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RE: Earthless Complaint Department - 9/5/2008 10:18:16 PM
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Kerrlaw
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If you are earthless, where are you?
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RE: Earthless Complaint Department - 9/5/2008 11:28:55 PM
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Kat_D
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If for any reason you are unsatisfied with the posts or pm's you have received from Earthless, please contact the Earthless Complaint Department located here.
Or HERE.
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RE: Earthless Complaint Department - 9/6/2008 11:25:52 AM
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Hi Earthless, I just found this thread and thought I would subscribe to it too even if we do disagree on John MacArthur. 
Edited to correct typo.
< Message edited by humbleinspirit -- 9/6/2008 3:56:25 PM >
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RE: Earthless Complaint Department - 9/6/2008 2:06:17 PM
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earthless
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Welcome to any and all...
Let the games (I mean the questions) begin!
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RE: Earthless Complaint Department - 9/6/2008 3:14:21 PM
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WhiteRoseBlessings
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Hmmm, since this is a thread about Earthless . . .
Earthless, tell me, please . . . what do you think of Wintery's new avatar?
I personally love it; it's so Cleaver-ish.
Uhm, that's about all I have to contribute right now, but this certainly has been an interesting thread to read.
Carpe diem,
Sharon-Marie
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RE: Earthless Complaint Department - 9/6/2008 11:05:27 PM
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crankius
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Wintery,
I believe your avatar is blasphemous.
1. he's smiling
2. he's holding his cup in an unmasculine manner
3. his mug is rather, um, feminine
4. his tie is black, like the heart of satan
5. his shirt is white like an evil door to door false teacher
6. there is a light shining behind his head, and we all know satan masquerades as an angel of light
7. he appears to have used an abundance of hair product
Earthless,
Are you really going to tolerate such Biblical ignorance in your thread????
KAT--Your complaint department is interesting! Clean, efficient, quick.
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RE: Earthless Complaint Department - 9/6/2008 11:12:28 PM
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wintery
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ORIGINAL: crankius
Wintery,
I believe your avatar is blasphemous.
1. he's smiling
2. he's holding his cup in an unmasculine manner
3. his mug is rather, um, feminine
4. his tie is black, like the heart of satan
5. his shirt is white like an evil door to door false teacher
6. there is a light shining behind his head, and we all know satan masquerades as an angel of light
7. he appears to have used an abundance of hair product
Earthless,
Are you really going to tolerate such Biblical ignorance in your thread????
KAT--Your complaint department is interesting! Clean, efficient, quick.
The wintery man has been alerted to a challenge by Crankius. I don't really have time to respond tonight, but I'm like an elephant. a human elephant. not the elephant man, though...just elephant-like in remembering! Now...what was this about??!!
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RE: Earthless Complaint Department - 9/6/2008 11:46:39 PM
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earthless
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ORIGINAL: crankius
Earthless,
Are you really going to tolerate such Biblical ignorance in your thread????
Saturday night is Heathen Night - so the answer is a resounding yes.
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RE: Earthless Complaint Department - 9/6/2008 11:57:06 PM
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WhiteRoseBlessings
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Cranky, although I know who is in your avatar, I must say that he bears a striking resemblance to someone I know very well from Jackson.
In fact, the first time I saw it, I did a double-take and said, "Bob?!"
BTW, this Bob of whom I speak is not a Christian.
Therefore, the overwhelming evidence suggests that your avatar is indeed not the pinnacle of Christian piety . . . especially given that you had to take a Sharpie to the picture of the naked lady in such heathenistic avatar. 
And I'm quite sure that it wasn't even done on a Saturday night.
There. 
Wintery, perhaps you could train your elephant in how to hold a coffee cup in a masuline manner. Well, unless your elephant is female; in which case, you would want June Cleaver to provide such instructions.
No need to thank me; I consider it a gift that I must pass on to others. 
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RE: Earthless Complaint Department - 9/7/2008 12:03:57 AM
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WhiteRoseBlessings
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Kristin - you and I are on the same brain wave tonight.
I was actually going to mention sticking the pinky out . . . but then I do that with any glass or cup I pick up; unintentionally, of course . . . but then I'm not a man . . . and then I got confused and decided to just let the pinky matter rest.
So, to sum it up, no, I don't believe that people should cross-country train in open-toed shoes.
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RE: Earthless Complaint Department - 9/7/2008 12:11:39 AM
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WhiteRoseBlessings
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Naked is as naked does.
We need a self-righteous prude smiley.
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RE: Earthless Complaint Department - 9/7/2008 12:38:05 AM
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WhiteRoseBlessings
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ORIGINAL: wintery
Juggernaut...like an elephant...only unstoppable. An unstoppable elephant of gratitude with a flower for you...delivered in the Earthless Complaint Department. 
Well, my word; thank you very much. And now my very vivid imagination is running at full tilt after reading this. A lumbering, speedy juggernaut of an elephant; with his trunk curled around a flower. 
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ORIGINAL: wintery
Sharon-Marie, you're more than expressive...you are relatively incomprehensible! I do believe that this is probably one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to or about me. 
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I have read all the descriptions of Heaven and in none of those descriptions is chocolate mentioned. Is that an error of omission or just an error in translation? What is the Hebrew word for chocolate anyway?
