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The Whiners Thread
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| Everything is hunky dory |
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| The preacher didn't shake my hand |
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| I almost drowned during my baptism |
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| They will let anyone sing specials... |
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| The preacher is preaching to me |
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| Music is always rock-n-roll and loud |
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| No one ever calls me when I'm out |
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| It's too cold in there |
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| All the mixed perfume smells drive me crazy |
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| Don't click here |
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/7/2005 2:17:44 PM
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Eutychus
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Ok...this brought a couple of chuckles.
OK, I'm mailing you a hug too. As soon as I can figure how many stamps it takes to send one to Brazil.
BTW, I met a Baptist (Dr. Sam Maddox) who grew up in Brazil as the son of missionaries to Brazil. I heard his last sermon (I even keep it online on our church's sermon archive page) when he was well into his 90s. He was one of the deepest and most interesting men of God I've ever met. But more importantly, his whole family, down through his grandchildren, are outstanding witnesses in our community. What a joy to have known him.
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/7/2005 2:21:45 PM
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Eutychus
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When I was at missions school, the staff explained that they were very careful not to hug anybody because that person might have issues with, say, past abuse. Have I ruined the rest of your day?
Like I said, I only hug people that I know well. And when in doubt, I ask. I won't even offer an air hug to a stranger or aquaintence.
Besides, unless someone is completely oblivious, you can tell when someone is not receptive to a hug.
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/7/2005 2:45:17 PM
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Walker311
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/7/2005 2:46:50 PM
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filhodedeus
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ORIGINAL: dance4joy
Ok. . .here's my whine list:
People who sit in the front row and sleep all through the sermon
Ahhh....the "bobbing for the belt buckle brigade"....comic relief for the pastor. Seriously people...go to bed earlier on Sat. night..
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/7/2005 2:50:31 PM
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dance4joy
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Comic relief for the pastor and for anyone sitting in the immediate vicinity of them! I nearly had a giggling fit last week when I ended up sitting behind a girl who not only slept. . .occasionally her mouth dropped open. LOL!
Oh here's another whine:
For some reason our power point projector isn't quite wide enough or something because the sides of the song sheets get cut off. A few weeks ago Matt and I had to stifle our laughing when we came to a line that said. . .
"Corned by the ones he came to save" (should have been scorned but the S got cut off).
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/7/2005 6:45:36 PM
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saintgrace
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ORIGINAL: salos
Okay. Back to whining. I am afraid of our church ushers. They shake hands with iron grips. I'm going, "Hi, how are you." (Don't you dare touch my hand!)
I know exactly what you mean! To avoid too much pain, I offer my left hand with the palm up.
As far as hugging goes. I dont like just anyone to hug me. Some people just give me the creeps. And I notice they seem to be the same ones other's avoid too.
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/7/2005 9:58:18 PM
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Walker311
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I have a problem with shaking hands with a limp wristed man. What's even worse is a sticky clammy limp wrist...especially if it's the preacher.
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