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The Whiners Thread
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| I almost drowned during my baptism |
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| The preacher is preaching to me |
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| Music is always rock-n-roll and loud |
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| No one ever calls me when I'm out |
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| It's too cold in there |
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| All the mixed perfume smells drive me crazy |
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| Don't click here |
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 6/2/2007 10:23:16 AM
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ezri
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ORIGINAL: still4gvn
Ezri: I don't think I'm in your church because I'm not in N.C. N.C. is a nice place to sleep, tho. I've been there. Don't remember what we're studying. Might have something to do with prayer. Maybe I did wind up in N.C...but I don't remember an organ.
Not remembering the organ is not really a big deal as no one has played it but my eldest daughter in the 4 years we have been here and I have been told that then it had been since the 80's that they'd had a church oranist. Soooooo it sits and collects dust. BUT the church janitor IS earning her keep having to dust it.
I think the guitar(acoustic- the lil ol ladies get up and leave when the music ministers son gets out his electric) has taken the place of the organ in more recent years.
~ezri
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 1/22/2008 9:22:37 PM
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Walker311
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the Sr. Pastor is basically about him and his family and how blessed they are because he's tithing, and how faithful he is now and how he was a pothead and now he's a nice guy.
Wow! He musta smoked a lot of grass man... I mean lady!
I guess this whiners tread will never really die... as long as there is a Euty.
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 1/22/2008 9:42:35 PM
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ezri
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ORIGINAL: KuKu
Ezri, I can see how that would bother you so  Thanks for posting, and increasing our need to whine about the imperfections of our own!!!
Well I'd apologize and all but it was much too much fun to even consider apologizing.
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Way to kill a thread, ezri...
That's my job- and i like it fine... no one has a better job than mine!
~ezri
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 1/22/2008 10:07:13 PM
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Walker311
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I just wish I had known that you got the last word in.
My wife is an expert!
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RE: The Whiners Thread - 1/22/2008 10:28:04 PM
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Okami
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Heh, I like how the "Dont click here" option is winning.
But, the pastor did tell me a story of someone almost drowning at their baptism.
They had gone to Israel, and people were getting baptized in the river.
Apparently, one pastor didn't realize that you lie them with their back facing upstream.
He leaned back one girl the wrong way, and the current wouldn't let him bring her back up.
He finally had to just let go and have her squirm her way back up.
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RE: The Whiners Thread - 1/23/2008 6:52:23 AM
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Walker311
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He finally had to just let go and have her squirm her way back up.
That's what I'm trying to do with my 15 yr old daughter. Let go and let her squirm a little.
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RE: The Whiners Thread - 1/23/2008 3:45:54 PM
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ladyichigo
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The poll is missing "not enough parking". I guess it's not really a problem for the churches on the Continental United States, or what not, but parking is a pain here in Hawaii. If you're not the senior pastor, the associate pastor, elderly, injured, or a guest, you have to park on the street, and there's only so many places to park on the street with all the NO PARKING signs all over the place due to the fact that the area is a bus route with frequent bus stop signs. So I'll whine and whine about the parking for our church because we have to park 1/2 a mile away from the church just to find somewhere to park the car.
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RE: The Whiners Thread - 1/24/2008 1:05:23 PM
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ezri
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I lived in key west for nearly two years... but my folks were heathens at the time- I don't think they would have walked across the road to go to church back then. THOUGH they might have complained about all the folks parking in front of the house on sunday.
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RE: The Whiners Thread - 1/24/2008 1:09:47 PM
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Sadey
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I don't trust pastors with perfect hair.
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RE: The Whiners Thread - 1/24/2008 1:18:38 PM
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ezri
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ORIGINAL: Sadey
I don't trust pastors with perfect hair.
what about pastors with NO hair?
~ezri
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RE: The Whiners Thread - 1/24/2008 2:03:18 PM
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designed
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THOUGH they might have complained about all the folks parking in front of the house on sunday.
We live right behind a very large church and I used to complain about that.
Now I just charge the going rate. j/k 
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RE: The Whiners Thread - 1/24/2008 2:49:12 PM
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SteelCurtain
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Well, there are 65 pages of whining so it tells you that something is "wrong" with church
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