rubber grip points.


(patent pending)

(this is notice that the term Geezer Tweezers is copyrighted)

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RE: RENT-A-COOT - 9/30/2008 9:57:29 PM   
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For the old geezer lawyer I believe THIS was my suggestion the last time.

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RE: RENT-A-COOT - 9/30/2008 10:04:53 PM   
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I want to point out that my husband tweezes more than I do. I don't tweeze at all less it is on HIM. he could use some geezer Tweezers. The more hair leaves his head the more it grows elsewhere. His ears. His nose. between his already beyond bushy eyebrows.

Like I reached over and yanked out a really wild looking eyebrow hair the other day and it actually measured 1" in length! yeah, I measured it! he was too busy crying "MY EYE MY EYE!" to be interested though. I think that the things take root in the back of his eye socket or some such. He has two different types of Personal Trimmers. A bigger one for between his eyebrows and to trim up the eye brows(it is such that he uses a comb and then trims across the comb) and one of those little ones that is round and goes in his nose and ears. I find this second one rather disgusting. EW- that thing has been WHERE and HOW MANY TIMES?

but enough of all of that- it is time for me to hit the hay.


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RE: RENT-A-COOT - 9/30/2008 10:05:01 PM   
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Do you think we scared all the men off?


Maybe I should change the name to Kerrlaw's Coven.




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RE: RENT-A-COOT - 9/30/2008 10:06:56 PM   
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But what if we don't con-Kerr because we like being ornery just to be ornery?

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RE: RENT-A-COOT - 9/30/2008 10:07:50 PM   
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and one of those little ones that is round and goes in his nose and ears. I find this second one rather disgusting. EW- that thing has been WHERE and HOW MANY TIMES?



I am fortunate not to (yet) have to worry about excess nose and ear hair, but it seems the best way to handle those would be to burn them out with a match.

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RE: RENT-A-COOT - 9/30/2008 10:09:41 PM   
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RE: RENT-A-COOT - 9/30/2008 10:10:28 PM   
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and one of those little ones that is round and goes in his nose and ears. I find this second one rather disgusting. EW- that thing has been WHERE and HOW MANY TIMES?



I am fortunate not to (yet) have to worry about excess nose and ear hair, but it seems the best way to handle those would be to burn them out with a match.




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RE: RENT-A-COOT - 9/30/2008 10:10:52 PM   
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Where are my manners?

I noticed that wintery had honored my thread with a couple of posts.

For those of you who don't know, wintery is one of the wisest and funniest posters and I hope he becomes a regular here.

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RE: RENT-A-COOT - 9/30/2008 10:33:13 PM   
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Well not here, this one closes tonight.

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RE: RENT-A-COOT - 10/1/2008 1:48:22 AM   
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New name For Kerrlaw's Thread: Kerr. It's more than just a fruit jar!




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RE: RENT-A-COOT - 10/1/2008 4:26:07 AM   
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Where are my manners?

I noticed that wintery had honored my thread with a couple of posts.

For those of you who don't know, wintery is one of the wisest and funniest posters and I hope he becomes a regular here.


I can't live up to it.
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